Colostom (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012) Reply
Also works: shedded tarantula skins in the fuit aisle, fake vomit at the booze aisle and an actual sense of humor at the checkout.
What? (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012) Reply
How come we dont have Super spirals in my supermarket?
That reminds me (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012) Reply
Time for annual prostate exam.