Hans (Monday, 30 Jul 2012) Reply
Parents calling the police due to minor problems raising their children? Pathetic...
me (Monday, 30 Jul 2012) Reply
what's with the hungry horse woman and her boyfriend? you cut off the best story!
me too (Monday, 30 Jul 2012)
Aaarghh!!! At last something interesting and then they let us hang to dry!
Well, (Monday, 30 Jul 2012)
Apparently her boyfriend swung at her. Police confiscated the swing set to prevent further trouble...
googler (Monday, 30 Jul 2012)
3:20 p.m. A Hungry Horse woman reported that her boyfriend swung at her then stole her purse.(visit link)
Horse woman (Monday, 30 Jul 2012) Reply
Looking for boyfriend, still hungry
Sarah Jessica Parker (Monday, 30 Jul 2012) Reply
I've never even been in that town! Plus, I'm not hungry since I quit dieting...
Matthew Broderick (Monday, 30 Jul 2012)
Damn it, you beat me to it. Hey, remember when I was in that movie with chimpanzees and the Air Force was killing them with that virtual reality flight simulator and I busted them out? Ha ha, good times.
Maybe? (Monday, 30 Jul 2012) Reply
9:49 a.m and 10:50 a.m are the same woman causing the 12:59 a.m man's reaction.
Runaway Cow (Monday, 30 Jul 2012) Reply
Imma find that snitch, lemme tell you.... ooooohh Imma find that snitch!!
SZCZ (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012)
I'll bet you it's Jessi... I mean that hungry horse woman
blah (Monday, 30 Jul 2012) Reply
only in montana
Day Man (Monday, 30 Jul 2012) Reply
There is no such thing as 12PM in Kalispell, Montana!
Google Maps (Monday, 30 Jul 2012) Reply
Sorry to disappoint you, but Hungry Horse is the name of the woman's town in Montana.
disappointed (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012)
That IS a disappointment :(
Stoopid Eatliver commenters (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012)
@Google Maps: Oh gee, we so stoopid. We not realize that. We not smart enuff to notice capitals in town name and pretend it referring to woman in order to make joke. How we be so dumb...? XD
222 (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012) Reply
Sounds peaceful. Maybe I should move there?
Unabomber (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012) Reply
3:20 p.m. Sarah Jessica Parker is calling
Actually, (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012)
You're a little late to the party with that joke. Always read previous comments.
Ever Notice (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012) Reply
This crime report is typical of places populated by people who "bitterly cling to guns and religion".
Cpl Klinger (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012)
As opposed to places where people bitterly cling to welfare and abortion?
Gee (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012)
I thought it was from that peace loving city of Chicago.
... (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012) Reply
God to think this is near my town... horrible
Hue (Tuesday, 31 Jul 2012) Reply
Kalispell News is reknowned for its hilarity. The paper is owned by Maury Povich and its purpose is to allow new and improving writers a place to work so they have the experience they need to get a "real" newspaper job.
FriendofYox (Saturday, 4 Aug 2012) Reply
That aint no small town. Here it would take 8 months to fill an inch long column. Except there is no paper. And the police are 50 miles away not that they care anyway.
murricamurricamurrica (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013) Reply
only in murrica, nuff said. oh wait you cant read. murrican.