Natural selection explained
Management is not responsible for your death.
Natural selection explained
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Management (Monday, 19 Mar 2012) Reply
I agree.
Cleric (Monday, 19 Mar 2012) Reply
To avoid natural selection, select a hamburger instead.
American (Monday, 19 Mar 2012) Reply
I always choke on a hotdog! That is why I am fat!
European (Monday, 19 Mar 2012)
That is why your empire is full of fat stupid people, now being European we chose the more sensible history of following inbred royalty and doing whatever the Catholic Church told us to do. You Americans are far too stupid to understand such brilliance.
Flavio (Monday, 19 Mar 2012)
@European ... I'm European and I'm sure you are NOT
Not an American (Monday, 19 Mar 2012)
yeah! right on, brother! only americans are fat and stupid! i mean, it's not like the majority of them have european ancestry or anything... other pointless america vs. europe arguments... blah blah blah
grow up, turdledove.
the natural selection (Monday, 19 Mar 2012) Reply
survival of the fittest depend on not selecting hotdogs.
Hot Dog (Monday, 19 Mar 2012) Reply
You DO know what they put in them things, right?
Upton Sinclair (Tuesday, 20 Mar 2012)
yeah duders, read my book! LOL
Jungle Jim (Tuesday, 20 Mar 2012)
Everything but the squeal.
And Now You Know (Tuesday, 20 Mar 2012) Reply
The ability to actually choke on food is, believe it or not, something that is pretty unique to humans. Other animals have a soft palate that extends all the way back to cover their epiglottis, connecting their nasal passage to the trachea while also separating it from their esophagus, so they can breathe through their nose while eating!
Humans on the other hand NEED their nasal passage and oral cavity to be connected to each other because the more spacious pharynx (the back of your throat) lets us form the complex vocal sounds that are needed for language. Unfortunately, it also makes it a lot easier for us to choke on food.
A lot of adaptations in evolution come with trade-offs, this case is no exception.
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