Vegan Christmas
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Infernal (3 Dec, 2012) Reply
Who leaves the fire burning during the night? And how did the Santa get in while it was burning?
Santa (3 Dec, 2012)
How did he get in? Don't you believe in Christmas miracles, dammit!?
winterhog (6 Dec, 2012)
His suit is made of asbestos. This is why he comes only when there are no kids around.
Dosaurus (7 Dec, 2012)
Santa is an imaginary dood, so... the law of physics does not apply
learn young grasshopper (3 Dec, 2012) Reply
why i can't see any crap piles? surely santa would've defecated in their living room after such an agonizing treat!
Poo (4 Dec, 2012)
Because without gluten and whatever else, there's no fiber to ease the process.
big (4 Dec, 2012)
The crap is in the stockings.
Dosaurus (7 Dec, 2012)
yeah i miss crap on the wall too
Pedant (3 Dec, 2012) Reply
Vegan...with soy milk?
Amy (3 Dec, 2012)
Contrary to popular belief, soys are not animals.
Santa2 (3 Dec, 2012)
Maybe soys are not animals, but Santa is an animal, and hr can crap on with the best of them.
ty (3 Dec, 2012) Reply
wow tht was funny im at school lmfao so hard that i don't have one no more
Gluten free (3 Dec, 2012) Reply
waht - they hate wheat now too?!?
@Gluten free (20 Feb, 2013)
Gluten is yeast and is an allergen. So no they do not hate wheat5.
photoshop?! (4 Dec, 2012) Reply
come ooooooon!!! how Santa had time for the picture!?!?
X-Man (5 Dec, 2012)
He's Santa. Don't be naughty.
Me (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
Wait til they check their camera and see what Santa did to their toothbrushes.
X-Man (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
Santa is so right.
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