Hippi (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
That's actually a pretty awesome idea! Go do it
Twinkies have value (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
The Eastern Cougar does not. Why should I be upset that a specific strain of cats died off?
Mother Nature (20 Dec, 2012)
The cougars value would have been to kill and eat you before you were able to post this ignorant nonsense. Unfortunately this option is now...
@Twinkies have value (20 Dec, 2012)
you're an idiot
Twinkies have value (20 Dec, 2012)
Yeah? What good would keeping the Eastern Cougar alive do? I know the Twinkie tastes delicious. Is there a reason I should care about the genetic dead end of an evolutionarily worthless cat?
Oh, or is it only helpful because then it can kill the people you disagree with? Are you really so low functioning that you can't come up with an argument and have to wish death on people?
some people (20 Dec, 2012)
What value do twinkies have other then empty calories and costing money?
teacher (20 Dec, 2012)
Twinkies taste delicious??? yuck...P I'd rather have the Panthers (some people called them "painters") around to eat the varmints.
@Twinkies have value (21 Dec, 2012)
You have no value; you're a worthless waste of space and a drain on the world's resources for no gain. You have negative worth, and I'm pretty certain that given the choice between prolonging your existence or that of an eastern cougar, people won't be choosing the troll.
RWW (21 Dec, 2012)
Dear "Twinkies have value,"
You have spoken logically, good sir. Notice how the only responses you've gotten from the unthinking kneejerkers have been insults. They have nothing.
Mother Nature (21 Dec, 2012)
There is nothing to heal stupidity.
unthinking kneejerker (22 Dec, 2012)
i like kittys
LogicItself (23 Dec, 2012)
Actually, due to high protein content, nutritional value of Eastern Cougars were surpassing the one of Twinkies.
X-Man (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Sounds like a plan.
trollort (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
If Vancouver Island Marmot (Marmota vancouverensis) goes extinct we ll kill Justin Bieber. Canadian blood for canadian blood bit##es!!!
333 (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
A cat breed went extinct? ****.
575 (20 Dec, 2012)
A regional strain of a sub-species of a species went extinct...but the other regions strains are moving into the area to the extent that there are expected to be more of the sub-species in the region than there was before. I suppose you could call a regional strain a breed.
Vegan Stalker (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Here's a *better* idea: Require all control-freak Leftists to live under the regulations they devise and leave the rest of us NORMAL Americans alone.
Pretty certain (20 Dec, 2012)
Who defines normal? Norman Rockwell normal? Pilgrim normal? Immigrant normal?
Neverhood (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Matthew Inman, I love you, man. But do not take my bacon away.
LogiC (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
It's that activists fighting for rights that stop normal people like you from endangering animals. You know there is animal products in paper right? Good luck with that vegan thing...
not vegan but stil (20 Dec, 2012)
I don't use paper on the Internet.
NerdLord (20 Dec, 2012)
What animal products are in paper? Panda skulls?
Ummmm.... (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Lie. The North American cougar is critically endangered, but still fairly common in the western United States.
Science n stuff (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Over 99% of all species that have ever existed are now extinct.
Charles Darwin (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Ohhh shit. And now I guess I'll have these peta and greenpiss dumb***** knocking at my door once again. HEY IDIOTS, I didn't do it, I just explained how it worked, it's not my fault the cat is dead, damnit! Go ask this Schrödinger dude if he had something to do, and by the way, get the **** off my lawn!
Buck Ofama (21 Dec, 2012)
It's 0bama's fault.
Schrödinger (21 Dec, 2012)
Yes, you did. It's your fault. And your too. You, over there.
Space Alien Bitch From Epsilon (21 Dec, 2012)
I blame humans first.
@Buck Ofama (22 Dec, 2012)
No, it's wina Tuska.
BLeh (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Bald Eagles are no longer endangered.
Ashley & Martin (21 Dec, 2012)
Thanks to us!
Boris Bedenov (21 Dec, 2012) Reply
I thought that the eastern cougar referred to the old russian bag that's always flirting with the pool boy.
Freddo (21 Dec, 2012) Reply
If nature has a need for Eastern Cougars it can evolve a new subspecies. Plus, don't we already have bald eagle exterminators to protect endangered owls? In the end it doesn't matter anyways, as we are all doomed due to global warming anyways.
PeopleEatingTastyAnimals (21 Dec, 2012) Reply
Bear bacon... hmmmm...yuuum
Waves (21 Dec, 2012) Reply
Wayne LaPierre (21 Dec, 2012) Reply
White tail dear populations are decreasing because of reintroduction of Wolves and Coyotes. I want my twinky back, and I want a hoho too boot, and hang Jack London's Buck on a pike.
@ every response to Twinkies (22 Dec, 2012) Reply
Damn good troll weren't it?
Keggar (22 Dec, 2012) Reply
Mmmm Cougar sandwich.
wow (2 Jan, 2013) Reply
The Eastern Cougar has been extinct for 80 years. Nice try though
RHJunior (12 Jan, 2013) Reply
Translated into Reality: some bureaucrat divided one species into two groups, gave the smaller group a different name, and then claimed a species went 'extinct' when they died out. Meanwhile, a corporation that employed thousands of people and provided products for millions of customers went bankrupt and the bureaucrats didn't give a crap.
Stranger (22 May, 2013) Reply
The only problem with this, is that there is considerable evidence to suggest that bacon is not a "horrible staple food." Let's go with processed bread, or soybean oil instead.