Hipsterpotamus (19 Nov, 2012) Reply
I thought they only came in pairs.
Hungry Hungry Hippo (19 Nov, 2012) Reply
I'll just leave a free copy of "The Watchtower".
it's a lie (19 Nov, 2012) Reply
Rosie O'Donnell is most likely an atheist.
Mitch Hedberg (19 Nov, 2012) Reply
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?
That... (19 Nov, 2012) Reply
..is my girlfriend, and she needs to go and see Chris Matthews.
Matthews Bicycle Mart (20 Nov, 2012) Reply
Maybe you should consider the purchase of a new bicycle?
hiphopapotamus (20 Nov, 2012) Reply
my rhymes are bottomless...
PETA (21 Nov, 2012) Reply
Sir, we'd like to talk to you about not eating meat, or wearing fur, or having turkey on Thanksgiving. Sir? Please hold still while we throw a bucket of blood on you.
hans (22 Nov, 2012) Reply
Did he dieded? Odds are pretty good with those fast fat *******.