Latvietis (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
As an Latvian I doesn't felt even mad because those jokes definitely describes Belarusians :) So author - please improve your geography knoweledges next time or stop ******* in room's darkest corner cause some Latvian girl refuses You! Greetings from one of the greenest country in world! Cheers!
As an Latvian I doesn't felt even mad because those jokes definitely describes Belarusians :) So author - please improve your geography knoweledges next time or stop ******* in room's darkest corner cause some Latvian girl refuses You! Greetings from one of the greenest country in world! Cheers!
Test1 (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
Probably an american made those jokes. Still using Apple Map.
Probably an american made those jokes. Still using Apple Map.
Research & Cite (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
Actually, potatoes are plentiful in Belarus. There are over 300 dishes using potatoes in Belarus!
This joke is saying that Latvians can't grow potatoes, and that potatoes are scarce.
Information got from:
My Belorussian parents.
Actually, potatoes are plentiful in Belarus. There are over 300 dishes using potatoes in Belarus!
This joke is saying that Latvians can't grow potatoes, and that potatoes are scarce.
Information got from:
My Belorussian parents.
Daniil (Saturday, 15 Dec 2012)
Looks like a butthurt Latvian.
I know Latvians, I've been to Latvia, couldn't stop laughing.
The whole Baltic is pretty much a potatoland.
Looks like a butthurt Latvian.
I know Latvians, I've been to Latvia, couldn't stop laughing.
The whole Baltic is pretty much a potatoland.
Latest (Saturday, 15 Dec 2012)
Its the Latvians who supply the Russians with all of those spud missiles
Its the Latvians who supply the Russians with all of those spud missiles
Estonier (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
Loud out Laughings third world at antics Latvia! Is potato chips where, has now munchees.
Loud out Laughings third world at antics Latvia! Is potato chips where, has now munchees.
pot (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
Estooon-ian goes in wide world to find lucky potato. After a 12 years he ends up in Latvia - yupp there hi finds all the knowledge how to creat a luck-story!
Estooon-ian goes in wide world to find lucky potato. After a 12 years he ends up in Latvia - yupp there hi finds all the knowledge how to creat a luck-story!
Europe (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
Doesn't matter... you wouldn't understand. Now go back to sleep.
Doesn't matter... you wouldn't understand. Now go back to sleep.
Hipster (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
Doesn't matter you wouldn't understand, it's to underground to understand that (Hipster fly away)
Doesn't matter you wouldn't understand, it's to underground to understand that (Hipster fly away)
stard (Wednesday, 26 Dec 2012)
Doesn't matter... you wouldn't understand. You are amiclapo
Doesn't matter... you wouldn't understand. You are amiclapo
Me (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
I recognise these, looks like brainless lithuanians have wrote these. Damn lithuanians.
I recognise these, looks like brainless lithuanians have wrote these. Damn lithuanians.
Lithuanian (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
No, is you who write. Vilnius has electricity, hobo.
No, is you who write. Vilnius has electricity, hobo.
Politinekorekts (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
More latvian stuff, otherwise we're not visible enough to the world...
More latvian stuff, otherwise we're not visible enough to the world...
:D yet another Kartupelis (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
BWAHAhahaha This made cold so much funnier :D:DD And potato. Thanks :D
BWAHAhahaha This made cold so much funnier :D:DD And potato. Thanks :D
Piektais Latvietis (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
Source is (visit link)
And you missed my favourite:
Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
Source is (visit link)
And you missed my favourite:
Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
another latvian (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
i never heard these jokes before and i can't believe they really about Latvians, lol
i never heard these jokes before and i can't believe they really about Latvians, lol
another Latvian (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
Me want more potatoe. Is cold outside, hungry very much, soon not be able to even scroll mouse to see more jokes.
Me want more potatoe. Is cold outside, hungry very much, soon not be able to even scroll mouse to see more jokes.
Latvian (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
Best one:
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Best one:
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
So many latvians (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
This actually is just a sad irony on the WWII situation in Latvia. Now laugh, ha ha ha!
This actually is just a sad irony on the WWII situation in Latvia. Now laugh, ha ha ha!
German (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
Hahahaha.
I don't get it.
Hahahaha.
I don't get it.
Heretic (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
As a Latvian i can say - dafuq did i just read? Some failed sex-tourist angry at Latvia?
As a Latvian i can say - dafuq did i just read? Some failed sex-tourist angry at Latvia?
P-W Hermin (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
Why doncha marry them then?
Why doncha marry them then?
Latviete (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
I am Latvian. And have neither heard those joked nor find them funny...
I am Latvian. And have neither heard those joked nor find them funny...
Angry Latvian (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
tak ītlivers ir kaut kāda amerikāņu latvieša projekts, tāpēc te bieži uzpeld lietas no miljona un tagad šis ;)
Am Latvian. Look at jokes, not laugh, look at crisis, sad. Cry.
tak ītlivers ir kaut kāda amerikāņu latvieša projekts, tāpēc te bieži uzpeld lietas no miljona un tagad šis ;)
Am Latvian. Look at jokes, not laugh, look at crisis, sad. Cry.
Homr (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
I second that emotion.
Ēd aknas, nevis tupeņus.
I second that emotion.
Ēd aknas, nevis tupeņus.
True cat is true (Friday, 14 Dec 2012)
Could be true, there was even times eatliver was hosted in Latvia. But comments are so cheap small country pride, potatoheads!
Could be true, there was even times eatliver was hosted in Latvia. But comments are so cheap small country pride, potatoheads!
aaa (Sunday, 16 Dec 2012)
Daudz gan te ir letinju, blj*, un man likas ka ebreji valda par pasauli, a izradas... potato
Daudz gan te ir letinju, blj*, un man likas ka ebreji valda par pasauli, a izradas... potato
winterhog (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
Why the broken grammar? There are much more Latvians speaking good English than Anglophones speaking good Latvian.
Why the broken grammar? There are much more Latvians speaking good English than Anglophones speaking good Latvian.
Freddo (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
After four more years of obummer you can replace Latvian with American.
After four more years of obummer you can replace Latvian with American.
asasd (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
It is fun to laugh at a nation that has been torn apart, robbed and now struggles to upkeep their decreasing democracy. Good job. I bet they have well deserved! haha potato eaters!
It is fun to laugh at a nation that has been torn apart, robbed and now struggles to upkeep their decreasing democracy. Good job. I bet they have well deserved! haha potato eaters!
Another Latvian (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
Ohh God, please help the person who wrote this. The English is so awful that the jokes doesn't even seem funny, and I cant believe eatliver actually posted this O_o
Ohh God, please help the person who wrote this. The English is so awful that the jokes doesn't even seem funny, and I cant believe eatliver actually posted this O_o
jopcix (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012)
Tak tur jau to joku sāls - sliktajā anglenē! :) Es noņirdzos, patika.
Tak tur jau to joku sāls - sliktajā anglenē! :) Es noņirdzos, patika.
dudū (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
hollī krap we're in goood site, cant wait for delfi to publiš our acomplishment. touriism will grow
hollī krap we're in goood site, cant wait for delfi to publiš our acomplishment. touriism will grow
Troubleman (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
Not understand the Latvian joke. I have potato and clouds and very dark and cold.
Not understand the Latvian joke. I have potato and clouds and very dark and cold.
KJ (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
A Latvian said, "Is cold. Is dark. No potato."
Dan Quayle put his hand on the Latvian's shoulder and said, "You forgot the 'e' at the end of 'potato'."
Latvian laugh at Dan Quayle. "I pity you."
A Latvian said, "Is cold. Is dark. No potato."
Dan Quayle put his hand on the Latvian's shoulder and said, "You forgot the 'e' at the end of 'potato'."
Latvian laugh at Dan Quayle. "I pity you."
Joe Biden (Saturday, 15 Dec 2012)
Stand up Chuck.
Stand up Chuck.
mq (Friday, 14 Dec 2012) Reply
These are pretty common on imageboards, usually told by Russians.
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
These are pretty common on imageboards, usually told by Russians.
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Latviete (Saturday, 15 Dec 2012) Reply
The amount of grammar mistakes is too damn high in this one!!!
The amount of grammar mistakes is too damn high in this one!!!
Curious Geroge (Saturday, 15 Dec 2012)
Is it over 9000?
Is it over 9000?
Danenbergs (Saturday, 15 Dec 2012) Reply
Kurš muļķis šito taisīja? :D Es pat nevaru salasīt! Gramatika un vispār valoda iespārda! :D
Kurš muļķis šito taisīja? :D Es pat nevaru salasīt! Gramatika un vispār valoda iespārda! :D
Lācēns (Saturday, 15 Dec 2012) Reply
Well, it seems someone here is really obsessed with potatoes and hasn't even finished elementary school. Da fuq did i just read?
Well, it seems someone here is really obsessed with potatoes and hasn't even finished elementary school. Da fuq did i just read?
:D:D:D (Monday, 17 Dec 2012)
vo vo drīzāk tā :D
vo vo drīzāk tā :D
Vecis (Saturday, 15 Dec 2012) Reply
It`s so retarded that it is funny. Probably some former ussr immigrant inbreed offspring tried using photoshop and internet.
It`s so retarded that it is funny. Probably some former ussr immigrant inbreed offspring tried using photoshop and internet.
Bekons (Saturday, 15 Dec 2012) Reply
Oh my good!!! My eyes bleed my brains out!!! Why?! Why does someone meke so bad jokes?! In such a bad grammer?! Who has so much time to waste?! Why Latvia?
Oh my good!!! My eyes bleed my brains out!!! Why?! Why does someone meke so bad jokes?! In such a bad grammer?! Who has so much time to waste?! Why Latvia?
Latvietis (Sunday, 16 Dec 2012) Reply
America eat potato, is help you win Volleyball!!! How else can you explain Winter country beat USA in BEACH VolleyBall! :D
America eat potato, is help you win Volleyball!!! How else can you explain Winter country beat USA in BEACH VolleyBall! :D
Es tikai smejos (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012)
Kungi, šeit ir satīras lietpratējs.
Kungi, šeit ir satīras lietpratējs.
LatvianGirl (Sunday, 16 Dec 2012) Reply
This is just so not cool. These jokes aren't funny. I would say, that they are stupid. Meh! Please, do better things.
p.s. You are shitty poet. :)))))
This is just so not cool. These jokes aren't funny. I would say, that they are stupid. Meh! Please, do better things.
p.s. You are shitty poet. :)))))
Zivs (Sunday, 16 Dec 2012) Reply
Too cold, tears freeze, salt ice cream I have now! These jokes too dark, lost potato, cried some more, ice cream for whole family! :D
Too cold, tears freeze, salt ice cream I have now! These jokes too dark, lost potato, cried some more, ice cream for whole family! :D
Infamy (Sunday, 16 Dec 2012) Reply
I'm Latvian and I find this hilarious. You guys take this way too seriously. It's funny how Latvians joke about Americans being dumb and fat all the time, but when the tables are turned they lose their shit.
I'm Latvian and I find this hilarious. You guys take this way too seriously. It's funny how Latvians joke about Americans being dumb and fat all the time, but when the tables are turned they lose their shit.
čiksa (Monday, 17 Dec 2012)
+1 on that. Hilarious post, facepalm at the "bad grammar" comments. Some Latvians sure take themselves so seriously, should start making jokes about that.
+1 on that. Hilarious post, facepalm at the "bad grammar" comments. Some Latvians sure take themselves so seriously, should start making jokes about that.
Italiano (Monday, 17 Dec 2012)
Finally a latvian than can take jokes without getting all pissy! Kudos to you Mr (or Miss)!
Finally a latvian than can take jokes without getting all pissy! Kudos to you Mr (or Miss)!
Drostalina (Sunday, 16 Dec 2012) Reply
Nice one, Belarus or any other stupid country that just envies LV for being awesome. Greetings, latvian lads, Ieva.
Nice one, Belarus or any other stupid country that just envies LV for being awesome. Greetings, latvian lads, Ieva.
Drostalina (Sunday, 16 Dec 2012) Reply
čau latvieši, vismaz zinam, ka igauņi tikai pēc pāris gadiem sapratīs, par ko šeit ir runa. un lietuvieši - ŽIRGA GOLVA. bučas
čau latvieši, vismaz zinam, ka igauņi tikai pēc pāris gadiem sapratīs, par ko šeit ir runa. un lietuvieši - ŽIRGA GOLVA. bučas
Angryyy (Sunday, 16 Dec 2012) Reply
You guys are SO RUDE!!! First. The author has to learn how to write in English. And second. SHUT UP YOUR MOUTHS!!! IF YOU CAN`T SAY ANYTHING NICE THEN STAY QUIET!!! LATVIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY I`VE EVER KNOWN AND EVEN IN LATVIA ENGLISH IS BETTER!!!
You guys are SO RUDE!!! First. The author has to learn how to write in English. And second. SHUT UP YOUR MOUTHS!!! IF YOU CAN`T SAY ANYTHING NICE THEN STAY QUIET!!! LATVIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY I`VE EVER KNOWN AND EVEN IN LATVIA ENGLISH IS BETTER!!!
Brūņņiņņšh (Sunday, 16 Dec 2012) Reply
This is so stupid, that Latvians look, smart compared to thizz joke'z .
This is so stupid, that Latvians look, smart compared to thizz joke'z .
latvijan (Monday, 17 Dec 2012) Reply
Ok, Estonian horsehead who wrote this stuff is true comedy genius, and not because it lacks nice structure of comedy, but because of total english grammar nonsense. Screw you guys, i must go to eat my breakfast potato.
Ok, Estonian horsehead who wrote this stuff is true comedy genius, and not because it lacks nice structure of comedy, but because of total english grammar nonsense. Screw you guys, i must go to eat my breakfast potato.
trust me (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012)
these are not estonian jokes about latvians. no idea where you get that.
these are not estonian jokes about latvians. no idea where you get that.
the litch (Monday, 17 Dec 2012) Reply
Latvia is a potatoland indeed! If i remember correctly from the history classes (yes yes - in Latvia they cover potato-related topics in the history classes), the potatoes were brought to Latvia from the fabulous US&A. So, amurica, we are your children!
Latvia is a potatoland indeed! If i remember correctly from the history classes (yes yes - in Latvia they cover potato-related topics in the history classes), the potatoes were brought to Latvia from the fabulous US&A. So, amurica, we are your children!
ouch! (Monday, 17 Dec 2012) Reply
More! More latvian jokes, please! Would lovwe to know, who the author is and why potatoes? Kartupeļu galvām mazliet par sevi pasmieties būtu veselīgi :D
More! More latvian jokes, please! Would lovwe to know, who the author is and why potatoes? Kartupeļu galvām mazliet par sevi pasmieties būtu veselīgi :D
latvian dude (Monday, 17 Dec 2012) Reply
yeah, when i went to india, everybody was calling me potato tomato eeyo
yeah, when i went to india, everybody was calling me potato tomato eeyo
EST (Monday, 17 Dec 2012) Reply
I think this is lame, i dont know any latvian who would think or talk like this. And why that thing about patatos?
I think this is lame, i dont know any latvian who would think or talk like this. And why that thing about patatos?
Brūņņiņņšh (Monday, 17 Dec 2012)
Because, potatoes runs Latvian economy, and brings happiness in many's peoples basement.
Because, potatoes runs Latvian economy, and brings happiness in many's peoples basement.
Kurbads (Monday, 17 Dec 2012) Reply
If that was estonian, who made these, then I wonder, how many years did he spended?
If that was estonian, who made these, then I wonder, how many years did he spended?
Latvian 4 life, homie (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012) Reply
Unrealistic. Too many potato. Last time I see potato Michael Jackson is still black.
Today only 2 potato in Latvia- one for government and one for rich millionaires
Unrealistic. Too many potato. Last time I see potato Michael Jackson is still black.
Today only 2 potato in Latvia- one for government and one for rich millionaires
LOL (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012) Reply
those jokes are not even funny and makes No sense at all/ it's more sad than funny
those jokes are not even funny and makes No sense at all/ it's more sad than funny
llort (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012) Reply
Even Latvians don't find this funny. I guess the rest just go "WTF?"
Even Latvians don't find this funny. I guess the rest just go "WTF?"
sillabilla (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012) Reply
The only thing that made me laugh was the lack of knowledge in English. :D
The only thing that made me laugh was the lack of knowledge in English. :D
Jolanta (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012) Reply
Haha, good one! :D but hey mate, you have to learn english, you made so many mistakes it`s hard to understand some of these jokes. but otherwise, just epic. :D i am latvian and i`m proud of that!
Haha, good one! :D but hey mate, you have to learn english, you made so many mistakes it`s hard to understand some of these jokes. but otherwise, just epic. :D i am latvian and i`m proud of that!
concernicus (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012) Reply
(fry squint) not sure if latvian trying to speak english or american trying to speak in general...
(fry squint) not sure if latvian trying to speak english or american trying to speak in general...
Latvian Girl (Tuesday, 18 Dec 2012) Reply
Whoa. I was pretty confused about this too, but come on now, fellow Latvians, stop crying tears of sorrow after this. Anyway, I don't want to go to America /shrugs/ .-.
Whoa. I was pretty confused about this too, but come on now, fellow Latvians, stop crying tears of sorrow after this. Anyway, I don't want to go to America /shrugs/ .-.
pikachu (Wednesday, 19 Dec 2012) Reply
cool story bro
erryone sutisfyd wiw dis. want more, gimme morr!
cool story bro
erryone sutisfyd wiw dis. want more, gimme morr!
Latvian (Wednesday, 19 Dec 2012) Reply
Are You a 4th grader or something? Coz your english is so bad, jokes are like they re written by a boy w IQ ~70. The funniest thing is they re funny not coz they re true but it shows how mentally developed are an author. And that is what makes us laugh.
Are You a 4th grader or something? Coz your english is so bad, jokes are like they re written by a boy w IQ ~70. The funniest thing is they re funny not coz they re true but it shows how mentally developed are an author. And that is what makes us laugh.
Kristofers (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
Hm, kad lasiju likas, ka ir kludas teksta. Bet nebiju parlicinatss. Paradiju angu skolotajam, un ziradas tiesam kad pat apreizi angliski nemalk!!!
Hm, kad lasiju likas, ka ir kludas teksta. Bet nebiju parlicinatss. Paradiju angu skolotajam, un ziradas tiesam kad pat apreizi angliski nemalk!!!
Saimnieks (Friday, 10 May 2013)
Labs komentars! :))
Ceru anglu valodas skolotajs uzslaveja, ka lasot sos jokus anglu valoda, radas saubas par pareizrakstibu, bet, protams, vajadzeja eksperta viedokli, lai parliecinatos.
Labs komentars! :))
Ceru anglu valodas skolotajs uzslaveja, ka lasot sos jokus anglu valoda, radas saubas par pareizrakstibu, bet, protams, vajadzeja eksperta viedokli, lai parliecinatos.
LV sitizen (Thursday, 20 Dec 2012) Reply
zis is bool craap, im is living in zis latvia for 42 yers, but i haz eijt no petoijto since CCCP 1991. wijar not zis bad situijshan. can ju gime ozer eu contri zas has more BMW x5's, x6's, range rover's, Q7, RX, hummer's etc per square km. I'm freijd u kant. ai also like sushi maki, cavijar, pâtjé, foije gras, chjteau marguxâ, kolumbean sekondhand coke
zis is bool craap, im is living in zis latvia for 42 yers, but i haz eijt no petoijto since CCCP 1991. wijar not zis bad situijshan. can ju gime ozer eu contri zas has more BMW x5's, x6's, range rover's, Q7, RX, hummer's etc per square km. I'm freijd u kant. ai also like sushi maki, cavijar, pâtjé, foije gras, chjteau marguxâ, kolumbean sekondhand coke
fckk (Monday, 24 Dec 2012) Reply
This is pretty much of a disgrace on how jokes about latvians or latvian jokes should look like and how they really are. I guess these have originated somewhere in the depths of the humble mind of our "comedian" Gatis Kandis.
God be merciful... Why...
This is pretty much of a disgrace on how jokes about latvians or latvian jokes should look like and how they really are. I guess these have originated somewhere in the depths of the humble mind of our "comedian" Gatis Kandis.
God be merciful... Why...
Lost (Wednesday, 16 Jan 2013) Reply
I understood the words, but couldnt comprehend the sentences. ???
I understood the words, but couldnt comprehend the sentences. ???
Grammar nazi (Thursday, 11 Apr 2013) Reply
Please improve your english knowledge... These jokes would make me augh if i could understand them
Please improve your english knowledge... These jokes would make me augh if i could understand them
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