Virgin Birth

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  1. *lol* Did eatliver just correct a typo in this meme? Kauf Buch complained about dudes written as dues. I saw it too. Then it disappeared. It’s magic!

    • Isn’t internet amazing?

    • rozbisurmaniony September 6, 2017

      Who da**** is this Kauf Buch? I read about the person at eatliver only :D

    • Dat, chalk it up to
      The Great Things In Life We Cannot Understand
      including things like
      where did that other sock go I put in the machine
      what will make my girlfriend happy but not make her angry tomorrow
      why did the pigeon poop on my car right *there*

    • “what will make my girlfriend happy but not make her angry tomorrow” – GOLD!

    • Two thing I can answer.
      There are machines that “eat” socks. The rumor is true. I use sock clips. So the pairs will stay together.
      Pigeons are used to poop over water, like ponds and rivers. The glossy car makes them think they are sitting above a puddle
      About women… I didn’t figure this one out either… yet.

  2. Nothingsacred September 5, 2017

    The number of wise men was never specified in any of the gospels. Amongst the gifts brought 3 were mentioned. It’s a matter of reading comprehension.

  3. So is it even worse? The father could be a cheap guy that didn’t even bother to bring a gift.

  4. And it could all be a translation error where the original text could have referred to Mary as “young woman”. http://ti.me/2j1hJK6
    This is fyi the literal meaning of the german word for virgin: Jungfrau

  5. I heard when your Momma rode a donkey into Bethlehem, she really rode it.

  6. Gosh, it’s so funny and hip to ignore the lessons this guy brought us. Totally fly, bro. Love thy neighbor? As if!

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