Things They Don’t Tell You (A Guide to Life)

Featured here is an honest guide to life by cartoonist Winston Rowntree about things that they don’t tell you (but should). Scroll down and weep!

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6 thoughts on “Things They Don’t Tell You (A Guide to Life)”

  1. Africa has much of the planets resources both natural and mineral yet the planet is ruled by frigidly cold countries who drive iron ships and send their people into space.

    On the plus side if you living in a mud hut next to a mosque in a war torn country; some of those frigidly cold countries have a great dole, and no immigration policy to speak of.

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  2. Another idiot who needs to go to the shore and walk into the ocean. Buh-bye.

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  3. this is definitely some bullshit

  4. America is not frigidly cold (expect Alaska). America just does really weird political deals with our resources. We export salt to various countries, then import salt from other countries. We export our own oil, then buy oil from the middle east. We have plentiful livestock, but we sold a bunch of cows to another country, then bought a bunch of different cows from that same country, and now we have “mad cow disease”. We’ve also been paying several South American countries for farming and resources, despite the fact that we do not import anything from some of those countries.

    As for sending people into space: Any country can join the space race if they choose. Maybe Somalia would like to take a break from slaughtering each other and build a rocket instead.

    P.S. Our ships are made of steel (iron is a metal; steel is an alloy). We don’t need to import iron ore; we have our own mines. We chose to build ships, trains, planes, and spaceships with that resource. We use some of our ships to stop pirates in Somalia.

  5. “Tall people only date other tall people” is definitely not true. I am a tall woman and I have dated many men who are shorter than me. The secret is to never tell a tall girl, “You’re too tall”, and never refer to her as “big”, or “giant”.

  6. is your snatch longer?

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