“Male Privileges”

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  1. Prince Leo May 19, 2017

    I only date women

  2. I approve of this message

  3. No fat chicks

  4. Kauf Buch May 20, 2017

    What’s the matter? She’s right. Guys under 6 feet are no men. I’m 6.1. I WIN.

  5. Just Sayin' May 20, 2017

    Sounds like OP got humiliated when she turned him down. Here’s a clue: It wasn’t because you’re under 6ft. It’s because you’re an *******.

    • Probably the whole truth behind this and all the other stories.

    • Mr.ForgotMyOwnName May 21, 2017

      Have you visited any dating sites lately? Women who set “standards” similar to the above, are not rare at all.

    • I’m married. Why would I visit dating sites? That’s illogical.

  6. McViticus May 20, 2017

    What if she was really hot…but also a feminist?
    Hahahaha, yeah I know!

  7. I need my plastic inflato repaired. Anyone know of a good serviceman?

  8. That’s me in the photo, alright, but at least I’m alot b1tchier. With lots of scabs, too.

  9. Anyone out there know if you can get HIV from a sexbot? Askin’ for a friend. A nervous one.

    • Prince Leo May 20, 2017

      That’s how Rattus got it

    • Salzigtal May 20, 2017

      Depends on who you let precede you & hygiene. Just like with the vinyl impaired species.

  10. D*mmit, cafcaf! You just had to let it out, didn’t you?!

  11. cafcaf and Rattus, knock me up sometime, sweeties.
    A few extra scabs won’t hurt me at this point.
    Everything for the movement, after all!

  12. Salzigtal May 20, 2017

    Don’t you mean “big red, white and blue ****”? You got the “rammed” part right: https://youtu.be/cGKEkI8IV2o See also: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432232

    • Salzigtal May 23, 2017

      What happened to the comment this reply was directed at?

  13. Stinks in here.

    • No surprise. Kauf Buch let down his trousers to show everyone his private parts. Again.

  14. If only I had the sex appeal of Justin Bieber, I’d be able to free myself of my dutch rudder addiction!

    • What’s a “dutch rudder”??? I’m a land rat and not familiar with maritime terms.

    • Nice try, by the way. But Justin Bieber gave it away.

    • I once read only intelligent people can have a real conversation with themselves.

  15. That’s what we *all* tell ourselves, right before the ambulance comes, isn’t that right?

  16. Ok whiny dwarf boys:
    1. you get most shit from other men, not women
    2. Men have reduced women to their appearance literally for centuries. Start complaining in 2317 earliest
    3. Women can be shallow too. Cause they’re just like you
    4. **** off

    • Pack up your feminist truck and try not to run into anything.

  17. Shorty got salty.

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