Web browser girls
I used to be with once pretty girl but then switched to brainy college freshman.
SourApple (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011) Reply
- I started out with IE: It was the easiest type of girl to find, aside from the occasional wannabe-Daria that was Netscape.
- I moved to Opera, found out she wasn't as great as the mystery implied.
- Moved back to IE because of familiarity, and regretted it. Did exactly what is suggested here about FF.
- Got sick of FF, moved to Chrome. She's great, but every now and again you're reminded of how young she still is. You occasionally feel like cheated on her with the now-improving-but-still-imperfect IE.
- Opera is now the backseat girl for hipsters. Still mysterious, but still no real substance. Just pretentious.
- I started out with IE: It was the easiest type of girl to find, aside from the occasional wannabe-Daria that was Netscape.
- I moved to Opera, found out she wasn't as great as the mystery implied.
- Moved back to IE because of familiarity, and regretted it. Did exactly what is suggested here about FF.
- Got sick of FF, moved to Chrome. She's great, but every now and again you're reminded of how young she still is. You occasionally feel like cheated on her with the now-improving-but-still-imperfect IE.
- Opera is now the backseat girl for hipsters. Still mysterious, but still no real substance. Just pretentious.
OhWellOmissionz (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011)
Why the heck would it? It would include Netscape before Lynx. Lets stick to browsers people care or cared about.
Why the heck would it? It would include Netscape before Lynx. Lets stick to browsers people care or cared about.
RandomName (Sunday, 6 May 2012)
"Chrome is your best friend's annoying younger sister who you haven't seen in 8 years and is now this really fast, yet boring, bimbo who reports on you to the FBI."
"Chrome is your best friend's annoying younger sister who you haven't seen in 8 years and is now this really fast, yet boring, bimbo who reports on you to the FBI."
Jesus (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011) Reply
Been using Opera for over 7 years now. She's the best girl there is, once you get to know her.
Been using Opera for over 7 years now. She's the best girl there is, once you get to know her.
Raptor Jesus (Friday, 21 Oct 2011)
@ Jesus: RAW RAAA RAW RRRR I'm your only messiah. You must worship only me!
@ Jesus: RAW RAAA RAW RRRR I'm your only messiah. You must worship only me!
virginmary (Thursday, 29 Nov 2012)
awww!
awww!
LandLord (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011)
Nicknames are pathetic, although yours is a pretty short one.
Nicknames are pathetic, although yours is a pretty short one.
Jesus (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011)
Don't be so cruel, LandLord. Took him hours to come up with such a unique nickname.
Don't be so cruel, LandLord. Took him hours to come up with such a unique nickname.
Actually, (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011)
@LandLord: He didn't say "pathetic".
@LandLord: He didn't say "pathetic".
Mems (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011)
Memes are pathetic, although this could be a good one.
Memes are pathetic, although this could be a good one.
Google Guy (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011)
... and tells us everything about you. Thanks Babe.
... and tells us everything about you. Thanks Babe.
Deathgod (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011)
I like chubby girls... Low maintenance!explorer is way too slow... I switched to firefox after trying chrome... Chrome just owns you in so many ways. No privacy at all. Firefox it's just about right for me! it's fast and plays almost everything quite fast! can't complain
I like chubby girls... Low maintenance!explorer is way too slow... I switched to firefox after trying chrome... Chrome just owns you in so many ways. No privacy at all. Firefox it's just about right for me! it's fast and plays almost everything quite fast! can't complain
Skipweasel (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011)
Lately FF has had trouble with Java on this machine - the VM memory use grows to nearly 2GB and everything stops. Tried reinstalling it - but in the end switched to Chrome.
I'd love to come back though - Chrome sucks.
Lately FF has had trouble with Java on this machine - the VM memory use grows to nearly 2GB and everything stops. Tried reinstalling it - but in the end switched to Chrome.
I'd love to come back though - Chrome sucks.
@skipweasel (Friday, 21 Oct 2011)
It happened for a while at the beginning of the new version of firefox... it seems to be OK now. At least I don't get it anymore. They must have fixed that bug...Just give it one more try with the latest version...
It happened for a while at the beginning of the new version of firefox... it seems to be OK now. At least I don't get it anymore. They must have fixed that bug...Just give it one more try with the latest version...
Skipweasel (Friday, 21 Oct 2011)
I have. The latest Java update has helped - but not fixed it.
I have. The latest Java update has helped - but not fixed it.
Supercute (Friday, 21 Oct 2011)
I found this brainy
I found this brainy
@supercute (Friday, 21 Oct 2011)
HILARRRIOOOUUUS!
HILARRRIOOOUUUS!
Glaring omission (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011) Reply
Not a single one of those browsers is making a sammich. That makes 'em all bowsers in my book.
Not a single one of those browsers is making a sammich. That makes 'em all bowsers in my book.
Stubbon (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011) Reply
I just suck with DOS and IBM. I'll be back in a week after this thing loads.
I just suck with DOS and IBM. I'll be back in a week after this thing loads.
reality bites (Thursday, 20 Oct 2011) Reply
The bad thing about that jaw-dropping 18 YO supercute brainy college freshman is she's 18. Hot,for sure, and lots of fun. Unfortunately, she can't keep her mouth shut about where she's been and what she's done. I'll stick with my crush 'till a better gal comes along.
The bad thing about that jaw-dropping 18 YO supercute brainy college freshman is she's 18. Hot,for sure, and lots of fun. Unfortunately, she can't keep her mouth shut about where she's been and what she's done. I'll stick with my crush 'till a better gal comes along.
Old guy (Friday, 21 Oct 2011) Reply
Firefox is not chubby! Like my buddy always said - built for comfort, not for speed.
Firefox is not chubby! Like my buddy always said - built for comfort, not for speed.
Son (Friday, 21 Oct 2011) Reply
I love best friends' annoying sisters that get hot after not seeing a while :)
I love best friends' annoying sisters that get hot after not seeing a while :)
makr (Friday, 21 Oct 2011) Reply
IE: More like "Chick who estimates her attractiveness way about the actual perception of others. Sometimes she gets lucky with some desperate/drunk dudes who fell for her pretentious attitude, which she misinterprets as confirmation for her glorified self-conception."
IE: More like "Chick who estimates her attractiveness way about the actual perception of others. Sometimes she gets lucky with some desperate/drunk dudes who fell for her pretentious attitude, which she misinterprets as confirmation for her glorified self-conception."
SourApple (Saturday, 22 Oct 2011)
Sounds like you're confusing Opera for IE.
Sounds like you're confusing Opera for IE.
Jesus (Saturday, 22 Oct 2011)
Sounds like your mastermind is dead.
Sounds like your mastermind is dead.
Sulfuri (Monday, 24 Oct 2011) Reply
Guess who became single! Maybe the friends of her will teach her to like meat?
Guess who became single! Maybe the friends of her will teach her to like meat?
mullet (Tuesday, 25 Oct 2011) Reply
firefox rules opera is crap always was, your arguments are invalid olololol also chrome is for hipsters olol
firefox rules opera is crap always was, your arguments are invalid olololol also chrome is for hipsters olol
Lonewolf (Wednesday, 9 May 2012) Reply
I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH OPERA WE EVEN DATED ONCE OR TWICE LIKED IE BUT COULD NEVER RAISE THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT, I THREW SAFARI OUT OF THE HOUSE FVFN THOUGH I COULD HAVE LOST MY SIS CONTRA. I DEARLY LOVE EVEN TODAY. BUT WE LOST HER WEEKS BACK TO THE BIG "C" WOMDERFUL LADY MARRIED A BUM AGAINST MY WISH HAD SEVEN KIDS. FF MARRIED MY BEST FRIEND THEY ARE VERY HAPPY. CHROME NEVER SPARKED WITH ME. HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPEBED TO HER BUT SURE SHE IS HAPPY SOMEWHERE SH WAS A SWEET KID, ATTEBDED NY CHURCH AS A YOUTH INTO ADULTHOOD, ONE DAY SHE LEFT CHURCH NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN. May102012.
I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH OPERA WE EVEN DATED ONCE OR TWICE LIKED IE BUT COULD NEVER RAISE THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT, I THREW SAFARI OUT OF THE HOUSE FVFN THOUGH I COULD HAVE LOST MY SIS CONTRA. I DEARLY LOVE EVEN TODAY. BUT WE LOST HER WEEKS BACK TO THE BIG "C" WOMDERFUL LADY MARRIED A BUM AGAINST MY WISH HAD SEVEN KIDS. FF MARRIED MY BEST FRIEND THEY ARE VERY HAPPY. CHROME NEVER SPARKED WITH ME. HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPEBED TO HER BUT SURE SHE IS HAPPY SOMEWHERE SH WAS A SWEET KID, ATTEBDED NY CHURCH AS A YOUTH INTO ADULTHOOD, ONE DAY SHE LEFT CHURCH NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN. May102012.
No wait (Friday, 11 May 2012) Reply
I'm using FF but every now and then I find my self cheating on her with opera...*door opens* WHAT?!... BABE!!??... WHAT YOU DOING HOME SO EARLY...I-IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
I'm using FF but every now and then I find my self cheating on her with opera...*door opens* WHAT?!... BABE!!??... WHAT YOU DOING HOME SO EARLY...I-IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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