683 (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
NerdLord (5 Dec, 2012)
Who? You? Indeed.
rahowa (6 Dec, 2012)
Lifted unfunny comic are the new funny.
Huh huh... (7 Dec, 2012)
Huh huh... Booze. Get it? Booze. Huh huh...
Thirsty (7 Dec, 2012)
It`s because you`re sober.
684 (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
"i am telling you, a small child, that i will be ingesting alcohol indiscriminately later today! i am also such an irresponsible parent that i forgot which lunchbox had alcohol in it at some point between closing said lunchbox and picking it up.
Ahone (6 Dec, 2012)
It is entirely plausible given the amount of alcohol he consumes.
concered parent (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
He better get there quick, might be a kid with a peanut allergy in the school.
Rummy (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
I see neither a bottle of gin or vodka present in the preparation of these mid-day repasts.
faroutman (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
Hey #1 Dad, you left her lunch behind.
And this is why men don't make sammiches, we can't be trusted.
The Future (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
Just getting her ready.
OneScotch (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
This is really funny after a glass of bourbon.
Three (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
And this is how one day in school, I ended up with a tuna sandwich and a beer, while on a construction site somewhere, my father was wondering why my mom had packed him a PB&J and some Goldfish crackers.
333 (6 Dec, 2012)
Beer on construction site == accident.
Yuck (7 Dec, 2012)
Beer and tuna == vomiting
Don't you people have any taste?
Three (8 Dec, 2012)
Actually, I don't remember if it was tuna or not. And no, dadders never suffered an accident on the site in over 40 years of working on high-rises (Mom had packed ONE beer...not a freakin' keg). Besides, even though he was a supervisor, Dad (and his men) were active enough that they burned off whatever they had eaten for lunch fairly quickly.
And in our defense, pops and I both brown-bagged it. NEITHER one of us used a lunch-box, let alone one that could be mistaken as something a little girl would carry.
yuck (6 Dec, 2012) Reply
Who eats that crap?
Uhmericans and the dutch, that's who.
Yuck Fou (8 Dec, 2012)
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. And if you have tried it, then you sir, are an uncultured Philistine, a barbarian of the first order, and a point-headed rube with a palate of concrete. There is nothing - nothing, I say! - like a slab of hearty bread that has been graced with the earthy tones of a high-quality peanut butter and the sprightly tartness of a properly concocted preserve of grape, strawberry, raspberry or somesuch, especially when washed down with a glass of icy cold milk. Ahh, bliss!
@Yuck Fu (9 Dec, 2012)
You get extra points for knowing and using, all of them big words.
Flat bed (6 Dec, 2012) Reply
I'm happy to live in a country where kids get free healthy meals in school and no kid has to bring just sandwiches with candy, or pay for junk food, to survive the day. Also no school tuition fees.
Merica (6 Dec, 2012)
Don't you have to give mandatory back rubs to criminals in your country?
Flat bed (7 Dec, 2012)
Anything is better than US prisons. Criminals exit worse than when they came in, and the punishments have no effect in keeping crime levels down. The "criminal care" system works quite well.
Aussie (6 Dec, 2012) Reply
You don't get this sort of confusion with Vegemite.
Yecch (7 Dec, 2012)
You don`t get such a happy-looking kid either.
me (7 Dec, 2012) Reply
Daddy is a drunk, Millie..
3.14 (7 Dec, 2012) Reply
Nerdygirl (10 Dec, 2012) Reply
The kid must have done something to that sandwich