reality check (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyHoney, would you bring in a cord of firewood? And another keg of beer while you're at it. Thanks Babe.
While you're at it, (Friday, 17 Aug 2012)
A couple of hogs as well. You're looking peckish.
ThA-B (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) Reply- Hello, we two would like to apply to pole vault section.
- Sorry, we have only one free spot remaining. Perhaps your friend can take that and we can offer you weighlifting. If you do great you both can ge to london in few years.
- Sure, why not.
Admiral Ackbar (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012)
Don't do it! It's a trap!
but actually (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) Replynobody watches either sports. The best woman's sport is tennis.
Peter Griffin (Friday, 17 Aug 2012)
Because of the sounds they make.
gentlemen prefer blondes (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyWhile binge drinking
LogiC (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyWhile the weightlifter surely is "not too attractive" the men weight lifters aren't much better. I don't think there was a single neck on any weightlifter at the olympics.
yup, (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012)
all too true
jack (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyDoes anyone know who's the first one?
LandLord (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012)
Allison Stokke.
James Stokke (Friday, 17 Aug 2012)
Jack, the pole vaulter is my wife Allison. Thanks for paying attention to the internet for the past 5 years! Stupid.
TokedAndStokedForMore (Sunday, 19 Aug 2012)
Hey, James. How stokked are you that your wife married a loser like you?
J.J. McClure (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyImagine if she took off some weight, she'd be able to lift 200kg more
Shirime (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyWow who is that goddess ?!!!
B flat minor seven (Friday, 17 Aug 2012)
...I don't know, some weightlifter.....
faroutman (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyBBC news update: 12 Olympic spectators were seriously injured today when one of the weightlifing hopefuls from the United States exploded during her silver medal attempt.
nashunti (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyNo
nashunti (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyFat
Nick (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) Replythat's only 125lbs. Why is that dude straining so hard to lift what is only maybe 20% of his body weight?
justmatt (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012)
130 kilograms = 286 lbs + the bar
Unit of Measure (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012)
Are you sure those are lbs. and not kilos?
2+2=5 (Friday, 17 Aug 2012)
Its actually 85kg's, made up of 2 x 25kg's 2 x 15kg's and 2 x 2.5kg's, and 10kg's for the bar making a total of 95kg's. At 2.2lbs per kg its 209lbs. I've kept it simple for our simple merican brethern. That USA 'er, she's your best looking woman she is.
Mama Gump (Friday, 17 Aug 2012)
Doing measurements in French just makes it hard on everyone.
nuh-uh (Friday, 17 Aug 2012)
2+2=5 is a douchepickle.
Bubba came along (Friday, 17 Aug 2012)
I see two 25's and two 15's. Cipher that up and it's 80Kg. 80Kg = 176.37 lbs.
DumboFromDuke (Sunday, 19 Aug 2012)
@Unit of Measure: Cool thing about us dumb 'Mericans is that we learn both our system and metric. We can do both, convert between the two, and we have no qualms with either. We simply use our system because it's how we roll.
Dude. (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyZulfiya Chinshanlo - Check it.
llort (Thursday, 16 Aug 2012) ReplyMust scroll back up, quickly!
KJ (Friday, 17 Aug 2012) ReplyThose two girls up top must be twins*.
*I realize that that is two photos of one person. I am only pointing out that there are two photos. Thank you.
Just a tip - (Friday, 17 Aug 2012)
When you explain your comment, it loses its cleverness/humor (if it has any). Just make it, and let any people who don't understand it look stupid when they try to "correct" it. You're welcome. ;)
NotMyRealName (Friday, 17 Aug 2012) ReplyOne body-type excels at track. The other at weightlifting. Ever notice that the swimmers' bodies are almost all the same? That said, I'd pay good money to get into the track star's room, or out of the weightlifter's.
LogiC (Saturday, 18 Aug 2012)
If you got into the top athlete's room she could run and you would never catch her. If you got into the bottom athlete's room she would give you the deathgrip of death and you would be unable to run.
NotMyRealName (Saturday, 18 Aug 2012)
Thanks LogiC, but I was going to make her an offer she won't want to refuse.
the fanboy (Friday, 17 Aug 2012) Replywhat's the name of the hot one ??
I mean the one from the bottom, i know you little jokers !
Atheist Anglais (Friday, 17 Aug 2012) Reply(visit link)(visit link)
TheAwesome (Saturday, 18 Aug 2012) ReplyIs it bad that the second picture scared me?
Funny, (Saturday, 18 Aug 2012) Replywhen that's only 80 pounds plus the bar and her face is already that red...
psst, jedi (Wednesday, 5 Sep 2012)
that's 85 KILOGRAMS + the bar,.. that's in the neighborhood of 200 lbs
Salzigtal, pretending 2 B Old Guy (Saturday, 18 Aug 2012) ReplyOld joke is old. I saw the Allison Stokke picture when I was Young Guy.
Gomer (Sunday, 19 Aug 2012) ReplySEXIST
DontWannaBurn (Sunday, 19 Aug 2012) ReplyYes but, which one can carry your drunk body out of your burning house along with your pets, your killer laptop, and your best white shirts with the Mr. B collar??
Ponder ye...
Putt Egg (Saturday, 25 Aug 2012) ReplyXD
Don Lolo (Monday, 27 Aug 2012) ReplyYeah, I prefer the weightlifting
joe l'indien (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Replynow swap disciplines !
germany (Wednesday, 13 Mar 2013) Reply(visit link) GERMANY