NerdLord (Wednesday, 5 Dec 2012)
Who? You? Indeed.
Who? You? Indeed.
rahowa (Thursday, 6 Dec 2012)
Lifted unfunny comic are the new funny.
Lifted unfunny comic are the new funny.
Huh huh... (Friday, 7 Dec 2012)
Huh huh... Booze. Get it? Booze. Huh huh...
Huh huh... Booze. Get it? Booze. Huh huh...
Thirsty (Friday, 7 Dec 2012)
It`s because you`re sober.
It`s because you`re sober.
684 (Wednesday, 5 Dec 2012) Reply
"i am telling you, a small child, that i will be ingesting alcohol indiscriminately later today! i am also such an irresponsible parent that i forgot which lunchbox had alcohol in it at some point between closing said lunchbox and picking it up.
"i am telling you, a small child, that i will be ingesting alcohol indiscriminately later today! i am also such an irresponsible parent that i forgot which lunchbox had alcohol in it at some point between closing said lunchbox and picking it up.
Ahone (Thursday, 6 Dec 2012)
It is entirely plausible given the amount of alcohol he consumes.
It is entirely plausible given the amount of alcohol he consumes.
concered parent (Wednesday, 5 Dec 2012) Reply
He better get there quick, might be a kid with a peanut allergy in the school.
He better get there quick, might be a kid with a peanut allergy in the school.
Rummy (Wednesday, 5 Dec 2012) Reply
I see neither a bottle of gin or vodka present in the preparation of these mid-day repasts.
I see neither a bottle of gin or vodka present in the preparation of these mid-day repasts.
faroutman (Wednesday, 5 Dec 2012) Reply
Hey #1 Dad, you left her lunch behind.
And this is why men don't make sammiches, we can't be trusted.
Hey #1 Dad, you left her lunch behind.
And this is why men don't make sammiches, we can't be trusted.
Three (Wednesday, 5 Dec 2012) Reply
And this is how one day in school, I ended up with a tuna sandwich and a beer, while on a construction site somewhere, my father was wondering why my mom had packed him a PB&J and some Goldfish crackers.
And this is how one day in school, I ended up with a tuna sandwich and a beer, while on a construction site somewhere, my father was wondering why my mom had packed him a PB&J and some Goldfish crackers.
333 (Thursday, 6 Dec 2012)
Beer on construction site == accident.
Beer on construction site == accident.
Yuck (Friday, 7 Dec 2012)
Beer and tuna == vomiting
Don't you people have any taste?
Beer and tuna == vomiting
Don't you people have any taste?
Three (Saturday, 8 Dec 2012)
Actually, I don't remember if it was tuna or not. And no, dadders never suffered an accident on the site in over 40 years of working on high-rises (Mom had packed ONE beer...not a freakin' keg). Besides, even though he was a supervisor, Dad (and his men) were active enough that they burned off whatever they had eaten for lunch fairly quickly.
And in our defense, pops and I both brown-bagged it. NEITHER one of us used a lunch-box, let alone one that could be mistaken as something a little girl would carry.
Actually, I don't remember if it was tuna or not. And no, dadders never suffered an accident on the site in over 40 years of working on high-rises (Mom had packed ONE beer...not a freakin' keg). Besides, even though he was a supervisor, Dad (and his men) were active enough that they burned off whatever they had eaten for lunch fairly quickly.
And in our defense, pops and I both brown-bagged it. NEITHER one of us used a lunch-box, let alone one that could be mistaken as something a little girl would carry.
yuck (Thursday, 6 Dec 2012) Reply
Peanutbutter?
Who eats that crap?
Uhmericans and the dutch, that's who.
ugh
Peanutbutter?
Who eats that crap?
Uhmericans and the dutch, that's who.
ugh
Yuck Fou (Saturday, 8 Dec 2012)
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. And if you have tried it, then you sir, are an uncultured Philistine, a barbarian of the first order, and a point-headed rube with a palate of concrete. There is nothing - nothing, I say! - like a slab of hearty bread that has been graced with the earthy tones of a high-quality peanut butter and the sprightly tartness of a properly concocted preserve of grape, strawberry, raspberry or somesuch, especially when washed down with a glass of icy cold milk. Ahh, bliss!
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. And if you have tried it, then you sir, are an uncultured Philistine, a barbarian of the first order, and a point-headed rube with a palate of concrete. There is nothing - nothing, I say! - like a slab of hearty bread that has been graced with the earthy tones of a high-quality peanut butter and the sprightly tartness of a properly concocted preserve of grape, strawberry, raspberry or somesuch, especially when washed down with a glass of icy cold milk. Ahh, bliss!
@Yuck Fu (Sunday, 9 Dec 2012)
You get extra points for knowing and using, all of them big words.
You get extra points for knowing and using, all of them big words.
Flat bed (Thursday, 6 Dec 2012) Reply
I'm happy to live in a country where kids get free healthy meals in school and no kid has to bring just sandwiches with candy, or pay for junk food, to survive the day. Also no school tuition fees.
I'm happy to live in a country where kids get free healthy meals in school and no kid has to bring just sandwiches with candy, or pay for junk food, to survive the day. Also no school tuition fees.
Merica (Thursday, 6 Dec 2012)
Don't you have to give mandatory back rubs to criminals in your country?
Don't you have to give mandatory back rubs to criminals in your country?
Flat bed (Friday, 7 Dec 2012)
Anything is better than US prisons. Criminals exit worse than when they came in, and the punishments have no effect in keeping crime levels down. The "criminal care" system works quite well.
Anything is better than US prisons. Criminals exit worse than when they came in, and the punishments have no effect in keeping crime levels down. The "criminal care" system works quite well.
Yecch (Friday, 7 Dec 2012)
You don`t get such a happy-looking kid either.
You don`t get such a happy-looking kid either.
You scrolled all the way down here? Good job! Proceed to Next >> picture?