Keep Satan Out of Your Life!

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  1. Kilgore Trout October 2, 2014

    LOL!

  2. Keeping Satin out of your life is good advise, velvet is the way to go!

  3. Now you only need to find a satanic meaning for “yolo”.

    • IsItJustMe? October 2, 2014

      LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
      YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
      SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
      ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
      BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
      WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

    • Frank Einstein October 3, 2014

      LMAO = Lies Make Up All Orthodoxy.
      Can someone spot me the “U”?

    • Great job, IsItJustMe?

  4. Yep. Gotta keep those Slovaks out of our lives!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miroslav_%C5%A0atan

  5. more crap from westboro baptist church

  6. Lol might work if you know about it. If you innocently use lol, how can you be worshiping the devil. These religious people go overboard. The peace sign used to be a sign evil, the broken cross. So what, now it’s a sign of peace and if you innocently use it, it has no evil purpose. If you have faith in evil, then it will be so.

  7. Don’t need satan, evil all by our selves.

  8. Lucifer here,
    I’m fed up with all this negative press I’m getting. I want everybody to know that I am the victim of a PR defamation exercise perpetuated by those “holier than thou” *******. There is about as much truth in what they say as you would find in a Fox News war broadcast. Propaganda flavored to make them look good. I mean, how many deaths are the catholic church responsible for? Ask the Spanish Inquisition for a start. Who are the real sinners? The pedophile priests protected by the vatican?. Or the nuns who sold babies while they kept their mothers in slavery working in laundries?
    And they have the cheek to paint me as the baddie… Just as well I’m not the vengeful type
    That god guy preaches forgivne

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