Bacon candle
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Bacon candle
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Stupid question (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
Does it smell of bacon?
Clever answer (Saturday, 22 Jan 2011)
No it smells like roses ... SCNR ...
Droolworthy (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
I'd go insane from the smell. Just like the dog in the commercial. BACON BACON BACON!! I SMELL BACON!!
Montahe (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
We have to expand on this idea, bacon soup, lotion, soap, dental floss, everything i demand bacon flavored bacon by 2012!!! who's with me?
Bacon? Crispy bacon! (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011)
They make it already. Google is your friend.
-insert name here- (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011)
(visit link)
8 Gague (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
You are : THE MAN!
Johhny drama (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
You guys are obviously not getting the joke. 9/11 - Twin Towers. Muslims do not eat pork. It's condemned by Islam. Get it?
dsa (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011)
Sure, because it really does read 9/11 on the card.
you sir (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011)
Umm.... no. you sir, are an idiot.
SadPartIs (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011)
Considering some other things on the card, that may very well be true.
s (Sunday, 16 Jan 2011)
it's not a card, it's a post-it, moron.
Passerby (Sunday, 23 Jan 2011)
In the United States, it is common to write a date with the month first. So either the picture was taken on January 9, 2011, or they are pre-dating the picture about 8 months in advance of September 1, 2011. Which is more likely?
Twelve Gauge (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
Someone should make bacon out of bacon. And cheddar.
Sixteen Gauge (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
but what happens to all that lovely crispy bacon?
da man (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
well THIS I can relate to
me (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
Just wait until the bacon grease becomes rancid. Then it WILL be a treat.
M. Rioux (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
should have drank it, what a waste
@M.Rioux (Thursday, 13 Jan 2011)
Or... used to fry eggs, hashbrowns, and bread. Use it to smooth hair, treat sunburn, treat mosquite bites and many other things.
Tember (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
who the hell needs a DRILL to poke a hole in bacon grease?
observant (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011)
While wearing flannel pajama pants.
RWW (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011)
Man, I was gonna say that. Also, I made a butter candle the other day.
ahaha (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011)
I bet it's the middle of the day and he's just got up.
meems (Sunday, 23 Jan 2011)
I was under the impression that the drill was to blend the bacon grease and (what I assumed to be) candle wax that was already in the jar before the bacon grease was poured in... Followed by the wick most likely being put into the jar before the bacon grease/candle wax mixture hardened. I'm about 98% sure this was the case...
redneck (Wednesday, 12 Jan 2011) Reply
a manly candle for a manly attack... this picture is why millions of fellow americans died that die, and time stopped for a while...
oh, and they took our jobs
Amazing... (Thursday, 13 Jan 2011)
You're the second person who has confused 01/09/2011 with 09/11/2001. What's up with that - numerical dyslexia?
redneck (Friday, 14 Jan 2011)
mr. amazing, you just missed the point... big time... congratulations on your attempt, better luck next time...
Amazing... (Friday, 14 Jan 2011)
And your point would be...?
Oniönhead (Wednesday, 24 Oct 2012)
There is no point other than that inherent in very obvious trolling
manly men men men (Thursday, 13 Jan 2011) Reply
Hopefully it provides enough light for you to read your welfare cheque.
bobbus77 (Thursday, 13 Jan 2011) Reply
We did this last year with the grease from a bacon explosion (google it). Sadly, the burning grease candle never smelled like anything, bacon or otherwise. :(
W (Thursday, 13 Jan 2011) Reply
One question. Do you always cook it?
EBBrown (Sunday, 16 Jan 2011) Reply
This is great. A total guy thing.
Plate-o-meat (Tuesday, 18 Jan 2011) Reply
Pork Fat RULES!
Dirtbutton (Wednesday, 19 Jan 2011) Reply
You could just put the wick in the jar before pouring the bacon grease, but it's a manlier candle if power tools are involved in its making.
Shemar (Thursday, 20 Jan 2011)
Have you made this before, and if so, does it go rancid?
Fooz (Wednesday, 16 Mar 2011) Reply
He has no point. Even if if were September in the date, it would be September 1st, 2011, not September 11th.
Klaviatury (Monday, 26 Dec 2011) Reply
What kind of wierdo bakes bacon? You are doing it wrong dear..
Hedda (Wednesday, 22 May 2013) Reply
No it doesnt
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