Liberal Logic

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  1. So conservatives are Zombies, right? … Well, most Trumpvoters look like it.

  2. It’s all right for the rightwingers to snipe, but given the favoured diet of the zombie, they are not the ones in any danger.

    • You missed the point: the reason Liberals would side with the zombies is that THEY would not be in danger.

    • european stranger July 16, 2016

      Every american would side with zombies so he would not be in danger.

    • PatronasKitty7 July 18, 2016

      If (and when) the zombie apocalypse comes, I guarantee that there will be “Zombie Rights Activists”.

  3. Indubitably July 15, 2016

    Liberals would also ban gun ownership so us law-abiding citizens can’t protect ourselves against these evil bastids. Zombie Lives Matter.

  4. Cats > Zombies

  5. Hell Toupee July 15, 2016

    Hint, Zombies aren’t real, neither is your idea of liberals.

  6. The old man on the mountain July 16, 2016

    I think there are several questions to be considered when we talk about zombies and their diet:
    1. Are human brains gluten-free?
    2.If the Zombie is Jewish or Muslim – are human brains kosher and halal?
    3. What about the carbon-footprint of a brain only diet?
    4. How do I know if a brain comes from a free range human?
    5. Is there a vegetarian option for zombies?

    • Practicing Zombie July 17, 2016

      Answers to questions:
      1. Yes, gluten-free, but high in colesterol.
      2. Zombies are non-sectarian and non-discriminating.
      3. We night leave bloody foot prints but we don’t get involved in politically charged carbon limits.
      4. Free range humans are very dificult to catch as they move soo much faster we seldom catch one.
      5. Zombies are proud carnivores and will eat vegetables only as a side dish.

  7. The old man in the mountain July 17, 2016

    Thank Practicing Zombie! I think your answers help us humans to understand you zombies better so that we can improve the human – zombie relationship and end zombie discrimination!

  8. Triggered snowflake July 19, 2016

    I need my safe space.

  9. Sensitive Cents sit tiv July 20, 2016

    ***TRIGGERED***

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