The Beard Code

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  1. Brought to you by ISIS, the Taliban, and other beard-lovers everywhere.

  2. **** off hipsters, thinking a beard makes a man, a genius or whatever.

    • Nah.
      Hipsters go for mustaches.
      (And I think this is coming from someone who can’t grow a beard.)

  3. It is “résumé”, not “resume”. Just sayin’.

  4. “If your father doesn’t have a beard you have two mothers” – The Beards

  5. Beards are for hipsters, rednecks and bums

  6. Moochelle 0bama July 10, 2014

    Don’t forget about me!

  7. Concita Wurst July 11, 2014

    Beard wins it all!

  8. You are all fine men, your bare chins and thick luscious long beards alike turn me on, but please skip the chemical shaving cream. I can smell it for hours and it’s gross and it scares me.

  9. My beard is older than my cars, my child, my house and my marriage. My wife loves it. It has seen 6 presidents in office.

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