on July 9, 2014
Brought to you by ISIS, the Taliban, and other beard-lovers everywhere.
Real men have a beard! …and a goat
Says Zeus while stroking his magnificent white beard.
**** off hipsters, thinking a beard makes a man, a genius or whatever.
Hipsters go for mustaches.
(And I think this is coming from someone who can’t grow a beard.)
It is “résumé”, not “resume”. Just sayin’.
“If your father doesn’t have a beard you have two mothers” – The Beards
Beards are for hipsters, rednecks and bums
Looks like you can’t grow a beard.
Don’t forget about me!
Beard wins it all!
You are all fine men, your bare chins and thick luscious long beards alike turn me on, but please skip the chemical shaving cream. I can smell it for hours and it’s gross and it scares me.
My beard is older than my cars, my child, my house and my marriage. My wife loves it. It has seen 6 presidents in office.
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