How to make the perfect martini
A simple two-step recipe.
How to make the perfect martini
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P (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Spit out whiskey and have some rum.
Christmas Rapist (20 Dec, 2012)
Before you try the Absinth.
Trollolol (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Why not try traditional Eastern-European drink? It's called: vodka and a glass.
Ordinary Worker (20 Dec, 2012)
A glass is a typical bourgeois possession.
Trollolol (20 Dec, 2012)
No, it's a means of equal distribution of vital resources.
EasternEU (20 Dec, 2012)
If you don't have any glass, a cored cucumber can do as well.
crackhead (20 Dec, 2012)
i put the vodka in bong instead of water
Demoman (20 Dec, 2012)
In far east of Russia, we do not have cucumber, we bite lip for snack.
bourgeois (21 Dec, 2012)
and the vodka comes in a goatskin?
Latvian (21 Dec, 2012)
In Latvia we use potato for glass when can get. I remember that good year.
dingenskirchen (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Whisky!
Otis Lee Crenshaw (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Give me back my whiskey!
Why Discriminate (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Alcohol is alcohol. Whiskey is nice, but so is gin, and vodka, and rum, and bourbon, and scotch, and tequila, and all the others I don't feel like listing.
Damnit I need a drink
p5yc0 (3 Feb, 2014)
Um dude Bourbon and Scotch are Whiskey. ;)
J.J. McClure (20 Dec, 2012) Reply
Lol factor: 39%
trollort (21 Dec, 2012) Reply
YOU ARE ALL DUMB *****! BEER RULES!
Ace (23 Dec, 2012) Reply
Waset of perfectly good olives
towmissel (30 Dec, 2012) Reply
It is better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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