god (Wednesday, 14 Mar 2012) Reply
tl;dr

-=LaurryG=- (Wednesday, 14 Mar 2012) Reply
Im going to distribute these at my work.

choubbi (Wednesday, 14 Mar 2012) Reply
"occasionally, you may choose to throw your hands into the air and wave them like you just don't care"
I see what you did there, Serj...

J. Smithlao (Wednesday, 14 Mar 2012) Reply
This is an old classic and I'm still RMAOL every time I see it.

lmao (Wednesday, 14 Mar 2012) Reply
the guy that said TL;DR is missing out man, this was awesome!

Old Guy (Wednesday, 14 Mar 2012) Reply
It wasn't accidental, I let that fart go with pride!

Frequent flyer (Thursday, 15 Mar 2012) Reply
I am soooo checking for cocaine and licorice on my next flight.

Todd W. Ohnmeis (Thursday, 15 Mar 2012) Reply
Would you just look at my comically unamused Facebook post! LOL! A bit of background: my wife had just told me that she wanted a divorce and I was kinda freaking out when I typed that. I'm not really a humorless guy.

Purple Magician? (Thursday, 15 Mar 2012) Reply
More like old school Willie Wonka!

Drew (Thursday, 15 Mar 2012) Reply
This one was left off (visit link)

Guido (Friday, 16 Mar 2012) Reply
THOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Johnny Don't (Monday, 19 Mar 2012) Reply
I always take the safety card out when the flight attendant does the safety presentation. I don't want to hurt her feelings.