Kenseiden (Monday, 19 Nov 2012) Reply
do you have it or not?

Hipsterpotamus (Monday, 19 Nov 2012) Reply
I thought they only came in pairs.

Hungry Hungry Hippo (Monday, 19 Nov 2012) Reply
I'll just leave a free copy of "The Watchtower".

it's a lie (Monday, 19 Nov 2012) Reply
Rosie O'Donnell is most likely an atheist.

Mitch Hedberg (Monday, 19 Nov 2012) Reply
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?

That... (Monday, 19 Nov 2012) Reply
..is my girlfriend, and she needs to go and see Chris Matthews.

Matthews Bicycle Mart (Tuesday, 20 Nov 2012) Reply
Maybe you should consider the purchase of a new bicycle?

hiphopapotamus (Tuesday, 20 Nov 2012) Reply
my rhymes are bottomless...

PETA (Wednesday, 21 Nov 2012) Reply
Sir, we'd like to talk to you about not eating meat, or wearing fur, or having turkey on Thanksgiving. Sir? Please hold still while we throw a bucket of blood on you.

(J) (Wednesday, 21 Nov 2012) Reply
Dude: He Kim
Hipo: wtf did u call me

hans (Thursday, 22 Nov 2012) Reply
Did he dieded? Odds are pretty good with those fast fat *******.