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igour (Monday, 22 Feb 2010) Reply
hahah poland sucks! and they have much less vowels than any decent language should! MEE (Monday, 22 Feb 2010)
only twice as many as english has France (Monday, 22 Feb 2010)
Poland, you are sooo lame ! jj (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
french speaking of WWII really funny :) knowing that the battle of france is also known as the Fall of france - surrendered after less than 2 weeks :) Jesus (Sunday, 28 Feb 2010)
Yep. They practically capitulated before even starting to fight, lol. teeta (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010)
France, you're so much lamer, though, eating snails and frogs and being swamped by the Muslims. It must suck so baaaad >_ dan (Monday, 22 Feb 2010)
buahahah, Voltorb :] ash (Monday, 22 Feb 2010)
upside down voltorb= electrode Ruben (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Haha pokefan, elementary pokemon recognition fail! Marcin (Monday, 22 Feb 2010) Reply
Not to sound like an ass, but as a Polish person, I find this highly offensive; I can laugh at myself, but to a certain point. Not cool, guys. German (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Please don't steal my car! Lalala (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
To German: Ok, but only if you don't kill more Jews nor other nations ;] Mr Munchie (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Congratualtions on your sausage. Yum, yum, eat'em up! Non Pole (Thursday, 25 Feb 2010)
As someone who isn't the slightest bit Polish, I could live with this offending you, if it was funny. It is not. wtf (Sunday, 28 Feb 2010)
@lalala: that was very lame. everybody knows, that germany doesn't kill any jews since the end of WW2. but the polish people still steal german cars. it's a fact :) Marta (Saturday, 13 Mar 2010)
I'm Polish. I'm laughing. Cheers! damn (Monday, 22 Feb 2010)
i also thought that this would be about pokemons XD senseless_guy (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Wait, this isn't a pokemon show? senseless_guy (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
lol @ all the pissed off polishfags that can't take a joke... or the truth. Andrew (Monday, 22 Feb 2010) Reply
Q: Why was Jesus not born in Poland? A: No one could find three wise men and a virgin. Mairie (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Wow, Andrew, hilarious ;) trewor (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Yeah, except original version is about USA :D Trewor=Turd (Thursday, 25 Feb 2010)
Wow Tree***re you have a giant inferiority complex. What is the matter did your mommy not love you? blackflamingo (Monday, 22 Feb 2010) Reply
The only true thing here is that british toilets are dirty. dfdf (Monday, 22 Feb 2010) Reply
Russia and USSR is not the same thing. Russia was the biggest part, but it definitely consisted of shitload of other countires and nations. You might as well say that without provision provided by Ukraine or modern telephone from Latvia, persons like Gagarin would never reach their status. (yea, like a butterfly effect. A really really giant butterflys all around Russian SSR) 123 (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
please dont mention latvia un russia or gagarin or something like that in on sentence. after you russo occupied us were still strugling to explain the whole world that we have nothing to do with russia whatsoever 333 (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
123 but you have a lot to do. It'd be plain stupid to throw off all the scientific achievements that you and all USSR reached while under communism. I don't say politics were good, but you can't deny it wasn't just russians (yes, Russians had the biggest proportional part of all the main stuff). I't be like frnch Belgians saying - no.. no, It was just us. flemish were unnecessary appendix and didn't contribute to anything in any way. 123 (Wednesday, 24 Feb 2010)
duuude duude i dont give a f about that they occupied us whats so arguable about that finland got lucky nobody is talking about them us ex somehing or oh they must be the same as russians etc Marcin (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
It's a 'szabla', and it's definitely not Arabic :p dfdf (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
i know russian word caplja (sounds the same as polish).. and? still looks arabic or asian. did those weapons came into your country in times when Mongols or Hunns invased Europe? Becasue European native weapons are anything that Romans. Greek/ Barbarian used. And curved swords are not from Europe. TomLogical (Monday, 22 Feb 2010) Reply
I hope Polish people won't get too upset? After all we call americans dumb, chinese mating bunnies, africans tribal men etc, while in real life we know (at least reasonable people know) it's not like that. E.g. even though we see dumb and fat americans on tv, off the screen there are highly educated, hard-working people. God damn just compare GDP's. Like Russia has the same GDP as a single USA state (California) pole2 (Wednesday, 24 Feb 2010)
Well not upset... it's just that it's getting old, and I'm getting fed up with ignorant people like igour. It's true now, that the country is shit, but poles are not. People are starting to cross the line between laughing at country and laughing at my people. You know nothing of WWII (Monday, 22 Feb 2010) Reply
Name any country that could survive a combined assault from the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany. Not one. 2 of the biggest world powers attacked Poland in WWII allies could not have won WWII without the help of the Polish Underground State. Poland's entire Navy and Air Force were able to escape and helped turn the tide of WWII. Ask any Air Force veteran from WWII and they will tell you the Polish pilots were the best in the war. The German Enigma code was broken by a team of Polish codebreakers. If it werent for them the war would have dragged on for another year. As a matter of fact the national IQ of Poland is higher than both England and the United States. Check your facts before you post this rubbish. pole (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
yes! we've helped to defeat nazis during WWII and lost 20% of population in the process. and yes, it is also true that we provide cheap labour in UK. just reality. Hugh Jardon (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Right on brotherski. Ian (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Everything is true, but it's only a joke. BTW USA has NEVER a war on its territory. Attacking some defenceless countries is not the same. 3434 (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
"BTW USA has NEVER a war on its territory. Attacking some defenceless countries is not the same." What about civil war? Forgetting history that fast? And your grammar is horrible :D As for the USA you can count HQ-s they lost in any war outside North America (or where they stood their ground). It'd count Vyetnam, Afganistan, Afganistan II, Iraq, Korea, Iraq again, Iraq third time etc. 3434 (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Can we all aggree on the fact, that is European pussy antions wouldn't be affraid of death, there wouldn't be WW2? It'd be like - Germany attacks - brawe polish suicide bombers come to soldiers, greet them and babooom. Same to Soviets. they come, they see innocent old granny on street. they come closer - booshakalaka!!! Fear is cool zemee (Saturday, 6 Mar 2010)
This is for "3434" --- If you count the USA HQ as part of homeland you're wrong, it is simply a TERRITORY, not the homeland. If USA were attacked directly they'd be in smoke and running like headless chucks in a second. Since all their troops are outside ^_^ taking advantage or brown nosing in other countries' affairs, instead of keeping their people and actually WORKING HARD to alleviate their own country from their own mistakes, laziness, overweight propensity, need to meddle in everyone's business, fake 'EVERYONE IS EQUAL' then denying common rights to people just because they are a bit different, etc... etc... Bad Jack (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
Shut up you all!! Polish girls have BIG BOOBS! And just for that, Poland, if it desires, can rule the entire WORLD!! ...big boobs... I think I'm gonna polish something now... wat (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
Poland? Jesus christ, I thought it was voltorb. It's better that way. Vinko (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
For once I just can't lough. A) It's as ''You know nothing of WWII'' said incorrect and B) Just not funny it's like making fun of the holocaust or the massacres in Croatia and Bosnia. Even satire has to have it's limits. lame (Wednesday, 24 Feb 2010)
Don't say a word, crybaby, all of you in that war made "mistakes". I'm sick and tired of watching news about you Serbs, Croats and Muslims killing each other over a damn song or less. Django (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
Keep in mind that old story about the Polish calvary charging the German Panzers In 1939, though true,was not a widespread occurrence...And one with very good intentions. This happened because of information that was acquired through faulty intelligence, and believed by a large contingent of the allies to be true. It was known that the Germans often used wooden and canvas mock tank bodies mounted on cars and bikes to attempt to fool counterintelligence into believing that they fielded a far superior force than was actually the case. This was a practice that continued all the way up to, and actually most famously with Rommel's Afrika Korps in 1942. In this belief A deadly gamble was played out to call the German's Bluff, and unmask their charade with a daring calvary charge. Sadly this was not to be. However if one also takes into account the fact that in 1939 there was a large contingent of military leaders who felt that the horse would never be replaced by the tank, this was a far more widespread view amongst the great proportion of nations than we realize now. Very much a great part of the success of the Blitzkrieg during 39'-40'. All of this said and done, it is also important to remember that 1)The Poles held out for a month against both the Nazis and the Soviets. 2)WITHOUT the presence of any "Allies"!(hmmm... it took the French and Brits only slightly longer to get both of their asses kicked by ONLY the Nazis).3)The Poles in fact doled out far greater losses to Germany during the battle of Warsaw then was expected, all this in spite of radically superior numbers in the Germans favor. Finally one must keep in mind that Poland's story during the war was one of constant betrayal From their "Allies", having been sold out not once but twice. Stalin's seizure of Poland at the end of the War was never contested by the victors, and was a continuation of brutality and suffering. wjaz (Sunday, 28 Feb 2010)
Wow, thanks Django! That was very informative! polishmyballs (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
hahahah, im Polish and i laughed my ass off. but on the other side some of You guys could get some manners kiki (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
it's not even funny. at all. saw a couple of 'em and not even one deserves to be shown on this site. so really, don't sweat it.. m (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
actually the soviet union part is accurate too. when the soviets tried invading POland alone, they got pretty f***ed up. it was not until, Stalin got help from Hitler that the Soviets managed to gain any terrain. even in 1945, Warsaw uprising - the Soviets watched and waited for the Germans to raise the city before entering it and claim victory. i guess they even feared the Polish resistance fighters even though they were fatigued by Nazi occupation. btw. the horse charging====Nazi proganda-= for some of you bigots, it maybe difficult to accept, but this was also something documented by a British historian. also the sword is not arabic---it is Iranian in style, read about POlish nobility -culture/ideology and youll understand... V (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
better check this out. spartans? pheh. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Wizna (look at "Strength" box, and then on the "Date" box ;) impressive, si? and for dessert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUacX2fAKp4 JOHN [PL] (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
WHAT YOU NOW ABOUT KILLING ? YOU DONT WANT DIE FOR POLAND (IN 1939) BUT YOU MUST DIE FOR LONDON - ENGLAND PRIME MINISTER IN 1939 WAS STUPID OH AND ONE THING ENIGMA WAS BROKE BY POLAND !!!!!!! bcn (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
im polish and believe me, poles are highly autoironic and very critical of their own history, but this is simply not funny. And just to get things straight as well as to boost my patriotism: if it werent for Poland and the 1920 Battle of Warsaw, Western Europe had a big chance of becoming a communist slaveland to the bolshevik Russia. Yes, we have a history of victories we couldn't take odvantage of, but hey - at least we fought and did something (yes, i'm looking at you, Western Europe and the US)... darkYuris (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
brits are morrons. everyone knows that. Mullet (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
Guys, when your anthem is named "Poland is not yet defeated", it's pretty low to rip on them further. :/ ... (Sunday, 7 Mar 2010)
Bear in mind that it was written (1797 as far as I remember) just after Poland was wiped out of the maps by Germans, Russians and Austrians. When you consider the historical context the text appears to be very meaningful and not at all defeatist. I personally do not feel offended by the picture but I find it sad and disappointing - millions of brave people from my country died killed by both Germans and Soviets who left the country in ruin and generally full of their crap. THAT'S why nowadays Poles have to "clean the toilettes" in the UK. Btw funny story, just a few days ago you guys were complaining that we steal your precious jobs :) Dawid (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
Polish save the all world of being a communist in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Warsaw_%281920%29 Polish air forces defend London in Battle of Britain with 126 fighters destroyed (they did best dmg in all Battle of Britain). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_wa...so_many_to_so_few Words of your great Prime Minister Churchil. Now you do same like in WW2. Appeasment. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeasement When u think u are strong u think u can do anything. But if some1 want to kill u you shout loud " Plese Stop". Well, you know so few facts about your own history. Come back to school ladies. bernd (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010)
Poland proved only too ready to take a hand in the partitioning of Czechoslovakia after the Munich Agreement. So no, you shouldnt talk too loud of appeasement. teeta (Saturday, 6 Mar 2010)
Dude, wasn't it Chzehoslovakia that stole quite a chunk of Poland's territory? Like the whole region of Orava that was Polish was given to Czechs O_O Learn your history~~~~ Gustavs (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
Hey, stop picking on Poland! Switch to Turkey! I live in central europe and the turkish are pain in the ass -hate 'em, they are all over the place and they always mess around- and they do need to be punished in some way. POLAND IS COMPLITELY OK! (except that it's super catholic) Gustavs (Tuesday, 23 Feb 2010) Reply
And this comic-strip has nothing to do with Poland, only that it was involved in WW2. This makes no sense, but I have to admit that it was a bit funny. Polish my shaft (Wednesday, 24 Feb 2010) Reply
Doesn't anyone recognize Polandball? http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/polandball baksuz (Wednesday, 24 Feb 2010)
My friend, that's not Vergina Sun flag, but the Rising Sun Flag. I can see why you asked, but there's no white in FYROM flag, only gold (yellow if you prefer). And Vergina Sun flag is originally blue with gold sun from Greece, not red with gold sun as the FYROM made it. trewor (Wednesday, 24 Feb 2010)
that's actually Japanese flag from WWII (Kamikaze) So learn a little ;) Poland (Friday, 26 Feb 2010) Reply
I am a Polish myself and I think this stuff is just hilarious, we just cant accept that other nations do also make fun of us, just as everyone else is making fun of France, Germany, Russia, Britain or the USA... Poland Rules, at least in our imagination!!!! eu-pl (Tuesday, 2 Mar 2010)
Think again. Dawid (Tuesday, 2 Mar 2010)
You are not better. You can't speak english and polish. Correct is "Poles". Ehh russian bots are everywhere ^^ teeta (Friday, 5 Mar 2010)
Erm, are you someone whose native language is English? If you are, shame on you, two mistakes in a single sentence. It should be Poles and English. zemee (Saturday, 6 Mar 2010)
Actually, more than those mistakes! The common saying is 'THANK God', if you say 'THANKS' it means you're talking in third person of yourself, meaning you have serious issues ^_^ and yup Poles and English. To be grammatically correct, should be 'Thank God Poles can't read English'... and by the way, it is spelled 'CAN'T'. Did you even go to kindergarten? Hinowisaybye (Tuesday, 2 Mar 2010) Reply
Go Poke ball, capture that donkey, and that tank,and that sword, and that jap, and that toilet... Radek (Wednesday, 3 Mar 2010) Reply
I suppose most haters were not allowed to post a comment, they couldn't pass the "2 + 1 equals ?" obstacle. Shame. Whatever country you come from, we, Poles, are smarter and sharper. For the moment most Poles are anxious and are lacking of confidence, we "occupy" UK for less than 6 years. Give us few years more and you will see the difference. You won't like it though. Bartek (Wednesday, 3 Mar 2010) Reply
Firstly who are helping in Iraq now.We lose 24 people in Americans War In IIWW we fight with ZSRR and with hitler in this same time. And if any frog eater tell me we are lame. he should look on himself teeta (Thursday, 4 Mar 2010) Reply
I'm reading all those comments, both in favor of Poland and making fun of us (yes, another Pole here) and like someone said in here somewhere, we ARE highly critical of our own history. Yes, we do have moments we're ashamed of, but what about other countries? *looking towards the US* Slavery, hmm? Segregation, hmm? Does it ring a bell? Britain, what about colonialism? Not really very honorable, taking advantage of other countries and basically draining them. France? Hah, if you check the history, especially this of WWII and the beginning of it, you'll find out that you signed a TREATY with Poland but when it came to HELPING, you did squat NOTHING, you played football on the lines ... That Germany kicked your ass so hard was only just, I'd say. Oh, and those flamers here, making fun of Poland: have YOU even read a line of Polish history? Nope, I bet you haven't, you know nothing of it and then, everything you've written here is just a bunch of crap. BTW, did any ONE of you listen to Sabaton's 40:1? Dawid (Friday, 5 Mar 2010)
Yeah, 40:1 is great, dynamic song (Pole here but i use eng cos this post will be checked by moderator) Pokemon is trendy in Poland 10 years ago. Well all flamers here since 2000 are kids which watch pokemons. Yaa Groteska (Tuesday, 16 Mar 2010) Reply
What is this? Is this a joke or some retard's hallucinations. It is not even funny. To a "german's" comment "please don't steal my car!" you should know that it was insurance scam involving germans delivering their cars to poles who smuggled them across border. Germans claimed insurance, Poles sold cars, first time in history polish-german perfect cooperation. Pole (Sunday, 28 Mar 2010) Reply
I'm Pole, I can speak english very well and I guess Poland is the best country all over the world. And you are morons if you believe in all this holy shit about us. Without Poland and Poles, big part of Europe would be comunistic (did I write it correctly?). Why nobody remember about the Battle of England (WWII) where Polish 303 division saved English asses? Why nobody remember that we first kicked out the comunism from Europe. I love my country, and I'm proud bcs I'm Polish. Btw. I am 16 and I've never been in UK ;) Really ;p broski (Tuesday, 1 Jun 2010)
Polandball is pretty funny even if i'm Polish ;) althrough it's easy to 'troll' us about World War 2, no wonder if we were divided between Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia, while 'Allies' were busy doing nothing during Phoney War. circa 20% of people killed, russian occupation of puppet state ended in 1989 and so on. shitty neighbourhood between these bastards:) 1000 years of struggle yet for example our war effort in 2ww is not recognised too widely. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_c...n_to_World_War_II http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_r...t_in_World_War_II http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_betrayal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupati...9%E2%80%931945%29 http://forum.axishistory.com/viewforum.php?f=111 this is a good forum on it if anyone's interested |