Hippi (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
That's actually a pretty awesome idea! Go do it
Twinkies have value (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
The Eastern Cougar does not. Why should I be upset that a specific strain of cats died off?
Mother Nature (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
The cougars value would have been to kill and eat you before you were able to post this ignorant nonsense. Unfortunately this option is now...
@Twinkies have value (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
you're an idiot
Twinkies have value (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
Yeah? What good would keeping the Eastern Cougar alive do? I know the Twinkie tastes delicious. Is there a reason I should care about the genetic dead end of an evolutionarily worthless cat?
Oh, or is it only helpful because then it can kill the people you disagree with? Are you really so low functioning that you can't come up with an argument and have to wish death on people?
some people (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
What value do twinkies have other then empty calories and costing money?
teacher (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
Twinkies taste delicious??? yuck...P I'd rather have the Panthers (some people called them "painters") around to eat the varmints.
@Twinkies have value (Friday, 21 Dec 2012)
You have no value; you're a worthless waste of space and a drain on the world's resources for no gain. You have negative worth, and I'm pretty certain that given the choice between prolonging your existence or that of an eastern cougar, people won't be choosing the troll.
RWW (Friday, 21 Dec 2012)
Dear "Twinkies have value,"
You have spoken logically, good sir. Notice how the only responses you've gotten from the unthinking kneejerkers have been insults. They have nothing.
Mother Nature (Friday, 21 Dec 2012)
There is nothing to heal stupidity.
unthinking kneejerker (Saturday, 22 Dec 2012)
i like kittys
LogicItself (Sunday, 23 Dec 2012)
Actually, due to high protein content, nutritional value of Eastern Cougars were surpassing the one of Twinkies.
X-Man (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Sounds like a plan.
trollort (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
If Vancouver Island Marmot (Marmota vancouverensis) goes extinct we ll kill Justin Bieber. Canadian blood for canadian blood bit##es!!!
333 (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
A cat breed went extinct? ****.
575 (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
A regional strain of a sub-species of a species went extinct...but the other regions strains are moving into the area to the extent that there are expected to be more of the sub-species in the region than there was before. I suppose you could call a regional strain a breed.
Vegan Stalker (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Here's a *better* idea: Require all control-freak Leftists to live under the regulations they devise and leave the rest of us NORMAL Americans alone.
Pretty certain (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
Who defines normal? Norman Rockwell normal? Pilgrim normal? Immigrant normal?
Neverhood (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Matthew Inman, I love you, man. But do not take my bacon away.
LogiC (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
It's that activists fighting for rights that stop normal people like you from endangering animals. You know there is animal products in paper right? Good luck with that vegan thing...
not vegan but stil (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
I don't use paper on the Internet.
NerdLord (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
What animal products are in paper? Panda skulls?
Ummmm.... (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Lie. The North American cougar is critically endangered, but still fairly common in the western United States.
Science n stuff (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Over 99% of all species that have ever existed are now extinct.
Charles Darwin (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Ohhh shit. And now I guess I'll have these peta and greenpiss dumb***** knocking at my door once again. HEY IDIOTS, I didn't do it, I just explained how it worked, it's not my fault the cat is dead, damnit! Go ask this Schrödinger dude if he had something to do, and by the way, get the **** off my lawn!
Buck Ofama (Friday, 21 Dec 2012)
It's 0bama's fault.
Schrödinger (Friday, 21 Dec 2012)
Yes, you did. It's your fault. And your too. You, over there.
Space Alien Bitch From Epsilon (Friday, 21 Dec 2012)
I blame humans first.
@Buck Ofama (Saturday, 22 Dec 2012)
No, it's wina Tuska.
BLeh (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Bald Eagles are no longer endangered.
Ashley & Martin (Friday, 21 Dec 2012)
Thanks to us!
Boris Bedenov (Friday, 21 Dec 2012) Reply
I thought that the eastern cougar referred to the old russian bag that's always flirting with the pool boy.
Freddo (Friday, 21 Dec 2012) Reply
If nature has a need for Eastern Cougars it can evolve a new subspecies. Plus, don't we already have bald eagle exterminators to protect endangered owls? In the end it doesn't matter anyways, as we are all doomed due to global warming anyways.
PeopleEatingTastyAnimals (Friday, 21 Dec 2012) Reply
Bear bacon... hmmmm...yuuum
Waves (Friday, 21 Dec 2012) Reply
Wayne LaPierre (Friday, 21 Dec 2012) Reply
White tail dear populations are decreasing because of reintroduction of Wolves and Coyotes. I want my twinky back, and I want a hoho too boot, and hang Jack London's Buck on a pike.
@ every response to Twinkies (Saturday, 22 Dec 2012) Reply
Damn good troll weren't it?
Keggar (Saturday, 22 Dec 2012) Reply
Mmmm Cougar sandwich.
wow (Wednesday, 2 Jan 2013) Reply
The Eastern Cougar has been extinct for 80 years. Nice try though
RHJunior (Saturday, 12 Jan 2013) Reply
Translated into Reality: some bureaucrat divided one species into two groups, gave the smaller group a different name, and then claimed a species went 'extinct' when they died out. Meanwhile, a corporation that employed thousands of people and provided products for millions of customers went bankrupt and the bureaucrats didn't give a crap.
Stranger (Wednesday, 22 May 2013) Reply
The only problem with this, is that there is considerable evidence to suggest that bacon is not a "horrible staple food." Let's go with processed bread, or soybean oil instead.