How Real Men Should Look (According To Fashion Designers)

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  1. Can not be unseen. I desperately need eye bleach!!!

  2. Mike Lester January 21, 2016

    This is the post-modern era. All of these are well-made garment. I appreciate the designers, they did a very good job. If you don’t like it, just close the page and skip

    • Clothing is supposed to be functional. I get that androgyny is the look of the future, but not even sexless worker drones could operate in most of these outfits. The one made out of gloves would be a lot better if instead of gloves, they had used multicolored stuffed penises.

    • Are you a nudist?

    • Nudism is better than most of this drivel that these nutters are trying to pass off as fashion. Even the emperors most fashionable outfit was not one, tho none of the sycophantic suckerfish surrounding him had the beans to tell him so.

    • @Groot: Wrong. This kind of fashion is not supposed to be practical but a kind of art. As Mike stated its post-modern and thus of course different from out everyday street wear.

    • Yeah yeah I’ve heard the whole ‘art’ schtick. I guess that’s what these ‘fashion designers’ have to call it, so as not to get thrown in the looney bin.

    • Gerd Müller January 21, 2016

      It is prototype clothings. Similar to other kinds of prototypes (such as cars) it is something which will never see production. It is a space where the designers gets a chance to showcase what they are capable of in terms of creativity and innovation. It is not really about the clothes, it is about the designers, gives them a chance to put themselves on display, something to write in the CV.

    • I am an artist with a degree in art from a prestigious university, so I have all the credentials to say Post-Modernism is nothing but rejectionist elitist bull crap wrapped in the pretense of saying something important.

  3. I have never understood why they are called ‘fashion designers’ and not ‘raving lunatics’.

  4. This is why aliens refuse to visit us.

    • The old man on the mountain January 22, 2016

      If aliens would see this, they would visit us! To wipe us from the face of the planet. And I could not blame them.

  5. This is why we can’t have nice things.
    Seriously though. Art can only be called so if it pleases the eye. This drivel does not. Perhaps it appeals to some seriously deranged eye. It’s not pleasant to look at and it’s not functional.

  6. Bubba and Joe Bob January 21, 2016

    Some of them lovely boys are too thin. Need to git’em down here on the farm and feed’em some whole milk and grits and ham an eggs and home made biscuts and gravy. Fatten’em up a bit. Maybe they’d be more attractive to some of the girls down here. They’d be wearing real clothes for a change.

  7. PatronasKitty7 January 21, 2016

    I think this is a record… 12 comments before @EUro and/or @LogiC ruin (or make 1000 times better) this post…

  8. “Please kill me” says it all.

  9. In most places on this planet, if you were one of these in public, you’d get locked away for good immediately, without further questioning. These outfits wouldn’t even be considered as original at any carnival.

  10. A pointless waste of garment and resources. Clothing has to follow function. Those “things” are just retarded.
    You must not see this as fashion. It’s more some kind of expressive art. It’s not meant to be worn. Like those wierd car studies will never see the streets.

    • E.A. Presley January 22, 2016

      Hear, hear!
      However, I’m happy that those designers are doing something constructive to keep them off the streets. It’s like creating business from silly walking! Brilliant business minds!

  11. these are just the boyfriends of all the russian chicks from the other post

  12. Isn’t this what the queers in Hollywood wear anyway?

  13. I told my sons to wait until I am dead

  14. i wonder if these purported fashion designers are actually just sadists, who have some fixation with young men(like ted bundy), but instead of physically hurting(or killing and eating) them, they just get off on publicly humiliating them?

  15. These clothings look silly and these clothes wont even be bought even if it is brought to the market.Whatever they are up to is quiet not clear and so they must make their intentions clear to the public and the world as well.

  16. MeAndMiniMe January 22, 2016

    Senoritas, may I contribute a golden quote from the movie “Women” (1939): “Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn’t please Stephen, I take it off.” And isn’t unwrapping one of the most fun things to do?

  17. Come on, Eat Liver guy, use the “Please Kill Me” picture at the end. A nice comedic wrap-up.

  18. These “designers” have some serious Daddy issues.

  19. Ikarusflight January 23, 2016

    – What’s your job?
    – I’m a fashion model.
    – Cool can I see some pics of you on the catwalk?
    – Noooooooooo!!!

  20. Yeah, this is how real gay men should look maybe, but definitely not how real men should look. As far as the comments about this being art, yeah, only if you spell that with a capital F.

  21. IDK the rugby-themed ones seemed quite masculine to me.

  22. Look at all those knobby knees, lol. Shit ain’t gonna happen with straight males

  23. The joke is on so many people.

  24. people are so stupid

  25. Honestly girls, whom of those things you would marry on purpose to bild a family with perspectives for the future?

  26. Well, EYE don’t like those clothes, but all my *boyfriends* do!

  27. This makes bunny cry.

  28. What a load of horseshit.

  29. As I look at these pictures, the first thought that comes to my mind is: Is there enough money in the world that someone could pay me to not only wear such clothes in public, but allow people to take pictures of me wearing them.
    In fairness, “designer fashions” for women are only slightly less ridiculous.

  30. I like a good circus side show as much as the next guy. But I’ll stick to my L.L.Bean and Ralph lauren, thank you.

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