Like a Boss (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
All those failing to comply with this notice are to report to Miss Warttongue in reception.
Wut? (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
I can't work out if the piece of string at the top is smiling or if it is like frowning eyebrows.
BBJ (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
Nothing like going out of your way to make sure your employees understand that they're part of a valued team ....
I used to work in a place that had this sign up, next to one that said "Management requests that all employees stop drinking vodka, as it's too hard to smell it on your breath. Drink something that people can smell. That way our customers will know that you're drunk, not stupid."
I don't work there anymore.
Employee (Friday, 9 Nov 2012) Reply
I fart in your general direction.
faroutman (Saturday, 10 Nov 2012) Reply
You can't fire me, I quit. Phuku.