How to look crazy in public
Things you should eat and drink in public.
Read the title! (Tuesday, 17 Jul 2012)
Hey it said to look crazy, it said nothing about being funny!
Hey it said to look crazy, it said nothing about being funny!
Crazy (Tuesday, 17 Jul 2012)
Look where? At what? c'mon guys, tell me.
Look where? At what? c'mon guys, tell me.
Bystander (Tuesday, 17 Jul 2012) Reply
"I just don't understand, Officer. When he collapsed, we tried giving him the prescription medication that he had on him, but he died anyway..."
"I just don't understand, Officer. When he collapsed, we tried giving him the prescription medication that he had on him, but he died anyway..."
momo (Tuesday, 17 Jul 2012) Reply
The fact that you are carrying a loose diaper around is enough to look crazy.
The fact that you are carrying a loose diaper around is enough to look crazy.
Quetzalcthulhu (Tuesday, 17 Jul 2012)
Exactly; I usually tighten them securely so they don't fall off that easily while walking..
Exactly; I usually tighten them securely so they don't fall off that easily while walking..
Holland (Tuesday, 17 Jul 2012) Reply
Maker probably saw a Scrubs rerun - Janitor used blue gatorade / windex to freak people out
Maker probably saw a Scrubs rerun - Janitor used blue gatorade / windex to freak people out
Donk (Tuesday, 17 Jul 2012) Reply
"I drink out of the toilet and it clears a crowded restroom right out."
"I drink out of the toilet and it clears a crowded restroom right out."
Say, (Tuesday, 17 Jul 2012)
I hear you're good when BBQ'd... :)
I hear you're good when BBQ'd... :)
derpy_lurker (Wednesday, 21 Nov 2012)
Uhhh, not really
Uhhh, not really
MyNameisFull (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012) Reply
This is awesome you stiffos! Except for methylalcohol, a drop of that stuff will make you permanently blind. And i mean literary a drop. So how will you ever know you had cleaned the bottle properly? And no, noone will give feed you your prescription drugs if you collapse on the street. Anyways, if you are that close to the ground, why waste your time in the internets?!
This is awesome you stiffos! Except for methylalcohol, a drop of that stuff will make you permanently blind. And i mean literary a drop. So how will you ever know you had cleaned the bottle properly? And no, noone will give feed you your prescription drugs if you collapse on the street. Anyways, if you are that close to the ground, why waste your time in the internets?!
YourDiaperisFull (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012)
"Literary a drop"? Wow - that is scary... ;}
"Literary a drop"? Wow - that is scary... ;}
MFnPrincess (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012)
hahaha I think you mean "literally"
hahaha I think you mean "literally"
winterhog (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012)
Not a drop, actually there is a bit of methanol in many distilled liquors, especially in bourbon. Lethal dose (that is pretty close to a dose required for optic nerve inflammation and subsequent blindness) is 10-15 ml.
Not a drop, actually there is a bit of methanol in many distilled liquors, especially in bourbon. Lethal dose (that is pretty close to a dose required for optic nerve inflammation and subsequent blindness) is 10-15 ml.
sarcastic gal (Thursday, 23 Aug 2012)
Mayonnaise will NOT make you blind. Ugh, this retard here...
Mayonnaise will NOT make you blind. Ugh, this retard here...
Hobo with a shot put (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012) Reply
Tried windex in a vodka bottle. Ate someone's face off.
Tried windex in a vodka bottle. Ate someone's face off.
Don't Stop Putting Mayonnaise on Mine! (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012) Reply
What's so strange about eating mayonnaise right out of the jar?
What's so strange about eating mayonnaise right out of the jar?
LandLord (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012)
What's so great about The Great Depression?
What's so great about The Great Depression?
And, (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012)
What's so grand about the Grand Canyon? Come to think of it, isn't "grand canyon" just another way of saying "great depression"? Never thought of that, did you? Yeah...
What's so grand about the Grand Canyon? Come to think of it, isn't "grand canyon" just another way of saying "great depression"? Never thought of that, did you? Yeah...
winterhog (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012) Reply
Buying a few bottles of methylated spirits and something simple to eat (say, bread) has a similar effect.
Buying a few bottles of methylated spirits and something simple to eat (say, bread) has a similar effect.
BUM SCRATCHA (Wednesday, 18 Jul 2012) Reply
DONE ALREADY-MAD MAGAZINE CIRCA 1985-PRUNES IN A PAPER BAG ON THE SUBWAY, AND EXCLAIM "THESE ARE THE BIGGEST COCKROACHES I COULD FIND" AS YOU EAT THEM.
DONE ALREADY-MAD MAGAZINE CIRCA 1985-PRUNES IN A PAPER BAG ON THE SUBWAY, AND EXCLAIM "THESE ARE THE BIGGEST COCKROACHES I COULD FIND" AS YOU EAT THEM.
bum itchy (Thursday, 19 Jul 2012)
prunes look nothing like cockroaches, even dried prunes. But I bet it was funny, you had to be there, man
also YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY SEEMS BROKEN
prunes look nothing like cockroaches, even dried prunes. But I bet it was funny, you had to be there, man
also YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY SEEMS BROKEN
Tech support (Thursday, 19 Jul 2012)
@BUM SCRATCHA: Hello, I am technically qualified to assist with your particular problem. Look at your keyboard. Do you see the key marked “A”? When you see it, keep reading. Now look directly to the left of that key. You will see a special, larger key labeled “CAPS LOCK”. It may also be labeled “Caps Lock”. It may have a small light lit up.
Now, press it.
Problem solved! Have a nice day. :)
@BUM SCRATCHA: Hello, I am technically qualified to assist with your particular problem. Look at your keyboard. Do you see the key marked “A”? When you see it, keep reading. Now look directly to the left of that key. You will see a special, larger key labeled “CAPS LOCK”. It may also be labeled “Caps Lock”. It may have a small light lit up.
Now, press it.
Problem solved! Have a nice day. :)
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