Football vs. handsball
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Football vs. handegg picture (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
to bad but you never gonna get as much comments as I got ...you faggit picture Warped (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009)
You can't even spell 'faggot'? What kind of self righteous manw**** are you? FvHEP is a douche (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009)
You're an idiot Kitty (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
How often do grid iron players actually kick the ball? And how do they get a touchdown? idiots.... Cami (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
Origin of the term "football" on the right. On the left, handandfootball. Or "pussy-rugby". Wullie (Wednesday, 2 Sep 2009)
Real men don't need helmets, pads and armour to play rugby. They also don't stop playing everytime someone drops the ball. m2acis (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
I dont know the handegg sport well... but it appears to me that on the left there's serious things left out like "lying on the lawn with someones ass on your head" =) Oskars_M (Tuesday, 8 Sep 2009)
No, You missed it for rugby. I'm European so football (the kind in the left side) is far less popular than rugby and soccer here but I still prefer watching that (at least over rugby). 123 (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
arnt they also using hands when carrying the ball in the american football? and what about the fact that the ball is not quite a ball? Anon (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
But... American Football is mainly played by throwing or running while holding the ball. Kicks are only for conversions or punts. Football, is mainly played with the foot. You don't constantly run around with the ball on your knee or chest. The person who drew this was a dumbass. And I'm an even worse one for bothering to post this retort. Paul (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009)
Wow! Did you eat a big bowl of Kellogs Instant Bitch this morning? Blabla (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
Sad little attempt to beat the handegg pic. This pic is wrong and you know it! ha (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009)
only the goaly is allowd to do that right (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
You do realize that handegg just starts the play off with kicking the ball? whereas in football,the ball is 90% time used by feet. ~_~; moron chuj (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
but the ball (egg) is still carried in hands for most of the time you morons memememem (Wednesday, 2 Sep 2009)
this be a sad attempt to show that american sports are good (when they aren't). geranio (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
Huh... Should it be funny? Not even close to football vs. handegg... football (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
this was one lame response, watch a game of football and then you watch a game of soccer(football) and then make up you mind. p_m (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
muaxaxa... get over it. football is football, and there is no such word as soccer. Egowelt (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
Exactly! Americans are too stupid to recognize a good joke. The rest of the world won't care about this pitiful retort... we know we're right :) 33 1/3 (Wednesday, 2 Sep 2009)
Soccer is a crappy third world sport. necrofess (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
but there is no ball in that american "football", it's some egg-shaped thing. Joewilly (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009)
Look up ball in the dictionary ****fess or whatever your name is. nay (Thursday, 5 Aug 2010)
Wont be fair. Dictionaries writers are American Muaddib (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
This is a plain stupidity... Whoever did this must have no brains :-D Random (Tuesday, 15 Sep 2009)
Actually, I prefer the term "elbow lemon." Better than you (Friday, 4 Sep 2009)
Rugby is played by nancy boys. Let's see one of you pasty faced bastards go up against a three hundred pound black dude! European (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
Seems like some Americans can't stand the fact that they fail at giving their sport a good name. American (Friday, 4 Sep 2009)
Seems like Europeans are all simpering pussies. W (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
Ok, this is bullshit, first of all, most of the time, in "Football" u carry the ball by hands, in football(soccer) u must kick the ball all over the field, watch videos with Ronaldinho or Ronaldo, then u will see what football really is, and by the way, the "Soccer" field is smaller than a Football field, so suck upon this! Rusio (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
That is the most stupid thing ever. Go somewhere and die, good sir. Football is not the stupid ass american rumble, that you call sport... senseless_guy (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
I'm pretty sure this pic will get as many comments as the handegg one. But still only idiots will read all that crap. Azerioth (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009)
I did! Sign me up! Jesus (Tuesday, 1 Sep 2009) Reply
Those bloody Americans with stealing names... Damn. It's HANDEGG, not FOOTBALL! ^^^Idiots^^^ (Wednesday, 2 Sep 2009)
The proper word for the handegg game is American Football, which I'm willing to bet you all that my (american) Football players could wipe the floor with ya'lls rugby players any day. In any case, it sucks that we stole your name and gave it to another sport that doesn't deserve it. Soccer (football) is the shit though. Handegg sux (Wednesday, 2 Sep 2009) Reply
This is the most stupid pic ever. handegg is played with an egg. deal with it. Rugby rims (Friday, 4 Sep 2009)
Rugby is for faggots. Not a Euro coward (Friday, 4 Sep 2009)
All you Eurotards do is give up! miste (Thursday, 3 Sep 2009) Reply
This is very stupid. In so-called "soccer", player touch the ball with foots mostly... And in american football they bring something that looks like ball with hands! For everyone on this world (except usa citizens), there will be FOOTBALL and AMERICAN FOOTBALL mischa (Thursday, 3 Sep 2009) Reply
What is nohandsball (soccer)? Surely thats football not the other one :/ Wtf ball (Saturday, 5 Sep 2009) Reply
You use your feet a hell lot more in soccer then you do in footegg...i mean football. NotAFakePatriot (Sunday, 6 Sep 2009) Reply
LOL if people think it's called Football because of the use of the human foot body part, then you're a Moron. It's called "Foot" Ball because it measures 1 Foot in length. Also, the measurement of the foot came from the length of a Kings foot and the inch came from the length of the thumb joint. It so happens that 12 thumbs equals 1 foot. It helps to know this COMMON knowledge, guess there are too many Sheeple out there..... futbol (Monday, 7 Sep 2009) Reply
wow i almost thought this was funny, but then i remember that u most kick the ball in ball in soccer and carry the "ball" in football (and get tackled, start over, carry egg, tackle, start over, etc.) sphincter (Tuesday, 8 Sep 2009) Reply
Probably would have a bit more respect for American football if all the fairies didn't run around with crash helmets and 1980's style Princess Diana shoulder pads. Aussie rules football, now that's a game for men. humorist (Tuesday, 8 Sep 2009) Reply
Now, now children, let's get the facts straight. This picture is a (IMHO pretty pathetic) response to the football vs. handegg picture, which claimed that soccer=football and ragby does not. Now this picture tries to beg the difference. First of all, i think we should be discussing not the games themselves, but rahter their names (which obviously started this war). Both are called football, but one is also called soccer and the other ragby. I tend to lean towards soccer beeing football and ragby beeing... well, ragby. Facts will support my understading: Ball - foot contact during a soccer game: between ~85-90% (a lot of variables of course, but roughly over 75% for sure) Ball - foot contact during a ragby game: 5-15% (also a lot of variables, but definately under 30%) So there you have it. [q.e.d.] In the field on masculine hobbies, i will have to say that no ball game can ever come close to what a real man does. I mean like wrestle bears, survive in the wild, fight/kill other men, argue with a woman and actually win, etc. Random (Tuesday, 15 Sep 2009)
"Argue with a woman and actually win?" What planet do you live on? Martin (Tuesday, 8 Sep 2009) Reply
Why doesn't someone check the meaning of "ball" in the dictionary ? :) you American dudes can just call it European football and stop bitching about a simple name ! Smartin (Wednesday, 9 Sep 2009)
Why don't you concentrate on licking yourself and STFU. An (Thursday, 10 Sep 2009)
You should change your name to Dumbin, instead of Smartin, suits your reply quite well =) Bawz (Friday, 11 Sep 2009) Reply
The one on the right actually uses the "foot & ball" combination aprtoximately 92% of the time in the game. The one on the left only lets the "foot & ball" connect, maybe 2% of the time... The one on the left is just a pussified version of rugby. cypeq (Monday, 14 Sep 2009) Reply
stupid americans ... they dont get it that in real football they use foot + ball 99% of time. Rob (Wednesday, 16 Sep 2009) Reply
I can see the point they're trying to make. Too bad that's the only time Americans actually kick the thing or it'd be perfectly valid. thetruthhurts (Wednesday, 11 Nov 2009) Reply
All male contact sports are latently homosexual, just think about that next time you settle down to watch the game. You are all sodomites, whatever shape your balls are and however you handle them. Pound a few brews? Pound a few butts more like. matko (Thursday, 15 Apr 2010) Reply
that american shit is played with an egg, not a ball, and the egg is being carried in hand for most of the game, hence EGGBALL |