How to deal with preachy friends on Facebook
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How to deal with preachy friends on Facebook
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Curious Tim (7 Dec, 2012) Reply
Alright, but what do I do with friends that preach about politics?
Local Furry (7 Dec, 2012)
Unfriend them too. Nobody cares about politics.
Smart Al (7 Dec, 2012)
You stab them in the back and tell them just because they're dead doesn't mean they shouldn't go **** themselves.
Obvious (7 Dec, 2012)
Quit hanging out with democrats.
^^^Thisguy (7 Dec, 2012)
Obvious is a hypocrite and a whiny loser
Another guy (7 Dec, 2012)
I unfriended all the DemocRATS in '08.
ME TOO!!! (8 Dec, 2012)
I HAVE POLITICAL OPINIONS AND STUFF!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WORLD VIEWS THAN ME ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!!! I HAVE TOTAL COGNATIVE DISSONANCE AND CRITICIZE OTHERS FOR DOING EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING IN THIS VERY SENTENCE!!! THIS IS A VERY META POST, BUT I AM SO CAUGHT UP IN MY OWN BULLSHIT THAT I DON'T GET THAT!!!
OCD (8 Dec, 2012)
You misspelled cognitive. People like you are destroying this country.
LogiC (8 Dec, 2012)
If they keep banging on about party x is better than party y, the election was a disaster/victory, the president is blah blah, you know they are idiots. If they talk about things like getting money out of politics, equal pay and rights, legalizing drugs (cause the war on drugs has been such a success...), then they might actually know something, maybe :)
easy (7 Dec, 2012) Reply
It's easier to select no notifications from those friends so you don't see them in the news feed but they are still friends. It's funny how facebook got integrated into our lives so much that it actually matters to people what someone does or doesn't do on facebook.
333 (7 Dec, 2012) Reply
What the.... ? That's too ridiculous.
Goob (8 Dec, 2012) Reply
Back in the good old days, my uncle would let his dobermans out his back door when the Mormons came knocking. They would scream and run, and I think have a moment of deep prayer as the dogs chased them off the property. So it was win/win for everybody involved. It's sad to see now how social networking has made this sort of thing so cold and impersonal.
Night Shift Nancy (8 Dec, 2012)
I too like to mess with them. I work nights and was woken up from a dead sleep from one of these shit grin losers in a white shirt. I told them that I work nights and please not knock in the middle of the day. This ass-hat kept on his bullcrap and eventually I told them "If you want to talk to me how about you give me your address and I'll come by at 4:00 am." They told me they would rather not and I replied "Why? Because you don't feel like having some dip-shit talk about religious vomit to you in the middle of your sleep time?" and slammed the door.
Just Passin' (8 Dec, 2012) Reply
So, what do you do about preachy atheists?
Do what I do (8 Dec, 2012)
As an agnostic I certainly get my fill from them, so I just throw out irrelevant and/or made up Bible quotes full of spelling errors and grammer that doesn't quiet get the whole Bible speak down. Example, "Well just look and Fourth Corrithians! And I qoute: "A man ought not lay with thyn wife on the day of the Sabbath wince he takath thyn honnest ye for thy.""
Salzigtal (8 Dec, 2012) Reply
Ask them "How many pieces of silver does The Bible require me to charge when I sell my daughter into slavery?" (Exodus 21:7)
Logic (8 Dec, 2012) Reply
Islam is the one true faith and way of life. Enjoy your materialistic temporary life all those who hate on real faith. I urge all of you to look into Islam, acknowledge the creator as we all will return to God/Allah. PEACE
logic hides behind women (31 Dec, 2012)
Pass on your religion of hate, self-involvement and abuse of women, which is the description of your "true faith".
Mullet (9 Dec, 2012) Reply
Or behave like a goddamn grownup and just unfriend/unfollow anyone who spouts loads of steaming preachy horseshit, which is more often true of atheists than religious people in my own experience. You don't have to try to bring everything down to a playground level just because you disagree with someone.
harry henderson (9 Dec, 2012) Reply
this will also work with well with democrats, liberals, libtards and atheists. you are welcome.
Leesachan (9 Dec, 2012) Reply
Oooorrrr, you can just change your settings so you don't see their status updates -_-
Nwogalinus (9 Dec, 2012) Reply
What's up friends
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