Weird Kids’ Books That Actually Exist

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Why Is Daddy in a Dress?” by Amanda McCall


Everyone Poops” by Taro Gomi


All My Friends Are Dead” by Avery Monsen


Go the F**k to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach


Hair in Funny Places” by Babette Cole


Why Unicorn Drinks” by C. W. Moss


Baby’s First Tattoo” by Jim Mullen
If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson


My First Cavity Search” by David Blanchard


That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale” by Matt Mogk


Maggie Goes On a Diet” by Paul Kramer


Walter the Farting Dog” by William Kotzwinkle


Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus” by Tjibbe Veldkamp
My Big Sister Takes Drugs” by Judith Vigna


F**k You Sun” by Matt Cole


Where Willy Went…: The Big Story of a Little Sperm!” by Nicholas Allan


I’d Really Like to Eat a Child” by Sylviane Donnio


Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?” by Tom O’Connor


The Night Dad Went to Jail” by Melissa Higgins


My Parents Open Carry” by Brian Jeffs


I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much” by Judith Vigna


The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts” by Shinta Cho

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  1. Open carry looks amazing.
    I wish my daddy didn’t drink so much is just sad :( Thanks a lot eatliver. I feel shitty now.

    • Do not date unless dated upon June 24, 2015

      That look. “Touch our daughter and we will shoot you in the face.”

    • Just think about open carry again, we got this.

  2. Where did willy go?

  3. I have “All my Friends are Dead.” It is absolutely hilarious.

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