How to Deal With Door-to-Door Preachers

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  1. Unless the drugs are anti-depressants!! Those go like hot cakes to religious folk.

  2. True Story April 4, 2014

    I love it when a couple dumb Mormons (or Jehovah’s Witnesses) come knocking on my door to sell their poison. What I appreciate is that I am often older than both of them combined. “We would like to share with you the meaning of life.” “You two dumdums haven’t had sex yet! Losers!”

    • ImADoofus April 4, 2014

      Because having sex qualifies you to be smart?? You must be so wise, then, you stud.

  3. Do unto others April 4, 2014

    It’s a blessing that the world is filled with such loving and tolerant people.

    • Tastentier April 5, 2014

      Surely you’re talking about drug dealers? Because there is nothing loving and tolerant about being told that I’ll burn in hell for all eternity unless I accept some Jewish guy with a Mexican name as my savior, especially if I’m one of those oh so sinful and morally corrupt sexual minorities.

    • Love thy brother April 6, 2014

      Is that really what they tell you, Hatenier?

  4. Observer of things April 6, 2014

    Ahhh, all new eatliver layout, same old angry comments. Circle of life, and all that…

  5. So you’re admitting you have to be stoned to refuse God. Perhaps the most accurate point I’ve seen made on this site. Stick to comedy. Your education level isn’t up to deep issues.

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