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  1. Anon's Mom April 10, 2014

    My son doesn’t shower, he just sprays Axe all over his body twice a week. He’s quite a lady’s man.

    • Does he wear a three wolf moon shirt too?

    • Is your son a follower of the false prophet, smelling of goat excrement? May the chains of dhimmitude lay lightly upon you.

  2. I just can’t understand why he has such a horrible haircut.

    • Because he has a ball shaped head. This haircut elongates his head, thus his subjects keep out of their minds the sheer resemblance with a rolling head.

  3. They look like they’re in pain…

  4. Yeah, we should worry about North Korea’s military. Not only do their armored columns always insist on pulling over to ask for directions, their army needs about 4000 gallons of Haagen Dazs whenever he doesn’t call them back.

  5. Sid Justice April 11, 2014

    If it wasn’t for Bush and Cheney draining all of our military sources in Iraq, I think we could have snuffed that fat f### already, freeing up those poor, imprisoned people.

    • Whipply Sneidlash April 11, 2014

      You tell ’em, Sid! Good thing Obama realized that getting troops killed in Afghan-hound-istan is the Good War. Let us stipulate that everyone agrees with you about Bush and Cheney. Any of us could criticize them without your able assistance.
      HYPOTHETICAL: It’s April, 2014. What are your policy recommendations?

    • Too bad the Clintons built two light water nuclear reactors for the Norks, now they have an atomic bomb. Good job, Bill and Hill. Tip of the hat to Madeline Halfbright.

  6. Comrade Uberdouche April 11, 2014

    I heard that North Koreans were starving. These look well fed.
    I guess Kim gets all the “dates” he wants.
    Dibs on the hatless gal on the right! She’s just my style.

  7. Mark Twain April 16, 2014

    not AXE effect, I think you mean NOOSE effect

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