KJ (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012) Reply
That's what he gets for lion.
yea (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
looks like the lion got a bit af a roar deal
faroutman (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012) Reply
This reminds me of the swan and scorpion story.
Tell Me (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012)
Oh, Daddy tell me the story, tell me the story.
faroutman (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
Okay, but then you have to go to sleep.
There was a Swan at the edge of a river and a scorpion approached asking the swan if she would kindly give him a ride to the other side of the river on her back. The swan said "No, you are a scorpion, you will sting me and I will die." The scorpion assured the swan that he would not do that, all he wanted was a ride to the other side and he promised she was safe with him. So the swan gave in and allowed the scorpion to climb upon her back. She swam to the other side and just before reaching the shore the scorpion stung her and jumped to safety. As the swan was sinking, slowly dying from the poisons she asked the scorpion why he broke his promise and stung her. The scorpion said "I'm a scorpion bitch, that is what I do."
Not thewayiheardit (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
I heard the same story with a girl and a snake. The snake was cold and asked the girl to warm him under her coat ....Same deal though the snake gets warm then bites her after he promised not to. After he bites her she asks why he bit her and the snake replies "you knew I was a snake when you picked me up."
Spencer (Wednesday, 17 Oct 2012) Reply
heo (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
-1 what? give us more information.
mischievous (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012) Reply
CAN ANYONE SPELL?
Wicked Witch (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
I'll cast one on you! Abra kadabra!!
Fanatic (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012)
GET THE WITCH!
Wicked Warlock (Saturday, 20 Oct 2012)
Get in the kitchen an make me a sammich!
333 (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012) Reply
True. There is no justice.
insertednamehere (Thursday, 18 Oct 2012) Reply
Does a sleeping lion always try to sleep?
Leon Corleone (Thursday, 25 Oct 2012) Reply
Death to faithless mice.
They have no honor.
kz (Friday, 26 Oct 2012) Reply
this is what libertarians actually believe
The Real Story (Wednesday, 2 Jan 2013) Reply
actually it was like this: There were once a lion and a mouse. The mouse ran accidentally on the toes of the lion back. The lion became very angry and wanted to kill the mouse, but the mouse said: If you let me go I'll help you later. On the day the lion became captured the mouse remembered what he had promised and delivered the lion out of the net.