Daniil (Friday, 5 Oct 2012) Reply
That's a one-way hospital ticket right there. Hardcore stuff.
kektk (Friday, 5 Oct 2012)
hospital bill covered by <presidential candidate>-Care
lolz (Tuesday, 9 Oct 2012)
sipper (Friday, 5 Oct 2012) Reply
Those rules are too soft, they will never urge you to finish your drink.
Danger (Friday, 5 Oct 2012) Reply
If you really played this game by the rules you would be bead right now.
Bead (Friday, 5 Oct 2012)
Someone call me?
Zelda (Friday, 5 Oct 2012) Reply
"Conservative Intelligence"? That's sort of like "Airline Food" or "corporate ethics", isn't it?
Mullet (Saturday, 6 Oct 2012)
Ganondorf (Saturday, 6 Oct 2012)
Intelligence can also mean news. And on airlines there is food.
rofl (Sunday, 7 Oct 2012)
And some corporations are quite ethical. They aren't all Halliburton and Enron, silly liberal.
Dick Cheney (Sunday, 7 Oct 2012)
Hugs and kisses Z. You were fantastic last time.
Mary (Friday, 5 Oct 2012) Reply
What's "Bain Capital"?
Uncle Al says: (Sunday, 7 Oct 2012)
It's complicated, Mary.
It involves buying mismanaged companies, making them profitable, and selling them.
Start here: (visit link)
Not sure but (Saturday, 6 Oct 2012) Reply
I think the capital of Bain is Harrisburg.
Phineas (Saturday, 6 Oct 2012) Reply
And they wonder why Americaa's population is dropping.
Foreigner (Sunday, 7 Oct 2012) Reply
It's a trap. When drunk you'll vote for Romney.
Hector Ring (Sunday, 7 Oct 2012)
Yes I will, 'cause I'm a happy drunk.
And when you're a Foreigner, or dead, or otherwise ineligible to vote, you'll vote for Obama because we don't check IDs.
Vote early. Vote often. Vote for the Kennedy of your choice.
800 lb gorilla in the room (Sunday, 7 Oct 2012) Reply
Noone wants to discuss 0bama's dismal performance
Illuminati (Monday, 8 Oct 2012)
He's doing just as he's told to.
Robamaney (Sunday, 7 Oct 2012) Reply
If either candidate tells the truth, stop drinking, you've obviously had way too much.
Because of this I died. (Sunday, 7 Oct 2012) Reply
Empty Space (Thursday, 11 Oct 2012) Reply
Down every drink in the house if either mentions the NDAA.
marine_in_okinawa (Thursday, 11 Oct 2012) Reply
this is SO much funnier reading it AFTER the debate has passed. i think i woulda drowned >_<