Torah, Bible, and Quran

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  1. Flossy McHookerpants January 2, 2017

    So edgy.

  2. A lame joke. Try harder. Its an uninvestigated joke. Much like fake news itself.

  3. Now Hard to Starbard Sheer Away January 2, 2017

    Responses are as follows;
    Jews;
    Meh.
    Christians;
    I’ll pray for you brother.
    Mohammedans;
    I kill you!

    • Yeah, so true! Funny thing about atheists:
      it’s “funny” until the real-world consequences stare you dead in the face.

    • Atheist Freedom Fighter January 2, 2017

      “Real-world consquences” means you and your radical christian friends killing atheists like the muslims do? You are not better than your IS pals. You are worst of all things. An american racist christian nazi. It can’t get more worse. If there were a Satan, he would be your sponsor.

    • Lies Mal Buch January 2, 2017

      No, it’s probably the usual shtick about the godless west bending over to those aggressive muslim invaders forcing sharia law into our society. There are actually two types of migrants here: 1. terrorists, they can be measured in ppm (parts per millions) and their aim is to make people here hate muslims in general. They need people like Kauf Buch to gain relevance and to succeed in their mission. Same as people like him need the terrorists to succeed in their mission: to turn our free society into something like a crossover between the 1950’s USA and todays North Korea. 2. Criminals who were criminals where they cam from and who want to be criminals here. They look a bit different than our domestic criminals but do the same crimes. There are a few, about as many percentage wise as we have. They mostly prey on the other refugees, but – speaking for germany – they are a bit lazy, because in the year we got 1 million new inhabitants, most crime rates, especially these related to the foreigner, actually dropped. So it seems either they are not as efficient as our own criminals, or our own criminals decided to take a break. 3. The normal people trying to escape war and hunger and somehow trying to make ends meet. If they succeed, they will become like us: willing slaves of capitalism who gladly trade their god for smartphones, McDonalds and blissful ignorance.

    • Lies Mal Buch January 2, 2017

      Uhm… shit… there’s THREE types of course ;-)

    • TO AFF: your fantastic imagination is doing overtime sonny.
      Go get some fresh ait before you go back to mommy’s basement.
      MY GOD: is your “argument” really to call me a “Nazi”?
      REALLY?!?
      Not that I have much hope for you, AFF, but GROW UP.

    • @Lies Mal Buch
      +1
      Kauf Buch would only read a Malbuch, though.

    • Atheist Freedom Fighter January 2, 2017

      @Kauf Buch I’m probably older than you little sh*t. :-)

    • @Now Hard to Starbard Sheer Away — “Mohammedans; I kill you!”
      Really? All I see here is angry Christians and atheists and a few nice ones.

  4. scott gallant January 2, 2017

    Just substitute Kanye for Jesus.

  5. TO LMB:
    You are probably “neurologist” or “the good german”
    too cowardly to keep the moniker but, in any case,
    YOU PERSONIFY WHAT A DHIMMI IS.
    TO ALL:
    laugh all you want at this nitwit “LMB”, but:
    look up the meanings of the words:
    dhimmi, taqiyya, kitman,
    and read the quran to see what their so-called
    “supreme being” COMMANDS THEM TO DO.

    • According to google, dhimmi means that infidels are condoned second-rate citizens and taqiya gives muslims the right to lie about their religion.
      Religion is humanities stupidest invention.

    • About 3 million people with Turkish roots live in Germany. Many of them for more than 40 years or children of people who live here for more than 40 years.
      I wonder how they managed not to force upon us what you claim. They’ve had enough time to do so. At the current rate it will take them infinite time to implement the commands of their supreme being.
      TO ALL:
      Kauf Buch is merely an agitator. Just make sure people like him don’t get a say in real life and we’ll all be fine.

    • The Good German January 2, 2017

      Nope, not me.

    • TO anteater
      *THANKS* for showing everyone here the TRUE TOTALITARIAN you are.
      TO the good german
      Thank you for the confirmation.

    • The Good German January 2, 2017

      No, really. I’m not lmb. But judging by his grammar he’s german too.

    • @Kauf Buch
      Please let me and all others who are interested know what exactly was totalitarian about my post. Thanks.
      Hint: Look up the meaning of “totalitarian”.

  6. The numerous LIES and DISTORTIONS of LMB:
    ”There are actually two types of migrants here: 1. terrorists, they can be measured in ppm (parts per millions)…”
    Downplaying the fact that mass terrorism is perpetrated almost exclusively by muslims, and by only a handful at a time. It’s the old “they’re not ALL bad” excuse-making.
    ”…people like him need the terrorists to succeed in their mission: to turn our free society into something like a crossover between the 1950’s USA and todays North Korea.”
    Twisting the truth on its head. It is muslims and their useful idiots on the Left – like LMB – whose goal is to crush freedom in the West.
    ”Criminals who were criminals where they came from and who want to be criminals here. They look a bit different than our domestic criminals but do the same crimes.”
    The tired, old Moral Relativism of “they’re just the same crimes as Germans do, so it’s no big deal.”
    ”…most crime rates [in Germany], especially these related to the foreigner, actually dropped.”
    This is AN OUTRIGHT LIE.
    To summarize, LMB, if not a muslim him/her/itself, is a willing ***** of their goals.

    • Wow, what utter bullshit.

    • The Good German January 2, 2017

      @anteater He’s trying to destroy real arguments… desperately. And looks stupid in doing it. It’s like Donald Trump trying to do real politics – travesty.

    • Well!
      the two of you sure know how to offer up a refutation! (/s)

    • Some things, dear Kauf Buch, are so weird and far fetched, there is no need and no way to find a refutation. Why do people like us even argue with you one here. I bet people like The Good German don’t waste their time in real life arguing with chemtrail believers.
      Note: Not everyone who doesn’t condemn others on their religion alone are automatically willing helpers for some fanatics to achieve their goals. Yeah, this may sound like a strange concept to you, but not all Muslims are the same, not all Jews are the same, not all Christians are the same and so on. Even not all people who should Kauf a Buch are the some. There is you, but on the other hand there are also a lot of decent folk.

  7. This was such a great site, before you started inserting your own political and anti-religious views. Oh well, all good things come to an end. :/

    • This is still a great site and religion is as funny as politics.

  8. All were written long before the printing press was invented. All are important for the historical context of how humans lived thousands of years ago and the philosophical viewpoints of human existence and evolution of society.

    • Wow! That is the sanest thing said in these comments. It applies to both atheists and religious folk. I’m an atheist and have been since I was 6 years old, and what you just wrote I’ve been saying for decades and my very very religious friends never ever disagree with me.

    • Atheist Freedom Fighter January 3, 2017

      Then you were just lucky to have such friends. I doubt Kauf Buch would have been your friend back then. He and his friends more likely would have set you on fire.

  9. Initial joke…pretty funny.
    Comments…well funny!

  10. **** all religions. Crazy that some people are still enough stupid to trust these shits.

  11. Thank god the Book of Mormon didn’t make the picture…I heard that was the one true church anyway.

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