P (26 Oct, 2012) Reply
I wouldnt put on a condom that was given to me by something out of a dark small cabinet. And I wouldnt pay 10$ for it. Oh actually, I would never wear one anyway...
Father of all Humanity (26 Oct, 2012)
Yeah, I knnow what you mean.
Lil Pman (26 Oct, 2012)
Al A. Ahkbar (26 Oct, 2012)
@P: It might seem more important to you if you had a girlfriend.
Q (28 Oct, 2012)
And those tiny little shoes ARE cute, aren't they? Yes, hold that thought, don't wear the condom...
Magnum XXL (26 Oct, 2012) Reply
"That'll be $10. Would you like a bag?"
"No thanks, she's not that ugly."
Love that joke.
CaptainAmerica (26 Oct, 2012)
You my friend must be an awesome joke-teller in real life.
Condom hole (26 Oct, 2012)
What is this "real life" of which you speak?
EUro (26 Oct, 2012) Reply
Americans think condoms don't work. They prefer Cola.
eh? (26 Oct, 2012)
Are you retarded?
LandLord (26 Oct, 2012)
@eh? Never mind. That's EUro. He's a little slow. But he's a nice fellow once you get to know him.
EUro (26 Oct, 2012)
What? Saw it on Mythbusters! American show!
St. Peter (26 Oct, 2012) Reply
This nose of this man screms of Christianity.
ACLU (26 Oct, 2012)
A team of lawyers is on the way.
euro (27 Oct, 2012)
What is aclu?
EUro (27 Oct, 2012)
ACLU is "American Civil Liberties Union".
euro (28 Oct, 2012)
And why would they send lawyers to the Vatican?
P (27 Oct, 2012) Reply
I'd mix the contraceptive pills into her mourning coffee, why would I need a condom. Pun intended.
HeShe (30 Oct, 2012)
Women on the pill prefer gender neutral "men".
bogwollow (27 Oct, 2012) Reply
That'll be $10 plus tax... Tacks??? I thought you just rolled them on.
Barry (28 Oct, 2012) Reply
12 gauge shells $1.10 each