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Don't fart in a Smart car.
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LandLord (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
This little thing is called The Pea Car. It was custom made and took six weeks to build. It is based on the chassis of an off-road go-kart and its head lamps are from a VW Beetle, indicators are from a Lancia.
@LandLord (Friday, 9 Nov 2012)
Correction then: this is what happens when you *pee* in a smart car. Anyway, so why isnt it yellow?
LandLord (Friday, 9 Nov 2012)
I guess some peas are green.
(J) (Friday, 9 Nov 2012)
it take Lamborghini 18 days to make a Aventador (2.9- second 0-60 mph)
LandLord (Friday, 9 Nov 2012)
@(J) Yeah, but Lamborghini isn't funny.
(J) (Friday, 9 Nov 2012)
@ landlord Touché
Jusjoe (Friday, 9 Nov 2012)
...yeah, but the optional chest wigs are.
Look (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
Its combi baby
SanFran (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
I want to do a U-Turn in this thing on ah ill in 'frisco and roll to Alcatraz.
Nooooooo (Friday, 9 Nov 2012)
Please never say SanFran or Frisco, as it is like death to the ears of anyone from California.
Marine_in_Okinawa (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
Is that guy taking a picture using a Subway pamphlet or something?
The Lone Wonderer (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
If you go the max speed of (whatever-the-hell-it-is)km/h, and hit the brakes, will it roll over and keep rolling?
What happens? (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
When you smart in a fart car then?
That's wrong (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
If V1 is the initial volume of the fart in the body and V2 is the volume after it has been passed then we have:
P1V1=NKT1
P2V2=NKT2
where P1 is the pressure of the fart, P2 is the atmospheric pressure in the smart and T1, T2 the body and smart temperatures respectively.
Dividing, we get
V1/V2=P2T1/P1T2
Given that P1 is almost equal to P2 (belly is easily expandable) and T2 is generally lower than body temperature we conclude that after farting the total volume of the body and the fart will actually decrease a little.
I am a professor of flatulodynamics and a great farter myself. Don't question me.
Jemp (Saturday, 10 Nov 2012)
I never question a man who can fart loud enough to wake next door's baby.
NO (Saturday, 10 Nov 2012) Reply
this is what happens when you smart in the fart car
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