Neighbor gave her kid toy dinosaurs
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Neighbor gave her kid toy dinosaurs
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Humanity (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
*facepalm*
T (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
She's trolling.
S (2 Nov, 2012)
Agreed
She Must (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
Kill herself before she ruins more kids.
knowledgable person (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
she not trolling...but the simoly answer depends on your belief...if you she is a christian that looks for biblical explanation then simply the flood wiped out all those dinosaurs and the 2 of each kind from the arc died off after ward....if she a christian who is more believes in what bible stands for and the new testament then when the earth was made in 7 days ...nobody knows how long 7 days is to God...
(btw the dates the scientists come up with for how old the dinosaurs were are based on theory...it would only take one disocovery to prove all of it wrong...)(i have my personal opinion but just wanted to point out that fact)
facepalm though she asking some website...
Unknowledgable person (2 Nov, 2012)
Carbon dating... Theory... *facepalm*
senseless_guy (2 Nov, 2012)
@knowledgable person (such an ironic name)
Your text is very hard to read, but it does show you don't know squat.
Bok (2 Nov, 2012)
"Evolution is just a theory? Well, so is gravity, but I don't see you jumping out of buildings." - Richard Dawkins
Re: Unknowledgable person (2 Nov, 2012)
Can't carbon date dinosaur bones, carbon dating only can go back about 60,000 years. They usually date the bones by determining how old the rock they were found in is. Still, it's good science and fossilized bones can definitely be dated tens of millions of years ago. Even if they couldn't, radiocarbon dating still proves that humans have been around for far longer then the ~6000 years that some creationists believe, so it's a valid point.
Enter 504 here: (2 Nov, 2012)
Gravity isn't just a good idea it's the law.
Chickin Lickin (2 Nov, 2012)
Please please understand that a Theory in scientific terms is a Hypothesis that has undergone proof and sufficiently challenged with empirical data. As such it is based on theory, the facts (empirical data)show what id hypothesised is true within the limits of science. The teachings of religion have not undergone any proof, as such they must stand as a mere hypothesis. Hypothesis does not have the same standing as a theory.
1. Please get an education, meaning question and challenge. Grow. Or
2. Will you and your other friends with imaginary friends get out of me and mine's life.
notyours (14 Nov, 2012)
Love ya Chickin Likin. Somebody explained it to other people at last! But I must warn you that the majority of them won't understand/ remember it.
Hukan (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
I'm wondering whether she's using a car - that runs oil - liquid form of dinosaurs, presented as a creation of the Satan ?
NotHukan (2 Nov, 2012)
Oil does not come from dinosuars. Oil comes from decomposed plant matter.
shogg (2 Nov, 2012)
* may contain traces of dinosaur.
NotNotHukan (2 Nov, 2012)
Actually, oil comes from decomposed zooplankton and algae.
Driller (2 Nov, 2012)
Oil won't come from anywhere if Barry gets full control & keeps shutting our drilling down.
Sarbos (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
Actually, there is a page long description of a brachiosaurus in the bible.
Im a christian but i also belive in science. Some christians are dumb as **** - they read the Bible and just dont see the obvious.
winterhog (4 Nov, 2012)
You don't 'believe' in science. Faith is based on a belief in things you can neither prove nor disprove (religion is an external display of faith). Science is another matter altogether - it is a method o0f understanding material reality through explanation experiment. Science and faith (in its religious sense) do not oppose each other. They don't even overlap.
Herpa Derpa (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
This is yet another case of someone who doesn't actually take the time to read AND understand the Bible. It doesn't say the Earth is only 6,000 years old. And the Bible doesn't mention every single event in history (maybe the Mayans never existed, either?), so you can't base your entire life view on the Bible. Science does a nice job, too. They go hand in hand. This children of this woman will grow up damaged.
LogiC (2 Nov, 2012)
It's the new, weird American Christianity cult. Instead of learning from the Bible they ignore everything it says to do and just push all the important stuff onto others. The Bible isn't about the world being 6000 years old or whatever rubbish it says, it is about living right, treating others with respect and being a good citizen, with some hope dashed in there too. I am worried, the level of stupid in the US is reaching dangerous levels and those people are starting to rise to the top.
Hugh (3 Nov, 2012)
Seriously, I am sh1t1ng my pants right now.
Grrr (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
i will punch u in the face u backward ****
Agnost (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
She could be right
Britain, America's Daddy (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
clearly, dinosaurs are one of those gateway toys I've heard so much about
Trend Gottah (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
In my minds eye I see that woman having big ears and a pointed head. Must be the work of Satan.
At least he has a sense of humor, the bastard.
Smack her with a Bible (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
This is the result of people not studying and understanding the Bible and Christianity. Those who do, understand that some parts of the Bible are literal while others are not. They also understand that the Bible isn't a laundry list of everything ever created (and with timelines, geesh). Every group has it's share of ignorant folk among them. She be's one.
Whaaaaat (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
Science is real, God is real. The Bible is a mixed bag that should not be taken so literally. Just like science, have faith in your theory until you can prove it. I have proof from God through spiritual experiences. People Box themselves in with "religion"
666metal (2 Nov, 2012)
OK, then. Prove it.
whaaaaaat to 666 metal (5 Nov, 2012)
What prove science? I am confused by your challenge. Interwebs sucking out all life force. You believe in some power obviously unless 666 is your weight... or that's your world of war-craft handle. Or you have that for the "shock factor" Read on my friend, I have proven it to myself. You are on your own for your own proof "lord of darkness". I just inflected 1,000,000 damage points to your novice troll (insert evil laugh here)
AB (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
Please, somebody kill her...
Fake (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
This is fake. That is all.
lol (2 Nov, 2012)
yes. agreed.
Luis Cipher (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
Muriel J would get a game, the little minx
Girl is Dumb (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
Ya lets belive in some imaginary guy in a book labled bible that some drunk guys 6000 years ago created but not belive in scientific proof that there were dinasaurs. Thats smart. Let your kid be his own self and belive in what he wants to belive in.
Beru (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
That is gonna vote for Romney!
areman (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
She's trolling. The comments on that site talk about her trolling. It's awesome.
me (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
LOL
ReverendBob (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
WTF did I just read?
Atheist Freedom Fighter (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
Take away her kids and give them a real education, propper ethics and teach them to use their brains. Such people shouldn't have children or be able to adopt them. She might be trolling, but the disturbing thing is, there are such people out there... crippling kiddie minds.
Just Wow... (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
Amazing how stupid some people are...
jjeii (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
Poe troll? (visit link)
patience (2 Nov, 2012) Reply
(visit link)
True Christian (3 Nov, 2012) Reply
I oh so love it when athiests try and embarras us Christians by posting clearly fake messages like this... NOT! And by the way, this isn't even what the Bible says. While it's true that the Earth was created around 6000 years ago (we know this because of DOCUMENTED geneology tracing back to Adam and Eve), but of course we beleive in dinosuars. We just don't beleive in carbon dating (seriuosly, you honestly beleive scientist can tell if something is a billion years old? How stupid can some people be!). Dinosaurs did indeed exist, they were simply whiped out by the great flood (that even scientist have to admit is real because of proof like the grand canyon). I pray for people like you to open you're heart to the lord before the rapture, and from the looks of things is not far behind. God bless.
WTF (3 Nov, 2012)
What does it mean - "open you're heart to the lord before the rapture"?
Bazza (3 Nov, 2012)
*atheists*, *believe*, *genealogy*, *dinosaurs*, *seiouusly*, *embarrass*, *wiped*
The benefits of a Christian education, or trolling?....?....
@True Christian (3 Nov, 2012)
Your statement: "While it's true that the Earth was created around 6000 years ago (we know this because of DOCUMENTED geneology tracing back to Adam and Eve)" is one of most unintelligent, illogical and hilarious statements I've ever heard. Get a clue.
Father Time (4 Nov, 2012)
For those of you not familiar with "Christian speak", the term "I'll pray for you" means they'll pray for your speedy demise and express trip to hell...when they say "bless you", they mean "go **** yourself". Carbon dating a Christian's brain shows most have been fossilized for centuries. Just to show no hard feelings, I'll pray for all you Christians! Bless you!
Salzigtal (3 Nov, 2012) Reply
Beware the monoliterates, at least illiterates have an excuse.
Not sure but... (3 Nov, 2012) Reply
I think satan created extreme unintelligence...
ps. O look! a unicorn!
winterhog (4 Nov, 2012) Reply
This is obvious trolling, but there actually are people who think that way. And that's fine. I really can't give a flying **** about what other people think. It's their life, their choice, their problem. I'm surprised that there are countries where this is the big issue. The only problem that bothers me is that such people give Christians a bad name. Literal interpretation of the Holy Scripture is strictly a hardline Protestant schtick, unknown among most Christians and completely alien to, say, Roman and National Catholics.
n/a (4 Nov, 2012)
Reading shit like this is what makes atheists believe in hell.
overmedicated (4 Nov, 2012) Reply
" I know only two things to be infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Although I'm not sure about the first". Albert Einstein.
seriously? (4 Nov, 2012) Reply
This woman was allowed to ADOPT children? She needs to be reported for child abuse. God FORBID he believe in evolution! He'll go to HELL! pfff, nut job.
Satan (5 Nov, 2012) Reply
You have won... *this* round. Bwahaha.
Flavio (5 Nov, 2012) Reply
And than people are surprised why people are becoming stupid by the day!
Jet (6 Nov, 2012)
Your UN-intelligent and grammatically incorrect response proves your own point, DUMBASS!
murieljcompton (5 Nov, 2012) Reply
"murieljcompton's account is closed" :(
A Humble Person (5 Nov, 2012) Reply
The Earth has been around for millions of years. Read the bible. God didnt make the earth then, he just made the water shrink away and the land was there. So I would say dinos were around millions of years ago.
kozak (27 Nov, 2012) Reply
what a religious nutjob
Amusing (6 Dec, 2012) Reply
Isa. 13:21 talks about Satyr's and half man half goat creature. And Num. 23:22 talks about Unicorns.
RaptorJesus (12 Sep, 2013) Reply
OMGROFL God/Dad created dinosaurs because their awesome this Dinosaurs exist lol n00b
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