I'm leaving!
You are not the man I fell in love with.
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ouch (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010) Reply
Too true. Never give in to their whiney demands. It's a trap
Just Noticed (Monday, 8 Mar 2010)
plus... she's got no tits
amnesia (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010) Reply
Maybe the Black Eyed Peas could write a song about it. Nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag......
Piku (Monday, 8 Mar 2010)
Cabaret Voltaire already did...
kainim (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010) Reply
ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu indeed
mi6x3m (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010) Reply
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FFS SOOO TRUE, i'm off to *fap fap* and then *nom nom*
Wife-beater (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010) Reply
When they start telling you what to do, that's when you make em black and blue.
Truth (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010) Reply
Hookers are cheaper and you can exchange them for a new model every day.
senseless_guy (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010) Reply
Jill is the best girlfriend a guy can have
GrowUp (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010) Reply
Something tells me you've never had a girlfriend if this is the attitude you have about women.
zhopa (Monday, 8 Mar 2010)
Actually, he's got a point. Not all chicks are that idiotic, but enough are. If you can't understand that, then sister, you're part of the problem.
KJ (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010) Reply
All guys want is a trophy that knows when to shut up. If a woman can do both of those things, guys will fall all over them.
Warped (Monday, 8 Mar 2010)
Yes but my woman can also bake a Fudge-Cheesecake. A trophy can't do that.
Though she could be trying to kill me slowly with this delicious concrete in my arteries...
notyours (Monday, 8 Mar 2010) Reply
poor men! so innocent and helpless against the evil women!!
Don'tWantYou (Monday, 8 Mar 2010)
I bet you are really fat and ugly.
notyours (Tuesday, 9 Mar 2010)
:D i let you imagine what you want, my dear :))
don'twantyou (Tuesday, 9 Mar 2010)
Don't have to imagine. I know who you are.
notyours (Thursday, 11 Mar 2010)
ahh, so you're god! :) excusez - moi ("excuse me" in french) !!
don'twantyou (Thursday, 11 Mar 2010)
No. You are an ugly woman with no self esteem. You troll the net pretending to be what you can't be in real life. You are a sad creature.
notyours (Thursday, 11 Mar 2010)
hehe, i don't even need to pretend, because i dont care what a little angry men like you think of me ;)
-=Nikki=- (Monday, 15 Mar 2010)
I have to agree with him. You protest far too much and your language seem very bitter towards men.
Mr. Incredible (Monday, 8 Mar 2010) Reply
Too much truth in it to laugh.
Travis (Monday, 8 Mar 2010) Reply
so true... girls are bitches. but if it wasnt for them, this world would full of queers
Random Guest (Monday, 8 Mar 2010) Reply
Low quality guys get low quality girls. It's the way it should be.
EXACTLY (Wednesday, 10 Mar 2010)
Right on sista!! So so true. They just don't realize that. lol.
Random (Tuesday, 9 Mar 2010) Reply
Okay, I know we can be annoying sometimes (often), but only a total bitch will actually make straight-out demands about trivial things. And, if she complains that you're not who she thought you were, she's most likely talking about your personality, not your exterior. Unless, again, she is a bitch. In which case you should be glad to be rid of the relationship, anyway.
brooke (Tuesday, 9 Mar 2010) Reply
duh who dosent know that over 5 years old
johnny (Tuesday, 9 Mar 2010) Reply
In Romania there was a beer add about this few years ago...The chick hooked up with the guy - he was in a bikers gang, changed him (and of course he was stupid enough to accept those things) and after a while she said to him „You are not the man i fell in love with”, and at the end the good part is that his bikers friends accepted him back and they all drink beer.
zhopa (Wednesday, 10 Mar 2010)
I love a happy ending like that. True Romance. Beer never judges you.
Carlos A. (Tuesday, 9 Mar 2010) Reply
The guy needs a bigger wallet =(
But they're never satisfied.
x3l0s (Wednesday, 10 Mar 2010) Reply
Yeah, true (T.T)
Angelux (Wednesday, 10 Mar 2010) Reply
It shouldn't be true but it is :S
don'twantyou (Thursday, 11 Mar 2010) Reply
Still you are a fat ugly woman who couldn't fid her toes without help. The only way for you to get off is to pretend that you are to good for any man. Go back to eating a gallon of ice cream and crying in you sleep.
notyours (Sunday, 14 Mar 2010)
maybe i would be like that - if i was american.
don'twantyou (Monday, 15 Mar 2010)
The truth is that you are a fat ugly woman who couldn't get a man even if you had a fortune. It doesn't matter where you are from you are inferior and ugly and doomed to life without a mate.
that one guy that did that one thing that one time (Sunday, 28 Mar 2010) Reply
This was the very first FFUUUU- comic I ever saw.