Amy Schumer



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  1. FakeAmerican March 26, 2017

    Like president Trump. Well all laughed. No one is laughing now. Everyone is muted in fear of his incapability.

    • Not true, i have been laughing everyday since at all you fearmongering social justice warriors who warned against the apocalypse if trump became president, and the only thing that happened was that your minds were collectively blown about the fact that you weren’t in control of other people’s opinions. Actually it’s still pretty funny:)

    • mcdaddy: their panic and despair really *is* quite entertaining, ain’t it?!?

    • Oh yes, searching “trump protesters” on youtube is better than anything on tv, especially the videos in which they get asked simple questions and smoke starts coming out their ears.
      Just imagine if he gets re-elected in 4 years:) (if the tolerant liberals haven’t assassinated him before that)

    • The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. – H. L. Mencken 1920-07-26

    • FakeAmerican March 27, 2017

      Hey mcdaddy. Don’t read Breibart only. US apocalypse has already begun. Soon you’ll live in sh*t hole with a 21 million dollar wall to protect Mexico.

    • @fakeamerican: I live in europe where the EU is worse than trump will ever be, slowly destroying our countries with muslim immigration in an efford to create a new civil war so they can rule it all like the old soviet union. It’s so bad now that i am actually seriously considering moving to trump land.

    • German Machine Gun March 27, 2017

      Please move, please. If you really think such bullshit about the EU, refugees and Trumpistan, please leave. Obviously you are reading and watching too much fake news and facts. Probably by russian-financed radical-national idiots making perfect marionettes for Putin of themselves.
      The EU and it’s predecessors provided us with peace for nearly a century now. Many things have been improved for the population plus the market. Prosperity for all has risen. Even if the world economy sometimes suggests otherwise. But this is an influence that is independent of the EU. Of course it’s a bureaucratic monster. But remmember, it’s new. No one has experience with such a level of organisation. There is no “EU for Dummies”-Handbook. Things will be corrected and improved overtime. It’s a constant learning process.
      Destroying Europe by a few immigrant of which many become catholics after they settled? Unlikely. Are we so weak? Compare it to the european population and you’ll see how few they are. There is plenty of space and money. And many want to go back to their homelands after the war is over. A lot of them already have. This would be a quite short civil war… a few hours maybe? Including counting the bodies.
      You better fear russian and turkish spies and agents provocateurs who fund national parties in Europe and try to manipulate elections to destabilize Europe. These are the people who would benefit from a civil war or national conflicts. They fear how strong and influencial Europe has become. How freedom and wealth go hand in hand. And that their populace could see what a bad example they set.
      Stop watching bullshit programs and reading bullshit sites. They are turning your brain off.
      But please, leave for Trumpistan if you don’t love your homeland enough. A gift for the Kremlin.

    • Did merkel tell you all that? If you live in germany you will know what i mean in a few years when mutter merkels guests starts to feel at home like in france, trust me.
      “Enjoy diversity” as your state-funded tv ads tells you.

    • German Machine Gun March 28, 2017

      I don’t watch TV anymore. Boring. All killing scenes are cut. And I didn’t vote for Merkel.
      France is different. France has a history of colonization. Especialy in North Africa. Germany’s colonies… well, forget it. No impact. Happened long time ago.

  2. Why are Right Wing fascist morons (always boys) always emasculated by intelligent, successful, beautiful women? It’s not the women that do it. It comes from the pseudo-alpha males (always fecal-brained pigs with an inflated sense of their own importance – like Trump) who push this destructive ideology.

    • Because we will NOT go quietly into the cum and joke mines on mars without resistance!

    • Yeah, riiiiiiiiiight…YOU, and Rosie O’Donnell.
      But, THANKS for the laugh (at you).

    • @Kauf Buch: Thank you for proving my point so thoroughly & completely..

    • “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Timothy Francis Leary

    • Lazier Than Thou March 27, 2017

      Why is it that Left-Wing fascist morons always think the utter worst of other human beings? Why can’t they accept the idea that people just disagree without trying to shut down the opposition through intimidation tactics and poisoning the well? Why can’t a person disagree with a woman without hating all women? Why can’t a person dislike or even hate a woman without hating all women? Why do Left-Wing fascist morons not see human beings as individuals and must instead see them only as their sex, race, or physical state?

    • Lazier, don’t you know that liberals believe in free speech but only as long as they agree with what is being spoken?

    • @Zelda
      They are just afraid to lose their privileges in society. The rest is just a big show about inferiority complex. That’s all.
      Real men don’t fear strong women. They adore them. Whimps are afraid of confident women and feminists. So it’s not a surprise that a bragging pussy grabber (other word for molester) like Trump is their hero. So sad. Total losers.
      Is Amy Schumer funny? I don’t know. But that’s not the real question, is it?

  3. Unknown origin March 26, 2017

    This is an old Bob Monkhouse joke.

    • Glad you noticed that.

    • Thanks to you & Wiki, I now know that “I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers.” dates back to him. Thanks.

  4. Chucky Schoomer’s cousin. He’s not funny either. Not at all.

  5. Somewhere in time March 27, 2017

    You idiot’s can turn anything to a political fart out of your mouths​

  6. Nothing works 100% of time, except me

  7. Saynotolibtard March 29, 2017

    Liberal here… not just right-wing conservatives who think Schumer is a talentless hack. Suck a **** SJWs, you make us sane liberals look retarded.

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