Infernal (Monday, 3 Dec 2012) Reply
Who leaves the fire burning during the night? And how did the Santa get in while it was burning?
Who leaves the fire burning during the night? And how did the Santa get in while it was burning?
Santa (Monday, 3 Dec 2012)
How did he get in? Don't you believe in Christmas miracles, dammit!?
How did he get in? Don't you believe in Christmas miracles, dammit!?
winterhog (Thursday, 6 Dec 2012)
His suit is made of asbestos. This is why he comes only when there are no kids around.
His suit is made of asbestos. This is why he comes only when there are no kids around.
Dosaurus (Friday, 7 Dec 2012)
Santa is an imaginary dood, so... the law of physics does not apply
Santa is an imaginary dood, so... the law of physics does not apply
learn young grasshopper (Monday, 3 Dec 2012) Reply
why i can't see any crap piles? surely santa would've defecated in their living room after such an agonizing treat!
why i can't see any crap piles? surely santa would've defecated in their living room after such an agonizing treat!
Poo (Tuesday, 4 Dec 2012)
Because without gluten and whatever else, there's no fiber to ease the process.
Because without gluten and whatever else, there's no fiber to ease the process.
big (Tuesday, 4 Dec 2012)
The crap is in the stockings.
The crap is in the stockings.
Dosaurus (Friday, 7 Dec 2012)
yeah i miss crap on the wall too
yeah i miss crap on the wall too
Amy (Monday, 3 Dec 2012)
Contrary to popular belief, soys are not animals.
Contrary to popular belief, soys are not animals.
Santa2 (Monday, 3 Dec 2012)
Maybe soys are not animals, but Santa is an animal, and hr can crap on with the best of them.
Maybe soys are not animals, but Santa is an animal, and hr can crap on with the best of them.
ty (Monday, 3 Dec 2012) Reply
wow tht was funny im at school lmfao so hard that i don't have one no more
wow tht was funny im at school lmfao so hard that i don't have one no more
@Gluten free (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013)
Gluten is yeast and is an allergen. So no they do not hate wheat5.
Gluten is yeast and is an allergen. So no they do not hate wheat5.
X-Man (Wednesday, 5 Dec 2012)
He's Santa. Don't be naughty.
He's Santa. Don't be naughty.
Me (Wednesday, 5 Dec 2012) Reply
Wait til they check their camera and see what Santa did to their toothbrushes.
Wait til they check their camera and see what Santa did to their toothbrushes.
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