You are not a person, you are a brain. You just control the meat suit. An inside you is a terrifying skeleton. Your teeth is the only part of it that’s exposed to the outside world. Each time you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your scary skeleton. Think about it.
Living without bear puns is simply un-bear-able! That’s why we decided to present you the greatest bear pun ever made. Please share it with a girl you like. Ladies love bear puns. You will definitely get laid.
You could use the power of AI to solve real problems… or you could generate a gallery of a world where bears don’t attack people, but go hiking together instead. The right choice is obvious.
Well, well, well, if it isn’t our favorite topic: dark humor. Some internet warriors might think it’s inappropriate, but those people are just a bunch of uptight prudes who can’t handle a little joke. If you can’t laugh at a good crushing plane joke, what’s the point of even having a sense of humor?
It’s the year 2023, a talented and creative individual has made a bold and inspiring commitment to his craft. He decided to create one sci-fi story idea in a form of poster each day for a whole year. Featured below are our favorite picks. For more, follow him @SmallWorlds Twitter account into the future.
Here’s how to land a good job: got college, then apply for a job, then forget everything you learned in college to perform well at said job, then keep working yourself to the death because you have to repay student debt. Makes sense, right?
Capitalism, while it has its merits, can often seem downright absurd. We live in a world where profits are very often put over people, and the people themselves act as robots that are fuelled by greed and vanity. Scroll down, then laugh, then cry!
You’ve probably heard someone saying “reaching rock bottom”. You may think that’s just a figure of speech, but here’s a little known fact: that’s actually a real place.
Do you suffer from inability to fall asleep each night because an existential dread overwhelms you? Inflation, wars, the fact that Donald Trump exists… The world around you is full of dangers and problems.Is that’s all there is to life? Just chores and worries until the day we die? It’s a feeling many of us can relate to, and it’s probably an origin story behind existential crisis duck night lamp. It’s a funny lamp with a silicone body which feels soft to the touch and gives out a warm glow which will turn off automatically after 30 minutes so you can drift off peacefully.
You know you love this which doctor dadjoke. Don’t try to deny it. It’s no just great, it’s the best ever. Your week was going to shit, but this joke turned it around, and now you’re happy and in amazing mood. You’re welcome! Please come back tomorrow for more.
While looking at this makeup fail gallery, only one question comes to mind: “What the hell were they thinking?!” Do they really think that it looks beautiful?
Here are some more useful perks at work that the boss would love to implement: free air guitar lessons, a “secret handshake” with the CEO for each employee, a designated “office plant whisperer”, a mandatory “silly hat day” every Tuesday.
There’s a special kind of people you only see at Walmart. They look like they are from another planet. From a horrible messed up planet. We call them Walmartians. Scroll down to see the craziest examples of this weird and alien life form!
Before going to a doctor for an answer regarding your health, it’s always important to decide beforehand if you want to hear good news or bad news first. I usually choose good news first. Just like this sick bastard.
Meet the Choriaster starfish. It’s like a creature from the outer space took a vacation on Earth and decided to disguise itself as a sea creature with five d*cks. With its long, spindly arms and brightly colored skin, the Choriaster starfish looks like it belongs in an adult sci-fi movie. It shouldn’t be called Choriaster at all –  “c*cktopus” or “pentad*ck” is a much more suitable name.
