monkeytown (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
This is perfect.
Oniönhead (Friday, 9 Nov 2012)
... Until some genius comes around and makes a totally original and clever remark about "sammiches".
Peter Griffin (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
Mr3 (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
I love motorcycles
Pee Wee Herman (Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011)
Then why don't you marry them!
@Pee Wee (Sunday, 6 Nov 2011)
totally read in his voice
eyah (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
This is awesome
Butter (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
Take note here ladies, it is not the end of the world when a guy doesn't do EXACTLY what expect.
JollyRoger (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
That's exactly the difference between men and women! :)
lololol (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
old joke is old
Old Guy (Monday, 31 Oct 2011)
It's even older than that.
beezle (Monday, 31 Oct 2011)
Saying old thing is old is old.
LowlDog (Tuesday, 1 Nov 2011)
Old meme is old, stupid and transparent.
Amen the Shaman (Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011)
Old thing still around probably good. Better than lololol empty remark. I just say.
copier (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
That's exactly the difference between men and women! :)
notsure (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
not sure how much of a man he actually is if he cannot figure out why his motorcycle doenst start
Mr3 (Tuesday, 1 Nov 2011)
+1 , haha only flaw with this joke...
retardo (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
Kenseiden (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
then she dumps him and he has no idea why...
FraiserMaxis (Tuesday, 1 Nov 2011)
She then goes on to date dozens of other men, dumping all of them for similarly obtuse reasons, and then wonders why she can't find a "man that'll last," never realizing the one consistent variable in all of her failed relationships is HER.
Knowing (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
Old diary is old.
Blokeman (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
What is she doing writing she should be making sammwichs
old chinese guy in diaper (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
I make you very happy woman.
Shiny Things (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
Here's an idea, when we ask 'what's wrong?' how about you just say that you're having problems with the motorcycle. Yeah women are so crazy with their concern for their husband's happiness. Gees
chickinlickin (Monday, 31 Oct 2011)
If you say that your having an issue with ANYTHING that they aren't concerned with, then you "Aren't paying attention to the relationship." That is worth another page. Lose Lose
Woman (Tuesday, 1 Nov 2011)
Oh Em Gee! Our relationship is in the biggest crisis EVAR! And all you can think about is your stupid motorcycle???
George (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
Perfect. Where's the "Like" button?
Smitty (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
This is nonsense. Men don't keep diaries.
hunter (Monday, 31 Oct 2011) Reply
The man writes a diary..???
The man your man could smell like (Tuesday, 1 Nov 2011)
Only about things that are very important to him
wth (Tuesday, 1 Nov 2011) Reply
Just dropping my thoughts here - real men don't keep diary. Real men don't sit brooding about motorcycle that doesn't start, real men take wrench, multimeter and/or oscilloscope and make the stupid piece of hardware work again. But then again, as jokes go, this is good if somewhat old, yes.
SourApple (Tuesday, 1 Nov 2011)
I can build a motherboard, fix a server, code an algorithm, solve a differential equation, and I can fix a leaky pipe. I cannot fix a motorcycle. Why? I have no interest in them. I'd rather learn something else. I'd drag on worrying about mine, too. I'd then take it to a mechanic and let him deal with it. I'm a prissy girl in the eyes of many "men." I can't live with that.
@wth (Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011)
If you're troubleshooting core digital components in an engine, you've obviously bought a Harley.
LogiC (Thursday, 3 Nov 2011)
I don't know anything about motorcycles, cars or that crap. I don't think I could care less even if I tried. I am content knowing about computers, knowing how to cook and not caring about what other people think.
@wth- real men don't all fix the bike them self. Real men would get the bike fixed, regardless of how. Guy in the picture is a girl, sulking because he doesn't get it fixed.
J. Smithlao (Tuesday, 1 Nov 2011) Reply
This is a classic!
American Pyscho (Tuesday, 1 Nov 2011) Reply
Substitute chainsaw for motorcycle.
obvioustoenail (Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011) Reply
um. he could just say his bike doesn't start, instead of saying 'nothing'. or is that just too simple for him?
Son (Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011) Reply
The dude has a diary... say whu?
endrjuberland (Friday, 4 Nov 2011) Reply
OU so true:D
abcINDIA (Saturday, 12 Nov 2011) Reply
The woman worries about the (her) man and the man worries about the (his) motorbike. They do not have concern for anything and also for each other, thus unable to appreciate, address and solve their 'problem'. I would suggest the woman to have, in the beginning, concern for her man's motorbike and help get it REPAIRED/REFUELED/KICKED and STARTED. Once the motorbike starts the man too will 'start' and in a couple of days both will find themselves 'running fast', nay, ‘flying high’...lol
lady (Tuesday, 13 Dec 2011) Reply
One sentence from him could have solved this.
"sorry honey, i am distracted because my motorcycle wont start"
and then males wonder why they get dumped...
JaneDoe (Tuesday, 20 Dec 2011) Reply
Pretty common. Also a sign she's with a shallow, immature, emotionally unavailable guy. Poor girl will be miserable soon if she isn't already.
Man (Sunday, 29 Jan 2012) Reply
FAKE!!! MEN DON'T HAVE DIARIES!!!
wiz (Saturday, 14 Apr 2012) Reply
Exactly...women just can't accept what's said. They claim to trust, but when you tell them something, they *don't* trust what you say as true. Over-think, put words in your mouth, won't stfu and leave well enough alone.
Big Ski (Friday, 28 Sep 2012) Reply
By far, one of the truest things i've read!