Forever Alone convention
No matter how bad you feel about your life, at least you're not one of these guys.
B (Friday, 2 Dec 2011)
At least there's no flat chested girls in this photo... Wait there's no girls at all... Now i'm kinda skeeved out
At least there's no flat chested girls in this photo... Wait there's no girls at all... Now i'm kinda skeeved out
Cynical Sam (Friday, 2 Dec 2011)
You're right; that blond in the back doesn't have a date.
You're right; that blond in the back doesn't have a date.
badpun (Tuesday, 20 Mar 2012)
to Cynical Sam
she's there so someone can pick her up
to Cynical Sam
she's there so someone can pick her up
me neither (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
well played sir
well played sir
Ok (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
That was a comment...
That was a comment...
111 (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
One of those dolls can cost up to $6000. Are you sure you don't want to have this amount of cash to burn?
One of those dolls can cost up to $6000. Are you sure you don't want to have this amount of cash to burn?
George (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
It'd still be cheaper than dating/marriage.
It'd still be cheaper than dating/marriage.
MY EX... (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
My Ex, She could spend 6K in a nano second!, these girls never TALK BACK OVER AND OVER, they just hisss once and a while. LOL.
My Ex, She could spend 6K in a nano second!, these girls never TALK BACK OVER AND OVER, they just hisss once and a while. LOL.
zhopa (Friday, 2 Dec 2011)
...and far, far cheaper than divorce.
...and far, far cheaper than divorce.
Harry Nutsak (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
Finally some women without emotional hysterics. Gotta get me one.
Finally some women without emotional hysterics. Gotta get me one.
nyjyrk (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
But, they can't make a sammich
But, they can't make a sammich
pgdown (Friday, 2 Dec 2011)
its spelled SANDWICH ..
its spelled SANDWICH ..
SammichBread (Saturday, 3 Dec 2011)
Why is pgdown misspelling sammich? And why doesn't s/he know the difference between its and it's?
Why is pgdown misspelling sammich? And why doesn't s/he know the difference between its and it's?
Edging away slowly (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
Why would they even bother getting together like that unless drugs were involved? Those dolls must be filled with drugs.
Why would they even bother getting together like that unless drugs were involved? Those dolls must be filled with drugs.
Robin (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
Its looking for a fat lonely guy to pray on. These guys are victims!!!
Its looking for a fat lonely guy to pray on. These guys are victims!!!
Hold still so the doll can control you (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
They love it. You know they do.
They love it. You know they do.
trol (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
the guy left because of an horrible argument
the guy left because of an horrible argument
hirvimies (Friday, 2 Dec 2011)
it's from the guy taking the picture :)
it's from the guy taking the picture :)
djsmurphy (Friday, 2 Dec 2011)
She's not alone, she's with the guy and the OTHER girl.
She's not alone, she's with the guy and the OTHER girl.
but.. (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
it's not quite a lady is it..
(A drink in one hand, an inanimate collection of materials *representing* a lady in the other!!)
it's not quite a lady is it..
(A drink in one hand, an inanimate collection of materials *representing* a lady in the other!!)
but (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011)
in some years they can make sammich. you'll marry one of them in 2021.
in some years they can make sammich. you'll marry one of them in 2021.
Bitter much? (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
At least a doll wont get into a screaming match with you every night, demand a divorce and end up taking your house and car. Staying with the psycho bitch from hell - *that* would be sad. Plus sammiches are overrated.
At least a doll wont get into a screaming match with you every night, demand a divorce and end up taking your house and car. Staying with the psycho bitch from hell - *that* would be sad. Plus sammiches are overrated.
Tim the Barbarian (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
The two dolls in the back corner look so lonely. Maybe they came there to find a man.
The two dolls in the back corner look so lonely. Maybe they came there to find a man.
TheHillBilly (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
The bald guy in the second row seems to have done quite well for himself.
The bald guy in the second row seems to have done quite well for himself.
happy (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
the only convention where you can find a russian blonde that was made in china.
the only convention where you can find a russian blonde that was made in china.
GHizzle (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
I like the hesher in the back left judging SuperLoner. He's thinking: "God Damn...look at that sorry sack of crap"
I like the hesher in the back left judging SuperLoner. He's thinking: "God Damn...look at that sorry sack of crap"
lolcatz (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
The only thing sadder than this picture is the mysogenistic comments from the guys who can't even afford a plastic woman here.
The only thing sadder than this picture is the mysogenistic comments from the guys who can't even afford a plastic woman here.
GZPZ (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
white people are crazy!!. . . . These are probably politician family members. . .
white people are crazy!!. . . . These are probably politician family members. . .
zeeshan (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
The chick in the very end right side, the blond is not a doll, this is some sort of a movie shoot or something like that i am sure, or a play or something
The chick in the very end right side, the blond is not a doll, this is some sort of a movie shoot or something like that i am sure, or a play or something
CINCY (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
Is that Mickey from orange county choppers? That's where he's been. I think that's what Senior needs. Funny stuff.
Is that Mickey from orange county choppers? That's where he's been. I think that's what Senior needs. Funny stuff.
Me Too (Friday, 2 Dec 2011)
I thought the same thing..lol. I think he just stole Seniors girlfriend!!! Overall caption: POP!..."My bride just died!"
I thought the same thing..lol. I think he just stole Seniors girlfriend!!! Overall caption: POP!..."My bride just died!"
Wow.. (Thursday, 1 Dec 2011) Reply
This is the 10th time I've clicked on this picture and the first that I noticed they all had one not just the guy in the front with the horrible imitation of a female..
This is the 10th time I've clicked on this picture and the first that I noticed they all had one not just the guy in the front with the horrible imitation of a female..
zhopa (Friday, 2 Dec 2011) Reply
The questions are: How does a guy transport the more lifelike of them to the convention here? Maybe he takes her limbs and head off and stuffs them into a sack? How does he keep from getting held up by the cops on the way into the hotel?
Oh. Wait. This was in Vegas, wasn't it.
No more questions.
The questions are: How does a guy transport the more lifelike of them to the convention here? Maybe he takes her limbs and head off and stuffs them into a sack? How does he keep from getting held up by the cops on the way into the hotel?
Oh. Wait. This was in Vegas, wasn't it.
No more questions.
@zhopa (Friday, 2 Dec 2011)
They book them a plane seat and push them round In wheelchairs
They book them a plane seat and push them round In wheelchairs
Keggar (Friday, 2 Dec 2011) Reply
ATLANTA RHYTHM SECTION Imaginary lovers Never turn you down When all the others turn you away They're around. He he he
ATLANTA RHYTHM SECTION Imaginary lovers Never turn you down When all the others turn you away They're around. He he he
agreed (Friday, 2 Dec 2011)
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
Mark Zuckerburger (Friday, 2 Dec 2011) Reply
It's good to see Facebook users getting out of the house for a while
It's good to see Facebook users getting out of the house for a while
Nick (Tuesday, 13 Mar 2012)
How awkward, i gave the blonde in the front herpes :/
How awkward, i gave the blonde in the front herpes :/
Tesi (Thursday, 8 Dec 2011) Reply
The guy in the front only has a wee little lady? I'm a little concerned for him.
The guy in the front only has a wee little lady? I'm a little concerned for him.
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