Annie (Friday, 23 Nov 2012) Reply
The last sentence is true.
JUDGMENT (Friday, 23 Nov 2012) Reply
what are "Babby steps"?
Captain (Friday, 23 Nov 2012)
"Babby steps" is a reference to both Fallout 3's "Baby steps" tutorial quest and the "How is babby formed?" meme.
@judgment (Friday, 23 Nov 2012)
..It's just a jump to the left.... and a step to the riiiiiight....put your hands on your hips...oh, wait...that is the time warp. I don't know what Babby steps" are.
Mr. Time (Friday, 23 Nov 2012)
It's like regular steps, but they are steps for ants.
Old Gamer (Friday, 23 Nov 2012) Reply
The "sun level on Mario" was easy to beat when you have nearly infinite 1Up's. I wonder if my Teddy Roosevelt looking NES thinks less of me for using the infinite 1UP cheat? It might give me a pass, since the 1UP cheat required a fair bit of skill to accomplish.
Atari2600 (Friday, 23 Nov 2012) Reply
Yars Revenge, bitches. Beeple Bop Q-Bert. When I was a kid, we had to damage our physical dexterity to win games. Phoogle mah google, winzipzapbeepboop WAH HOO. There was no Mountain Dew, ya lil pansy, nancy lovin wing nut. We drank our coffee cowboy black and peed on the curtains. Fire held power ups, and playing Duck Hunt after 7 Glenlevits was the difficulty setting. Lawlzor bims pewpewpew. Wheres mah diaper change and pudding at anyways?
Not buying it (Friday, 23 Nov 2012) Reply
You could get cheat cartridges for those old Nintendo consoles that gave you infinite lives. Dad - "You are nothing but a scoundrel and a cheat. Son, you are disappoint."
faroutman (Friday, 23 Nov 2012)
Yabbut the Game Genie was a third party attachment and neither Nintendo nor any of the game developers had anything to do with it. The NES is still my real Dad.
"Son, you are disappoint." (Saturday, 24 Nov 2012)
LogiC (Saturday, 24 Nov 2012) Reply
I would compare Skyrim and Dark Souls. Skyrim is kinda hard, enemies hit hard and if you don't min/max it can be quite difficult in some battles. Get the right gear, right skills though and the game is too easy. You can slam potions down for basically infinite health, or use stealth such enemies never even see you.
Dark Souls, well, it isn't cruel. More like it says "Come around that corner, just kill that one more monster. Oh did you fall of the ledge? Let me respawn everything for you."
If you want to play a game that truly hates you, try "Super Meat Boy", or "I Wanna Be The Guy".
RROD (Saturday, 24 Nov 2012) Reply
That Xbox is an imposter, there's no red ring of death.
Just sayin' (Saturday, 24 Nov 2012) Reply
Real "old" games are played in the grass, under the sun & in the open air - with real bruises, real blood & real broken bones once in a while.
Dr. Evil (Thursday, 29 Nov 2012) Reply
awww... somebody's got daddy issues :L
t (Tuesday, 4 Dec 2012) Reply
Eatliver is awsome
Will (Saturday, 6 Jul 2013) Reply
Are that guy's hands feet?