If Jesus Lived Among Us Today…

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  1. Messiah wasn’t a socialist, he wanted people to share because they loved others – not because some government put a gun to their head.

    • True, but were he alive today, he wouldn’t be the focal point of a 200-year-old religion, and Faux News would pretend he’s a dangerous Middle Eastern socialist (just like they do with that twerp in the Oval Office).

  2. As the guy above said. Jesus wanted people to do the right thing, WITH THEIR OWN FREE WILL. Not because the government forces them to do so.

  3. Key phrase here is “Fox News would…”
    Reading is hard.

  4. What Josh said.

  5. Megyn Kelly May 5, 2014

    See! I told you Jesus was a white guy!

  6. Learn the difference between charity and socialism.

    • FUBO = Anon May 7, 2014

      Republicans cannot see that schools, police stations, fire stations, etc., all fall under the term “socialism”.
      Republicans think it is charity when they donate their used socks at the local Goodwill store and get a tax receipt for it. That’s not charity, it’s fraud.

  7. Nahhh — NO, FOX News wouldn’t say that. The first two posters are right, and they are echoing word for word what many on FOX News have said when some dopey lib says these things in public.

  8. Sir Crazy May 5, 2014

    Ppl need to realize that there r different forms of socialism — some r mild while others may be to the extreme.

  9. Anonymous May 5, 2014

    he probably wouldn’t be able to get passed airport security looking like that lol. he’d be “randomly chosen” for searches alot

  10. Evil Bob May 6, 2014

    More like Harry Reid would label him a “domestic terrorist”…

  11. Fantaman May 6, 2014

    Yeah we can see these are posted by a limp wristed liberal. Jesus would ask us to share and we would, by free will, not by government coercion. Idiots.

    • Sid Justice May 7, 2014

      You would share, but ask for a tax receipt, right? If Jebus was alive today, I am pretty sure he would be anti-Democrat, but pro-liberal. He would not side with nitwits like you.

  12. Ignoring the labels of “conservative” and “liberal”, I believe the best society is one where there is a culture of community and helping each other out and being fair, with strong laws in place to encourage this behaviour and punish those that do wrong. Laws that encourage good behaviour are called regulations. They are the laws that stop companies putting lead in paint and fuel, stop them dumping toxic waste in drinking water (or anywhere), stop insurance companies from ripping you off with unfair plans, stop banks from selling you bad investments which can bankrupt you. These are the laws designed to protect you. So for the life of me I just can’t understand why so many Americans want those protections removed.
    Also social welfare is an even more bizarre one. By providing cheap/free healthcare to people it stops so much preventable illness, which would otherwise lead to people being hospitalised, which would actually cost the government more. A biopsy for a benign tumour costs far less than a round of chemotherapy does. Or would you rather they didn’t get treatment and die at home, like before modern medicine? That would reduce costs more too. And if you think the ACA (“Obamacare”) is too generous, it is really backwards and restrictive compared to near any other developed nation that we laugh in pity at you.
    Or here’s an even better example- would you want to live with your parents so you can take care of them, because pensioner welfare didn’t exist? Seems a lot of people already work two jobs with insanely low minimum wage and can barely get by as it is.
    Lastly you already pay taxes, why would you deny yourself something you have already paid for?

    • No free lunch May 6, 2014

      The National Health Service in the UK is a travesty. The NHS employs 1.4 million, but patients die of dehydration because no one could take time to give them a glass of water.

  13. Dick Richie May 6, 2014

    Jesus is awesome!

  14. Straw Man May 6, 2014

    Keep fixating, Fox-haters. The more time you spend photoshopping in your gym teacher’s basement, the less chance we’ll meet you in polite society.

  15. Jevo McFratty May 7, 2014

    Liberals suck

    • True Story May 9, 2014

      If you had Jesus in your heart, you would not say that.

  16. Painters interpretation? May 7, 2014

    Movie makers interpretation of what Satan looks like http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/18/1363628405368/Satan-in-The-Bible-from-t-008.jpg
    That said;
    For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
    Whoever is slack in his work is a brother to him who destroys.
    Now all has been heard;
    here is the conclusion of the matter:
    Fear God and keep his commandments,
    for this is the duty of all mankind.
    For God will bring every deed into judgment,
    including every hidden thing,
    whether it is good or evil.

  17. Billy Bong Thornton May 7, 2014

    I bet these comments aren’t going like what was expected.

  18. Yay! A Fox New Joke! May 8, 2014

    Hey dumbasses who run Eat Liver:
    How about you stick to posting funny squirrel photos and leave politics to the smart people?
    Are you sad that there’s a large percentage of your readers who don’t point and bray at any stupid Fox News joke, like you do?

  19. Joe Shook May 8, 2014

    Anti-socialists are hereby prohibited from walking on public sidewalks and riding on paved or graded public roadways. Float, dumbasses, why don’t you?

    • Troll-On Deoderant May 9, 2014

      Don’t conflate socialism, the cousin of elitist dictatorship, with benign cooperation, which normal people do naturally because it makes sense to them. Your implied definition of socialism suggests that everyone is socialist. Don’t be a rube, and don’t assume we are rubes, or we’ll vote you off the island.

  20. Troll-On Deoderant May 9, 2014

    Nice trolling, Lefty. Look in the mirror.

  21. A short story May 10, 2014

    Charity: It is winter. You have two coats, your neighbor has none. You give one of your coats to your neighbor. Socialism: It is winter. You have two coats, your neighbor has none. The state takes one of your coats, cuts out the lining to sell for votes, gives the remainder to your neighbor. Communism: It is winter. You have two coats, your neighbor has none. The state takes both your coats and keeps them. You and your neighbor have achieved social and economic justice, but you both freeze to death.

  22. Most right wing Christians don’t care what Jesus said anyway

  23. No, Fox is more honest than that.

  24. Jesus did not come on a private mission. He came as King ans lawmaker for everyone!
    In the times of Jesus healthcare for the jews was provided by the temple (= real government of Israel in that time). The people had to pay for healing prayers and to sacrifice. Jesus didn´t want that and promised that the temple would be destroyed. He was chosen from god as the new government of Israel, the awaited messiah, the king of the jews. He and his disciples (12 apostles = leaders of the 12 tribes) provided healing prayers and help for free. His new kingdom (= government) a long time before promised by the prophets was obligated to help the poor: “Blessed are the poor”… Even when he was on the cross they mocked him: You wanted to help the poor, jewish king! You cant even help yourself! But he said, he would return soon…
    So his early followers believed him: There were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned lands or houses sold them, brought the money from their sales and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone as he had need. (Book Acts)

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