Cleptomaniac (12 Nov, 2012) Reply
Thought it was a wallet. Who steals calculators.
Not a clepto (12 Nov, 2012)
You've obviously never been to school.
Cleptomaniac (12 Nov, 2012)
True story, I was raised by a thieves guild.
@ Cleptomaniac (12 Nov, 2012)
Thieves Guild, eh? That means you can only do petty thief. To steal big money, you need to be a lawyer and/or go into politics.
There was I (13 Nov, 2012)
thinking that kleptomaniac was spelled with a 'k'...
Person (11 Dec, 2012)
Many wallets are known to have screws.
Ohas (12 Nov, 2012) Reply
Must be university math
Cynical Sam (15 Nov, 2012)
Must be a University Insurance sales person
LogiC (12 Nov, 2012) Reply
Those fancy calculators they got are expensive. Pretty sure you can play doom or minecraft on the ones today.
RPh nerd (12 Nov, 2012) Reply
To John Garrett who stole my calculator in pharmacy school at unc. He lost his license his first year for drug trafficking. Should've seen that one coming *******!
Confession (12 Nov, 2012) Reply
Didn't steal a calculator...but I *did* find one while I was in grad school. Granted, it wasn't one of those expensive graphing calculators, but I kept it and used it for statistics (I figured somebody would take it anyway, and I needed a calculator for class). I still have it after twenty-five years. I'm sorry I took it, but at least it helped me get through my studies. Then, it probably cost about $30. Nowadays, it would probably go for $10, if I didn't want to use the free app on my smartphone.
Venus D.Milo (12 Nov, 2012) Reply
this explains why when I was balancing my checkbook my hands blew off.
I Love Math (13 Nov, 2012) Reply
And stealing calculators
Walt (13 Nov, 2012) Reply
If I saw that notice I'd have to steal it but to be on the safe side I'd rip the note off and when Sara M complained her calculator was stolen I'd say here have mine. If her hands blew off it would be her own fault for receiving stolen goods
Thanks Calculator (13 Nov, 2012) Reply
I knew I could count on you!
Socratic Methodist (14 Nov, 2012) Reply
I like Sara M!
Jenkem (15 Nov, 2012) Reply
Not only did I steal an expensive calculator - it also does jokes!