How to hang your art in a museum
From the book "Show Me How".
How to hang your art in a museum
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Last (21 Nov, 2012) Reply
Get arrested.
NerdLord (21 Nov, 2012)
For what? Didn't steal anything.
Trollolol (21 Nov, 2012)
IF the tape can be removed without damaging the wall paint, there's nothing he can be charged with. But it's a big if.
0 (21 Nov, 2012)
implying you can get arrested only for stealing
what are you, 5?
Trollolol (21 Nov, 2012)
Actually, to get _arrested_ you have to commit a criminal act. Since leaving a picture isn't one, you can be removed from the facility by guards, but not arrested.
EasyFairy (21 Nov, 2012)
Just use one of those handy dandy Command hooks that just peels off when you are done.
NerdLord (21 Nov, 2012)
@0 I'm actually going to be 7 next week. :/
booo (22 Nov, 2012)
arresting is not the same thing as getting sentenced in court. actually you can be arrested any time, even if you have not done anything. they just say sorry, we made mistake later.
BooFoo (22 Nov, 2012)
Actually, this would be considered vandalism. A crime.
Trollolol (22 Nov, 2012)
@booo: Which police state do you live in? They have to have reasonable grounds for arrest!
@BooFoo: Vandalism is "destruction of private or public property". If the wall was not damaged, no vandalism has occurred.
GeekGod (22 Nov, 2012)
@NerdLord: You mean "27 and still living with grandparents in basement"? I want to come over again and finish that Halo 4 mission we started. I hope your grandma isn't home. We're totally going to steal some of her medicine!
333 (22 Nov, 2012)
@NerdLord: "For what?" For example: littering, vandalism, disturbing the peace and such. I'm sure that a good lawyer can add few more.
First! (22 Nov, 2012)
Actually bill posting, the act of putting up signs without permission, is largely considered an act of vandalism in most major cities. US and otherwise. That aside, grow a spine. Banksy did this and that's what makes Banksy Banksy.
(J) (21 Nov, 2012) Reply
What if your piece is auctioned off for several thousands
MJ (21 Nov, 2012)
Monkeys in suits aren't big sellers.
Ch33z (21 Nov, 2012)
its G.W. Bush
@MJ (21 Nov, 2012)
They are when playing poker against those damn dogs!
Good Thinking 99 (23 Nov, 2012)
If monkeys in suits aren't big sellers, all the more reason to dump that shit on a museum or art gallery.
twofivesix (25 Nov, 2012)
@ch33z - looks more like Obama
Markus (21 Nov, 2012) Reply
Tom Green did exactly that on his local cable show
:-/ (21 Nov, 2012) Reply
Meanwhile in the White House...
111 (23 Nov, 2012) Reply
By the way... aren't tourists supposed to use GPS nowadays?
Tourist (10 Dec, 2012) Reply
Dang it, forgot to write my name now I won't be famous....starts part
Asiago (26 Dec, 2013) Reply
I don't want to spoil the fun but in most museum, bags must be left at the reception.
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