Units of Weight Measurement

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  1. Italiano Medio July 22, 2015

    Saw it coming a mile away. Not only the joke, also yo mama!

    • These are metric units. You couldn’t possibly saw it coming a mile away…. Maybe a kilometer away…

    • Unkle Dolan July 22, 2015

      Or rather “logically” 1,76 kiloyards or 63,36 kiloinches away…

    • slippy fist July 23, 2015

      Kiloyard is a metric unit? When did this happen, was there a meeting I missed?

    • Who said kiloyard is a metric unit?
      Any yes, there was a meeting, and no, you didn’t miss it. You were not invited.

  2. Bubba and Joe Bob July 22, 2015

    Yo Mamma… ain’t he that guy that plays that big fiddle? I seen him once’t. He could win in a log sawing contest, Whoo Boy!

  3. Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear July 22, 2015

    Except for yo momma!

  4. Kilo is a prefix that means 1000 of something. It has nothing to do with the actual unit behind it, you can use a kilodozen or a megasmurf if you feel like it.

    • That’s about 3.5 tons… are you sure it’s not a lorry?

  5. Emperor Norton July 24, 2015

    My new car weights about 7,6 kilopounds

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