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satan (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
ignore it, Im a better friend
adonai (Monday, 3 Aug 2009)
god can only bother
he's impotent fiend!
satan is your father,
satan's your best friend!
Satan (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
Ignore
azazel (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
ignore
jesus (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
wtf fake acc
aaa (Sunday, 2 Aug 2009)
+1 :D
Beelzebub (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
ignore
Stefano (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
Ignore
Castillion (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
Accept! Hey come to tea, Big J!
judas (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
Confirm !
God (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
I click on "Ignore" but it doesn't work !
propagandhi (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
I keep clicking ignore,
but they keep coming to the door.
Barry Trotter (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
*Ignore*
Confirm (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
CONFIRM
Jesus (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009)
Whoops... didn't mean to send you a request. My bad...
92 percent of society (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
Ig-friggin-nore
Facebook (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
Due to lack of friends in Jesus' friend list, his account has been terminated.
Jukki (Saturday, 1 Aug 2009) Reply
Ignore
EjDirsteatliver (Sunday, 2 Aug 2009) Reply
What if Jesus was real for real?
Would you like a friend like that (ok, let's assume he doesn't have "turn stuff into drinkable/edible/alcohol stuff" yet ability) ?
I personaly think Jesus would make a shitty friend. More like a stoner, always telling some hippy stories atc.
Jesus (Sunday, 2 Aug 2009) Reply
Damn, someone logged onto my account and sent fake requests... : /
PS. Jesus in front is a fraud...
Moses (Sunday, 2 Aug 2009) Reply
heeeyyy, sstop teasing my gayy friend
mede (Sunday, 2 Aug 2009) Reply
jesus are you still stalking me, jesus?
ignore
senseless_guy (Sunday, 2 Aug 2009) Reply
Confirm Abuse
Jesus (Tuesday, 4 Aug 2009)
Oh, no. Not you... You are BANNED from my list.
Moon (Monday, 3 Aug 2009) Reply
Jesus knows where find h**kers and really cheap wine, though. Gotta love him for that.
wow (Monday, 3 Aug 2009) Reply
Accept & Suggest!
WOW! I know the lack of faith is ramped but dang.
OK take out the Heaven & Hell and lets just look at the BIG PICTURE. Why would you hate a guy that all He did was help the poor, abused, outcast and hated. Then told you to love one another like brothers. Yet He gets more hate than OJ. WOW.
Bro (Wednesday, 5 Aug 2009)
Well, sadly, satan rules this world, he takes the clueless people without their asking and they slave away for him in their pride (just like these lost souls in these comments), but Jesus is kind enough to let you chose, to have your permission and have you willing to do the right thing.
Anybody rejecting Christ is a committed loser. Too bad, but these last days just had to show a great falling away before our lord and saviour returns.
Davie (Monday, 3 Aug 2009) Reply
Amen!
R Dawkins (Tuesday, 4 Aug 2009) Reply
Ignore, of course, he'll just want to bum rides and smokes off of you anyway.
Omnomnom (Wednesday, 5 Aug 2009) Reply
Confirm!! :-)
Cami (Thursday, 6 Aug 2009) Reply
Ignore.
little miss rainbow (Sunday, 9 Aug 2009) Reply
Confirm :D
belong2jesus (Friday, 14 Aug 2009) Reply
I choose "confirm"
belong2jesus (Friday, 14 Aug 2009) Reply
Confirm in a heartbeat!
young believer yuen (Thursday, 20 Aug 2009) Reply
cccconnnfffffiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!those who all ignore...haahahahahahhaha..u will be kicked off in the lake of fire!!!!!!
jesus (Friday, 21 Aug 2009) Reply
wooooooow
Guinness (Sunday, 30 Aug 2009) Reply
Well there you have it folks, the classic battle of good vs. evil, and you know what? After reading all these comments, looks like good ain't doin' so good.