My Faith Is Strong

Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons.

14 thoughts on “My Faith Is Strong”

  1. I don’t try religion for intellectual reasons.
    I don’t try bacon for it is to fat and disgusting. I’d rather get some other pork.

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  2. Bacon is the greatest thing of all time. If you don’t eat bacon your a Biden supporter and nothing is as bad as that.

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  3. Someone who doesn’t know when to use your or you’re is as bad as that, because it advertizes one’s stupidity for all to see.

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  4. Bacon is a solely American thing. Only the British share those weird breakfast traditions. No wonder they are all fat.

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  5. I agree with your first statement and wholeheartedly disagree with the second.

    Having said that, all pig products are delicious

  6. Bacon is a solely American thing, yet shared by the British.
    Do you even read your own drivel?

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  7. Amen!

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  8. I’m sorry to announce the death of our beloved High Priest of the Fellowship of Bacon-Eaters.
    He died of cardiac arrest today as he tried to reach out for the remote control during primetime.
    We will mourn together during the barbecue next Sunday. There will be a minute of no chewing in his honor. But hey, more bacon for you guys! Yay!

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  9. Anonymous sources say Muslims that eat bacon are also pro trans.

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  10. The people who wouldn’t tryy bacon must all have been in Canada. Those people have got no clue what real bacon is supposed to be.

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  11. Theres pork in the vaccines so you better just eat bacon once in awhile. Just like theres aborted fetal material in many medicines. Grow up.

  12. Artery killer.

  13. USA are British territory. A rogue colony. They should take it back.

  14. I heard there was a time the US had a swine for president. Something around 2016 to 2020.

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