Low budget party advice
Don't have lots of cash? Just feed your guests frozen toothpaste, dammit!
Doctor_Death (Friday, 7 Dec 2012)
That's true.
That's true.
Sandie (Sunday, 9 Dec 2012)
You're funny
You're funny
Me (Friday, 7 Dec 2012) Reply
If you're hosting a dinner party and can't afford after-dinner mints, so you have to make them out of toothpaste, then I dare not wonder what you'll be serving as the main course.
If you're hosting a dinner party and can't afford after-dinner mints, so you have to make them out of toothpaste, then I dare not wonder what you'll be serving as the main course.
Possum (Friday, 7 Dec 2012) Reply
We stuff our roadkill with raisins, at least I think they're raisins.
We stuff our roadkill with raisins, at least I think they're raisins.
Me (Friday, 7 Dec 2012) Reply
Isn't this recycled from an old gag (Seinfeld?) about dried toothpaste as cheap mints?
Isn't this recycled from an old gag (Seinfeld?) about dried toothpaste as cheap mints?
Possum (Saturday, 8 Dec 2012)
If I lived there, I'd be leaving too...
If I lived there, I'd be leaving too...
rAnDoM cOmMeNtEr (Friday, 7 Dec 2012) Reply
I'm thinking that by the time you get done slicing the frozen toothpaste into wafer thin pieces it won't be frozen anymore.
I'm thinking that by the time you get done slicing the frozen toothpaste into wafer thin pieces it won't be frozen anymore.
Can't fool me (Saturday, 8 Dec 2012) Reply
I DON'T CARE IF IT LOOKS LIKE A SNACK! I'M OVER 18 AND MY MOM CAN'T MAKE ME BRUSH MY TEETH ANYMORE!
I DON'T CARE IF IT LOOKS LIKE A SNACK! I'M OVER 18 AND MY MOM CAN'T MAKE ME BRUSH MY TEETH ANYMORE!
Confused (Saturday, 8 Dec 2012) Reply
Pass the toilet brush with them to the person with the big mouth.
Pass the toilet brush with them to the person with the big mouth.
Pepsodent (Saturday, 8 Dec 2012) Reply
Did it ever occur to Gemma that perhaps a tube of toothpaste costs MORE than a cheap bag of mints?
Did it ever occur to Gemma that perhaps a tube of toothpaste costs MORE than a cheap bag of mints?
X-Man (Saturday, 8 Dec 2012)
... and ate toothpaste?
... and ate toothpaste?
Brits R ...interesting (Sunday, 9 Dec 2012) Reply
Sounds like something Mr. Bean served at his New Year's Eve party.
"Here's your pahty hat".
Sounds like something Mr. Bean served at his New Year's Eve party.
"Here's your pahty hat".
Nerdygirl (Monday, 10 Dec 2012) Reply
... I was going to give them some plastic little tikes food but ok
... I was going to give them some plastic little tikes food but ok
American (Monday, 10 Dec 2012) Reply
Wait, where are all the "Typical dumb euro" comments? Or does that rule only apply when youre an American pretending to hate America?
Wait, where are all the "Typical dumb euro" comments? Or does that rule only apply when youre an American pretending to hate America?
me (Monday, 10 Dec 2012) Reply
And the warning on the tube that says "do not ingest..." this must have come from a blonde-only subscription magazine.
And the warning on the tube that says "do not ingest..." this must have come from a blonde-only subscription magazine.
Amanda Hugenkiss (Tuesday, 11 Dec 2012) Reply
You'll have to eat the entire tube to get stupid sick. They're talking cutting these as thin as possible, you'll swallow more toothpaste brushing your teeth than eating a breath strip sized toothpaste mint.
You'll have to eat the entire tube to get stupid sick. They're talking cutting these as thin as possible, you'll swallow more toothpaste brushing your teeth than eating a breath strip sized toothpaste mint.
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