Bumper sticker on a pickup truck
This is a troll post. I expect Europeans and Americans to fight in the comments, while I sit back and eat popcorn.
Bumper sticker on a pickup truck
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truth (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
Awesome truth is awesome.
I Don't Get It? (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
You keep saying that, but its hard to believe anyone could be proud to be an American. I mean seriously, who wants to be an ******* by definition?
Persson (26 Nov, 2012)
Not all Americans are terrible people. It's just much easier to look at any group of people and make a sweeping and inaccurate generalization. It takes a lot more work to get to know an individual. Also, it isn't as if people can pick their nationality so there's no point in asking a question like "who would want to be an American?" I agree with you on not understanding the American pride thing, though. I don't understand any kind of racial or national pride. You should be proud of something you have achieved rather than something you happened upon purely by chance.
@Persspn (26 Nov, 2012)
Are you seriously saying you can't move to another country, and get a new citizenship in said country? Unless you're a bum, you would not have a challenge with this unless you don't really want to. Ignorant Americans are ignorant. And I'm not proud to be a Norwegian because it's something that "happened by chance." I'm proud because I agree with and act like Norwegians do and have done. And, on another matter, it's not "chance." It's karma, bitch.
Persson (26 Nov, 2012)
No, I didn't say that you can't change your nationality. But why go through the trouble when it isn't that bad here? I live in a developed nation. I don't encounter disease, murder, or starvation on a daily basis. The majority of people I know are good people. Is everything perfect here? No, definitely not. But I'd be willing to wager a bet that everything you know about the US (I'm guessing that when you say "America" this is what you mean) was learned from the media and not through actual experience. Most people here are not islamophobic rednecks who care nothing about the implications of cheap gas. Just as I suspect that not all Norwegians are angry hypocrites who talk about karma and then call someone a b****.
@Persspn (26 Nov, 2012)
So I'm a hypocrite, now? You seem kinda upset.
The fact is that your citizen are the ones agreeing to things like the gulf wars, and the war on Iraq. And I especially love how most of you don't even know how majorly screwed up your voting system is. A two party system is laughable. And for the record, I'm not the one that started the trend of calling you "America" or "Americans," that is your own doing. Nationality ain't race, dude. You can change your nationality. Just like the Pakistanis that came to Norway. They call them selves, and are recognized, as Norwegians. Nationality is defined as: "the status of belonging to a particular nation, whether by birth or naturalization."
Bitch bite the dust. Karma will get you.
Persson (26 Nov, 2012)
Not too upset. Kind of bothered. But hey, you can think what you want. Yes, I do think you're a hypocrite. You talk about how ignorant all Americans are, yet I highly doubt you have enough firsthand experience to back up your claim. And I don't get why you keep calling me a b**** and then telling me karma is going to get me. Even if I had really done anything to warrant that, it seems like a contradiction. If that irony is lost on you, then you might be helpless.
@Persspn (26 Nov, 2012)
Don't worry. I'm genuinely not trying to "troll" you or whatever the kids do theese days. But your last post did not answer to any of my new points. And you don't need first hand experience to confirm those points.
Please, explain.
You guys (26 Nov, 2012)
tl;dr
@ @Persspn (26 Nov, 2012)
Of COURSE I should leave! After being raised here 18 years without choice, building up a life and living here, I should TOTALLY just throw myself into another country away from all my friends and family! Totally logical!
I get it (27 Nov, 2012)
"You keep saying that, but its hard to believe anyone could be proud to be an American. I mean seriously, who wants to be an ******* by definition?"
Said the guy on a computer designed in the US on an OS programmed by one of three American developers and sent onto the internet which was invented by an American company and most likely passed through an American satalite.
Yeah, you tell em!
Bro (27 Nov, 2012)
@Persspn
so this is the state of braindeath then...interesting
@@Person (30 Nov, 2012)
The number one influence for anger and hatred is jealousy. Of course the last thing in the world the angry person would admit is that they are jealous, but you are. The more you deny it, the more we all know you are.
LOL^ (13 Jan, 2014)
LOL at the discussion above
sad (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
just stupid, nothing left to say...
(J) (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
In the last 3500 years, the "civilized" world has fought wars for 3270 years
EUro (26 Nov, 2012)
Since when are the US civilized? They were banned from civilization and settled in the new world where they could practice their religious fanatic perversions and kill the natives for fun and land. The US are 200 years behind civilization in not technological matters. The muslim world 500 years. Having nukes doesn't make you civilized.
Usonian (26 Nov, 2012)
Didn't Europe start like a couple of World Wars just last century?
EUro (26 Nov, 2012)
Right. And USA are next in line to do so.
Usonian (27 Nov, 2012)
Oh right, and most of the indigenous people in the Americas were initially killed off by diseases brought over by the European explorers.
K-Ball (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
I am surprised! There are no grammatical errors °o°
European Guy (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
I from europe and the sticker is right, nuke them till they glow and then shoot them in the dark!
Personally i dont care if america becomes our new overlord, i would welcome it.
USA (26 Nov, 2012)
IF!? Thanks for the lulz!
EUro (26 Nov, 2012)
We already had our own overlords here. Didn't work. Maybe America has better Nazis.
earthnatinal (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
I'm part european, part asian, and my wife is american... our kids will be awesome. :)
Trollolol (26 Nov, 2012)
Or badly discriminated.
Oreo (26 Nov, 2012)
I'm half-white, and half-black! ...that means EVERYONE will accept me! Right? Guys? Right?
notsomuch (26 Nov, 2012)
There are only two things that is a mixture of everything: soil and shit.
European (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
Keep us out of this. We don't have oil. Russia has. Just saying...
Lazy Sweede (26 Nov, 2012)
It's funny how narrow minded you have to describe "our freedom" as the right to rob others of their freedom. If only Hitler won the war. US and A would be begging and pleading and acting like bitches for the fine refined products from the Third Reich, while being peasants and factory workers. Just look at Germany, for Buddhas sake. They are the only western nation pulling their weight and increasing their standards on all areas, even losing two world wars and being in an insanely ridiculous debt from those wars. Damn Germans, man. Damn Germans.
(J) (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
the arabs have one that reads -
Look at the Infidel fat ***,
they can produce their own gas
Methane Flatulence (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
kick my *** smell my gas.
me (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
i was not going to read that crap
American guy (26 Nov, 2012) Reply
I respect Europeans, I really do. I lived In Germany as a kid and all. I think the whole world has something to offer. I dunno, I'm American and can admit our country has had it screws ups but what country hasn't? Don't get the anti-americanism. I think America is awesome, I think the UK is awesome, I think Canada is awesome, Germany, France, Spain, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Finaland, Russia....etc. Why can't we all just get along? Get past the stereotypes, we all got a share of smart people and stupid people wtf ever
Truth hurts (27 Nov, 2012) Reply
You know, America has just as many idiots as any other country. The only real difference is that as a society we tend to point out our difficiences so we can change them while most others bury them. But hey, if you really think that America is so terrible, how about you try going a day without using something invented, developed, or designed in the United States starting with the internet. Xerox, bitches.
Reality check (27 Nov, 2012)
The Internet was a very boring place before Europe invented the world wide web or color graphics.
winterhog (27 Nov, 2012) Reply
What do American and European should fight about? If you think that European powers opposes military action to enforce economic presence, you must have missed the news from Libya this year. And, Kuwait and Iraq? Well, forces from several European countries support the Americans there, you know.
USA (27 Nov, 2012) Reply
I've lived in Europe, I heard the constant complaining about Americans. Then went and ate a cheeseburger at the McDonalds that was full of Europeans. Funny how a country can talk so bad about another yet try and copy it in countless ways
Ur a peein (27 Nov, 2012)
I hate when my cheeseburger is full of Europeans.
J. Smithlao (27 Nov, 2012) Reply
"This is a troll post..." Well, it seems by the comments that it was the result expected...
gemjack (27 Nov, 2012) Reply
The bumper looks like a road.
Deek (27 Nov, 2012) Reply
#murica
oop (28 Nov, 2012) Reply
MERICA
hmm (29 Nov, 2012) Reply
the american (note: singular, singular because there is no need or possibility to distinguish between "different" individuals) is a simple idiot. usually you have to differentiate, but not in america.
Obviously (1 Dec, 2012) Reply
At least someone is finally honest about it.
Tim (1 Dec, 2012) Reply
Always be proud of your country. They've allowed you to do whatever you want unless you're from a craphole like the Middle East. Always proud to be an American. **** the haters.
JJ (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
popcorn
MadDog (5 Dec, 2012) Reply
Then they wonder why so much of the world hates USA. I live in USA and such blind patriotism and arrogance is a complete embarrassment. Yeah, let's kick everyone's *** and take their lunch money because they're different or don't share our indoctrinated beliefs! Sounds more like a schoolyard bully than a respectable country to me. As for Freedom, am I the only one who's noticed the gigantic economic prison into which we're all born? We have to pay fees and taxes for practically everything these days. We're forced to contribute to the capitalistic engine or we're outcast. There used to be Freedom long ago, like when you could find a nice a nice spot and build your own house without paying a dime, but there's not much left anymore unless you have lots of money. Now it's $1000 per month just to have a roof over our head. Hell, I can't even park may car downtown without paying a fee. But we're free? Sounds like someone is indoctrinated with delusion to me.
As Predicted (9 Dec, 2012) Reply
The Europeans and Americans are fighting while this Asian guy laughs.
euroCRACK (20 Aug, 2013) Reply
u r all dumm. trololololooooooo ur dum dum dum dum dummm.
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