How to make the perfect martini
A simple two-step recipe.
How to make the perfect martini
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P (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Spit out whiskey and have some rum.
Christmas Rapist (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
Before you try the Absinth.
Trollolol (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Why not try traditional Eastern-European drink? It's called: vodka and a glass.
Ordinary Worker (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
A glass is a typical bourgeois possession.
Trollolol (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
No, it's a means of equal distribution of vital resources.
EasternEU (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
If you don't have any glass, a cored cucumber can do as well.
crackhead (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
i put the vodka in bong instead of water
Demoman (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012)
In far east of Russia, we do not have cucumber, we bite lip for snack.
bourgeois (Friday, 21 Dec 2012)
and the vodka comes in a goatskin?
Latvian (Friday, 21 Dec 2012)
In Latvia we use potato for glass when can get. I remember that good year.
dingenskirchen (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Whisky!
Otis Lee Crenshaw (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Give me back my whiskey!
Why Discriminate (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Alcohol is alcohol. Whiskey is nice, but so is gin, and vodka, and rum, and bourbon, and scotch, and tequila, and all the others I don't feel like listing.
Damnit I need a drink
J.J. McClure (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Lol factor: 39%
trollort (Friday, 21 Dec 2012) Reply
YOU ARE ALL DUMB *****! BEER RULES!
Ace (Sunday, 23 Dec 2012) Reply
Waset of perfectly good olives
towmissel (Sunday, 30 Dec 2012) Reply
It is better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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