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Nikki (Tuesday, 1 Dec 2009) Reply
I love cake, except when it's a lie.
Lex (Friday, 4 Dec 2009)
Let me guess - Portal?
nikkis vibrator (Tuesday, 1 Dec 2009) Reply
your going to be the size of a house
and then you will lose me.
Skullcrusher (Tuesday, 1 Dec 2009)
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.
earthbeat (Tuesday, 1 Dec 2009)
Yes it is :o)
ILoveNikki'sVibratorFanClub (Thursday, 3 Dec 2009)
How do you know s/he's not already the size of a house? BTW: Can I sniff you?
GLaDOS (Wednesday, 2 Dec 2009) Reply
@nikkis vibrator
Oh look, its your old friend the rocket turret. *cake goes everywhere*
oOXx-==-xXOo (Wednesday, 2 Dec 2009) Reply
Who is nikki I don't kare how much u h8 me I got l33t sk1llz
Chlorine for the gene pool. (Wednesday, 2 Dec 2009)
Dude this isn't the venue for moron text language.
Raaw (Wednesday, 2 Dec 2009) Reply
You can have my cake and eat it too
oOXx-==-xXOo (Thursday, 3 Dec 2009) Reply
Chlorine l1k35 m3nZz
Mensa (m3nZza) (Thursday, 3 Dec 2009)
Thou art a tool.
The Boss (Thursday, 3 Dec 2009)
Use real English, dumbass.
Mr. Death (Friday, 4 Dec 2009)
oOmoron you are really a waste of skin.
Pink Floyd (Sunday, 6 Dec 2009) Reply
....another day older. Another day closer to death......
Pig on the Wing (Monday, 7 Dec 2009)
It's actually "Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death."