Honest Chinese Apple store
Because you have more money than sense.
Ricky's hand (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
Correct, but a rich corpse makes no sense either.
Money needs to be spent.
Correct, but a rich corpse makes no sense either.
Money needs to be spent.
Ricky (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
A poor man doesn't make sense either.
A poor man doesn't make sense either.
rAnDoM cOmMeNtEr (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012) Reply
Would be better if it said "more dollars than sense".
Would be better if it said "more dollars than sense".
Faun (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012)
Except for the part where, you know, dollars aren't used everywhere, so that would render this joke an "Americans only" kind of joke, while 'money' is fairly nationality-neutral, but you know... Also, no.
Except for the part where, you know, dollars aren't used everywhere, so that would render this joke an "Americans only" kind of joke, while 'money' is fairly nationality-neutral, but you know... Also, no.
He (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012) Reply
Uh-oh. Someone needs to tuck in the Eat Liver guy again, and tell him that scary Apple isn't going to come and take away his Windows and Android clones of Macs and iPhones.
It's okay, dearie. They can't hurt you.
Uh-oh. Someone needs to tuck in the Eat Liver guy again, and tell him that scary Apple isn't going to come and take away his Windows and Android clones of Macs and iPhones.
It's okay, dearie. They can't hurt you.
Heshe (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012)
yeah, and i feel pretty bad for stevie "b" jobs getting copied by that alexander whatever bell guy. whatta jerkenheimer, ya know? amirite or aminotrite? LOWELL
yeah, and i feel pretty bad for stevie "b" jobs getting copied by that alexander whatever bell guy. whatta jerkenheimer, ya know? amirite or aminotrite? LOWELL
Scumbag Steve J. (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
Rips off UI from Xerox, accuses Microsoft of copying his "innovative" interface.
Rips off UI from Xerox, accuses Microsoft of copying his "innovative" interface.
Crapple phanz rue (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
"scary Apple isn't going to come and take away his Windows and Android clones"
On the contrary, theyre trying to do exactly that - which is why they sued Samsung. It seems strange to me that a company that is supposedly *so* innovative needs to resort to lawyers rather than just, you know, out-innovating the competition. But Im not a fanboi, so what do I know?
"scary Apple isn't going to come and take away his Windows and Android clones"
On the contrary, theyre trying to do exactly that - which is why they sued Samsung. It seems strange to me that a company that is supposedly *so* innovative needs to resort to lawyers rather than just, you know, out-innovating the competition. But Im not a fanboi, so what do I know?
faroutman (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012) Reply
I'd do a backflip off the roof of my company's building fer one o' them fancy phones.
I'd do a backflip off the roof of my company's building fer one o' them fancy phones.
Revenuer John (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012)
You talking 'bout yer moonshine cook shed?
You talking 'bout yer moonshine cook shed?
Jealous people (Wednesday, 31 Oct 2012) Reply
Jealous people have no money, and hate it when other people do.
Jealous people have no money, and hate it when other people do.
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